Summer is finally here and swimming season in full swing. Back in the day, all the old timers on the block used to say I was the best swimmer east a' west a' here. I was like the Mickey Mantle of the water. But I find I find myself today not going in the water nearly as much as I used to.
Today I'll drive by various public swimming pools not even get out of the car and jerk it while looking at some fine female lifeguards through the chain link fence. And at the beach I don't even go boogie boarding anymore, I usually just masturbate with a towel over my lap and leave.

