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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Sense of urgency in a club

I usually do a lot of road clubbing. And in a lot of places I'm at there's a chance I won't be back for a long time if ever. So if I'm going to make something happen, be it ITC/OTC…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 10

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New Strip Clubs

I've been hearing on the radio advertisements for a Spearmint Rhino opening up in New York in Hell's Kitchen. It got me thinking though, with all these clubs going down, how many are even going up? In the last 3…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 7

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We definitely have some 10's on TUSCL

Dancer Directory doesn't always have the best of them but some max out that phat ass scale. https://tuscl.net/avatars/719591.png?m=1630041677 https://tuscl.net/photos/6156a46e92c13 https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=719591 Hell, that is a 10 if I ever saw one. Wallet suicide. Jayda is killing it.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 23

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You know I've always never been good enough to go pro, NFL, MLB, NBA, no dice

But then recently I started taking estrogen and identifying as women competing in various women sports and it's been great. I'm like the Babe Ruth of women's softball (And I still sort of look like him too) I get a…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 9

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$2000 a month for a texting buddy

https://nypost.com/2021/12/28/my-sugar-daddy-paid-me-2000-a-month-just-to-text-with-him/ I've heard tales that such PL's existed. Never seen it with my own eyes. Sounds like the PL version of bigfoot or the Lochness monster. Truly nobody could be this pathetic right?...right?

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 10

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At what point do you give up on texting her anymore?

Sometimes for me after a while I start to take the hint that she might not be interested anymore. I'll take a recent chat from a stripper I got her number for OTC. It's started off just fine I thought…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 24

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I don’t want to offend any terrorists on here but…Merry Christmas!

I’m sorry if that was as bigoted. I’ll censor next time. I should’ve said X mas. And God Bless America 🇺🇸 oops sorry to offend! I know, I know, racist. I know.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 10

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Ending '21, Clubs that didn't make it

To me if a strip club didn't re open yet by now it's probably not gonna happen I'm guessing. Taking stock around you were there any casualties in your neck of the woods? I could think of a few around…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 18

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Canadian Strippers

I recently met up with some stripper from Toronto with a great, outstanding rack. But that wasn’t her most noteworthy trait, it was how polite she was. She was very nice, I sure having sex with me was not the…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 23 28

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Extinction of the Fugly/Morbidly Obese Stripper?

I've been starting to hit a lot more clubs recently now that we've been coming out of these shutdowns and although it's somewhat anecdotal, I'm just not seeing that bottom of the barrel stripper that many clubs seem to have…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 25

Politics

Sexy Politicians

I saw this past week the Mayor of San Francisco London Breed finally realizing there may be some issues in her city. Took a few years when most people it would take few seconds but ok I'll give credit where…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 19

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Dropping the OTC Bomb

Me: “You see some people are inside guys, I happen to be an outside guy if you catch my drift.” “Some like dining in, but I’m more COVID style take out only, you could say I’m just, driving thru…if your…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 27

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Undo a mistake or redo an opportunity

Strictly in your mongering life. I think when I look back I kick myself more what I didn’t do then what I fucked up on despite a long line of fuck ups. But I present it to you and you don’t…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 11

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In the light of the #MeToo era, have you adjusted your ways around strippers?

I'll be honest I have. I've been criticized as being over the top in the past and took a step back and reevaluated how I did things, I was wrong, out of line, mistaken. I've always had a hard time…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 9

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Blaire White

I recently saw this girl Blaire White on Joe Rogan https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/youtube/images/9/95/Blairewhite--2.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20210414143143 https://preview.redd.it/0xgt4puhfww71.jpg?auto=webp&s=ce47232cdae3269fdc62e6df137152eecb80fbc9 https://i.redd.it/bj4wocg6gy661.jpg .

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 22

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*After 3 minutes of fucking* "I need you to cum for me now"

"I need you to cum, right now" "Hurry you can do it" "I want that cum" "Let's go, cum now" "You can do it, yes cum for me" "Let's go already" "Hurry, I need you to cum, RIGHT NOW!" Look sometimes I last 8 seconds (as I've…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 34

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The Power of the Suit

Every once in a blue moon I'll be in Manhattan for a job interview, or something or other, dressed up in suit. I figure on the way back home I'll hit a strip club it's a unique opportunity. I was…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 49

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Chickens coming home to roost for universities

All the woke, criminal worshipping nonsense coming out of these universities, are their very own students being slaughtered not even wake up call? It’s a tragedy, these aren’t rival gang members, just students trying to better themselves. A second Columbia…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 34

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Inside The Red Parrot During CoVid And An Interview With My Old Fav

https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/deathsexmoney/episodes/strip-club-pandemic-death-sex-money Talk about about a podcast that hits home. I used to be a regular at this club and “Violet” as Jessica is known now used to be a former CF. Let’s just say in 2018 she probably didn’t have to…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2

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How long do we have to wait for this fucking guy to stop talking to this dancer?

How long? Do I gotta sit here for 3 fucking hours waiting for him to tell this girl his life story. Watch her pretend to care. I get it, she's your favorite, I got it but touch and go. Say hi,…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 62

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Sluttiest Towns in America

In whatever not necessarily only strip clubs but what cities you've experienced where girls aren't afraid to give it up. Me, I see this as only a positive thing, no shame in it all. I love sluts! A few come to…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 136 34

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How you deal with taking an L in the mongering game

You win some, you lose some. Whether it be a dud in VIP, air dance only surprise or not what you thought it’d be OTC how do you guys take dealing with spending on something that didn’t quite go your…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 39

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Stupid ways strip clubs let you know time's up

I club I was at not too long ago called Billy Dean's in long island. It's like a small curtain booth, I'm getting dances in and all of a sudden the owner bartender guy who I assume is Billy Dean…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 15

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Great strip clubs of only 4 years ago that fell off

I think it's weird to see some strip clubs we're always being talked about on here are like afterthought now, some even because they don't exist anymore but ones that come to mind... 1. Hi-Liter-This was such popular club on here.…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 96 25

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Review Hall of Fame

Every once in awhile you’ll come across a review for a club that was memorable and glorious could be for all sorts of reasons. I wonder if one day we could see them all enter some sort of hall of…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 11
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