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TUSCL Code Glossary

Muddy

USA

Secret code to cover our tracks. Enough with this I did this, I did that. Keep the Law of our trail. Tell no one of this. The password is "I come in a white suit" then you can spill the beans.


Blow Job-Billy Joel (we sang Allentown together and then type out the lyrics to really shake them)

Full sex- Frank Sinatra (Duet of New York, New York, the entire strip club went silent, we stole the show)

Covered Hand Job- Harry Connick Jr.

Hand Job- Hugh Jackman

Titty Fucking- Tom Ford ("Have you smelled my Tom Ford cologne collection, I hear tobacco vanille is a wonderful scent")

Total cunt to you once she is inside VIP- Ellen Degeneres

Covered Blow Job- The Columbus Blue Jackets

Anal Sex- Arnold Schwarzenegger ("Would you want to watch Total Recall, it's a fine Arnold Schwarzenegger film")

BareBack- Barry Bonds. ("favorite baseball player is Barry Bonds. But wait that guy is such a douchebag. I know but I'm really trying to fuck you without a condom")

Cowgirl- Carey Grant

Doggystyle- Donna Summer

Creampie- Just put Boston in front of it. Unless your in Boston. Then just say Colin Powell.

Deep Throating- Refer to Deepthroat from Watergate. "She deepthroated me, you know she sort of sounded like deepthroat from watergate, this VIP session had Nixon rolling over in his grave"

Foot Job- FJB

Golden Shower- Gwen Stefani

Masturbate- Mel Brooks

Foot Fuck- Farrah Fawcett. "I whipped my dick out, grabbed her feet and well let's just say she started to resemble Farrah Fawcett"

Skull Fucking- San Francisco. "I San Francisco'd her face so hard that she was left homeless and on crack on streets of San Francsico.

Dick- Dick Dale. I whipped my guitar, just like DICK dale would. And started playing Misirlou...with great vigor

Vagina- Virgina "She said she was from the state Virginia, whipped out her driver's license as proof except the Virginia was missing I and R but had an extra A. I had told her to go back to the DMV in the state of Virginia and tell them of the spelling error that needs to be corrected at once. We concluded it might be a big pain in the ass hassle so I just got back to fucking her pussy"

69- 96 "We both did 96 together. But also our favorite music group is Kriss Kross and I'm also dyslexic"


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