Names or Explicitness
Muddy
USA
"Violet and me went off to VIP and a great time. Truly hot experience. Left satisfied. Tip $200...."
"I went off to VIP with this hot cuban chick with big tits. OMG I fucked the SHIT out of her. Face fucking, Doggy, Golden Showers,(to which she tried to upcharge, I said "No Deal") the whole kit and kaboodle. I came all over her face, we were both grunting like apes the folks next door told us to STFU. It was wonderful experience. All told, I paid $200 to her and $100 to the club. I left moonwalking out of the place although I forgot about my used condom in my back pocket, it started oozing through.."
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Either choice is better than a lot of the crap reviews I've been rejecting lately.
I certainly don't need or care about names. I don't care specifically about what chick you did what with at all. No need to describe her specifically or name her. I'm not gonna look for that specific girl when I go to the club. I don't care about your exploits, I only need it to be explicit enough for me to determine if extras are the norm or not. The fact that you hit it from the back doesn't interest me at all.
I'd rather you describe the lineup in general. I want to know Club A has nearly all Cuban chicks, mostly thicker and with fake tits and ass, vs Club B which has mostly trailer trashy white girls with tattoo's and piercings, vs Club C which has mostly black girls, vs Club D which has mostly skinny girls with small but natural tits, etc. That's 1000x more useful to me than the fact that the chick you chose was a Cuban with big titties or that her name was Violet. Similarly, I'm more interested in knowing you paid $75 for the room at 250 for the girl. That way I have a better idea of club and market rates.
I care about the club, not the girl. Sure, the girls are what make the club, but I'm not gonna go to the club for one specific girl based on a review. If you're going to a club I reviewed looking for the chick I saw, you're likely to fail or be disappointment. Odds are she won't be there or she'll be busy, there might be another girl with the same or very similar name that causes a mixup, or you'll disagree with my assessment of her hotness or personality. But if you go to the club I said has mostly thick plastic chicks who'll fuck for $225 for 3 songs or the one I said has mostly thin natural girls who'll do what they promise for $300 for 15 minutes, you're pretty likely to find something similar.
This is simply not an issue relative to the SoCal clubs I frequent since 1) every LEO and local government already knows what goes on in every club, and 2) statements on this site are not admissible evidence. I acknowledge other parts of the country may have different standards.
But there’s too many pearl-clutchers and people who can’t follow rules on this site, so abuses will always happen and agreement to a standard will never happen. So let’s just carry on and give this dead horse topic a rest.
^ That, in a nutshell, is what I look for in a review.
Except that's not true. It was 8 days ago.
https://tuscl.net/discussion/83486
“^so, extras are technically defined as anything more than a dance. And given that most US states have a no contact law regarding sexually oriented businesses, most strip clubs are technically extras clubs in that they allow touching of some kind. Extras are known for being more explicitly sexual in nature, but they technically really are anything more than a dance. A dancer merely just sitting on your lap is considered an extra in the eyes of the law. Just throwing that out there as food for thought.
I 100% agree with and support of not linking names to extras. It's a great way to get a girl fired or jumped. So many customers desperately seek out extras, yet can't just simply respect that dancer that serviced him afterward by just leaving her name out in a review“ - bubbleyum
I can live with that. Because it's pretty obvious that this is a topic where there will always be disagreement and no true consensus.
We would never see a review that says “I paid $300 and took a hot cuban to the 3 song VIP at DD Pompano where she gave me a good grind.” We all know you got FS, CBJ, cleaned up and out the door in about 6 minutes.
^ Anything following that is inherently wrong. There is no agreed upon technical definition of an extra. There are countless threads on here debating what exactly constitutes an "extra." Further, no where is it written that anything illegal constitutes an extra or vice versa.
And even if you buy into the idea that illegal == extra, in Florida and specifically Palm Beach County contact between an adult entertainer and a customer is not illegal. I'm pretty sure Dade (Miami ) & Broward (Pompano) have no such legal provisions either. The idea that touching a dancers hand or her sitting on a customers lap is "technically" an extra is complete nonsense. I haven't the slightest fucking clue about laws across the country or around the world, but if I had to I'd bet that the Tri-County area in south Florida is not the outlier but we are the norm or at least a large minority.
Don't get me wrong, I don't disagree with her point that calling out a girl for pushing or crossing the line with respect to extras isn't worth doing. I very much agree with it. But that line of logic just doesn't hold up to any scrutiny whatsoever.