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Pool/Beach in 2023

Muddy
USA
Summer is finally here and swimming season in full swing. Back in the day, all the old timers on the block used to say I was the best swimmer east a' west a' here. I was like the Mickey Mantle of the water. But I find I find myself today not going in the water nearly as much as I used to.

Today I'll drive by various public swimming pools not even get out of the car and jerk it while looking at some fine female lifeguards through the chain link fence. And at the beach I don't even go boogie boarding anymore, I usually just masturbate with a towel over my lap and leave.

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Sgtsnowman
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a year ago
The point is your still getting fresh air and exercise. Just need to change that motto up a bit.....
JamesSD
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a year ago
If lifeguards had worn the nearly thongs they wear these days when I was a young man I probably would have lived at the pool
twentyfive
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a year ago
I still swim nearly every day, pretty much year round, I find it relaxes me better than any other workout I can do and it has the added benefit of a terrific view when I swim at the beach.
motorhead
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a year ago
There’s a lifeguard shortage at many beaches forcing the beaches to close some days.

Maybe they’ve switched to OnlyFans
twentyfive
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a year ago
^ not just at the beaches but at many public pools too.
Muddy
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a year ago
There’s about 9 public pools in Levittown, NY I was able to get in free too and I used to “lifeguard shop” you could say and I would stop to whichever one with the hot brunette chicks. And I would follow them station to station from the diving boards to even the kiddie pool if need be.
Studme53
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a year ago
I went to the nude beach at Hedonism 2 in Jamaica. It was weird. Supposedly it was uncool to get a full on boner but ok to chub up. I couldn’t keep the equilibrium and had to go back to the room and jerk off. There were a few single hot vacationing sluts who were looking for good dick. Great place!
boomer79
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a year ago
No public pools where I live. A lot of people have private pools though. As to the beach I’m not around one much but I can see that. I know some of the better strip clubb trips this summer was after trips to the beach in the St. Pete Clearwater area got me in the mood so to speak. It’s hard not to notice but I try not to go around gawking though. Sometimes it’s hard not to notice though.
shadowcat
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a year ago
I haven't been to the beach in years but I plan to go again just as soon as I can find a Speedo in my size.
gammanu95
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a year ago
A friend of mine was a superintendant for a recently completed rehab project at a couple of off-campus student apartment communities. He had a GoPro clipped to his short for fast-take photos of the ongoing construction and completed units.

The pictures he would send me of the college co-eds going to the community pools were fap material for life. Thongs were everywhere. He said that male residents would practically kill each other fpr units which viewed the pool and they all had binoculars and scopes on their windowsills.
Hank Moody
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a year ago
That’s not creepy at all.
gammanu95
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a year ago
^This is a website dedicated to strip clubbing. It's all creepy.
shailynn
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a year ago
^ wise words right there, and you didn’t even mention posts by SJG which crank the volume of creepy up so loud the knob broke off!
gammanu95
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a year ago
ThatXguy1985 and the one other dude outcreeped SJG, but SJG was the original mark 1 mod 0 TUSCL creepster.
boomer79
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a year ago
I get that strip club interactions are atypical and some might be considered creepy by a lot of people but that’s not a license to be wierd and make people uncomfortable. I get that if there are attractive women around we’re going to notice. But when it comes to “creepy” there are some basic social conventions everyone should follow.
iknowbetter
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a year ago
Who goes to public pools these days? I can’t believe there would ever be any hot girls at a public pool - if that’s even still a thing.
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