I'm upset, offended and quite frankly hurt that I'm judged based on what I drive
Muddy
USA
I see it in their faces when I pull up. Various strippers and SB's in my life I'll see it in the NOPE in their face when I come to pick them up.
Ok yeah I don't drive a Mclaren or an Aston Martin, I drive a beat up rusty old white Astro van https://smartcdn.prod.postmedia.digital/… and granted I'm not the best driver I tend to pull up on a screeching halt, but you know what... get to know me. Talk to me. I'm good person. I've adopted from animal shelters, I've done volunteer bake sales, I'm the kind of guy that hits yes when CVS asks if I want to round up my change for charity.
So don't just judge me based on what I drive up in. Stop running away. Stop screaming in terror while you run away (it just looks crazy, and the van is not THAT bad I do try to clean it c'mon now give me a break) I got lots of candy you can have, kits kats, twix, all kinds, whatever you need. So slide open the door, hop in the van and lets learn more about each other and discover what truly matters, personality.
Ok yeah I don't drive a Mclaren or an Aston Martin, I drive a beat up rusty old white Astro van https://smartcdn.prod.postmedia.digital/… and granted I'm not the best driver I tend to pull up on a screeching halt, but you know what... get to know me. Talk to me. I'm good person. I've adopted from animal shelters, I've done volunteer bake sales, I'm the kind of guy that hits yes when CVS asks if I want to round up my change for charity.
So don't just judge me based on what I drive up in. Stop running away. Stop screaming in terror while you run away (it just looks crazy, and the van is not THAT bad I do try to clean it c'mon now give me a break) I got lots of candy you can have, kits kats, twix, all kinds, whatever you need. So slide open the door, hop in the van and lets learn more about each other and discover what truly matters, personality.
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Do you have a clown costume too? 🤡
They choose up based on your reputation
does the back of the van have a mattress?
But cool story
The clubs I enjoy don’t have such fancy arrangements. You find a spot nearby, and head inside the club.
It’s rare for a dancer or bouncer to associate a customer with a car. If you want to draw attention to your ride - it seems like a good way to get into trouble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXKI7OI…
Most women like a nice car; but when it comes to P4P I assume they just care about getting their $$$.
@shadow she's pretty good, but not ready to quit her night job. I'd consider loaning the car if I could come with and hang at the taping.
Similarly a guy dressed down could be the bigger spender in the club.
A lot of guys with flahy shit is often just flash - and a lot of times they rather spend their $$$ on their flashy lifestyle vs strip clubs.
The customer talking about about his BMW is more likely to spend.
Just a weird personal thing I’ve noticed idk if that’s just me. That being said, most I have no clue what car they drive
https://images.app.goo.gl/ieecpH9DZXK3FR…
Girls can tell I'm willing to spend money, when I drop subtle hints like "are you free for a dance?"
I haven't had a car payment in decades, which leaves me free to invest, travel, and spend _in_ the club.
I would think it’s difficult to just go on a customers story about his escapades in VIP and his spending habits - and owning a flashy car.
What about those guys who drive pick up trucks - with those big aftermarket tires - and the modified exhaust - with the ball sack hanging from the trailer hitch? I wonder what they spend on dancers?
Doesn't matter they have more or less money than the dude with the astro van. They are willing to throw it around for flash.
For strippers, that's easy money.
Dude with the Astro van is going to make them grind for it. It might be more money, but it's more work.