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Songs that make you want to jump off a roof

Muddy
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USA

2 yrs ago · 1 min read

Cherry Pie by Warrant. I think you would be able to solve homelessness in America wholesale if you just blast that song on a loop on street corner in America.

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twentyfive

Jumping off the Roof by Ian Matthews

In time they found that jumping was a blessing and a curse Love without a blindfold can be suicide or worse Sam became an expert in the art of lies and truth And Jeanie loved to play that game called jumping off the roof

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elmer

Muddy What? Love that song. Can't remember the last time I've heard that in a SC

Lots of songs could make me jump but anything from The Red Hot Chili Peppers could push me over the edge

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skibum609

Free Bird.

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rickthelion

^ Shut your mouth Skifredo. My bud rickthevulture loves that song. He used to sing it all the time.

‘cause I'm as free as a bird now And this bird you cannot change squawk! squawk! And the bird you cannot change

When he gets back from his sabbatical - or rickbatical, if you will, we’ll be knock in’ on your door. ROAR!!!

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shadowcat

I prefer to go up on the roof.

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rattdog

sweet caroline - bah bah bah

gawd i fucking hate that shit!!

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skibum609

^That stupid fucking song is literally 90% of the reason I no longer go to sox games. Not only does the song suck, it attracts people who suck to the ballpark. When I was 12 I would hitch hike 25 miles to go to Fenway. Now I won't go for a free roof box seat with open bar.

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motorhead

Never could figure out how a Neil Diamond song - a guy who personifies NYC and Brooklyn - became a thing in Boston

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twentyfive

^ That’s because they’re nuts in Boston 😂

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steve3000

I was talking with a (much younger) friend the other day about 80's music. I was telling him how early 80's metal became cartoonishly poppy by the end of the decade. Warrant's Cherry Pie is the epitome of that decline. Not a fan. Not a surprise that grunge took hold so quickly afterwards.

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Huntsman

Is Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard basically the same song as Cherry Pie by Warrant?

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Mate27

Although appropriate for some strippers, “Who’s Your Daddy” by Toby Keith is annoying AF to listen to.

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Specialj

Ratdog you got it bro winner winner chicken dinner

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Specialj

I wasn't a fan of the hair spray Era. But honestly there are a few songs from different bands I like....... 1 Bon Jovie DOA/young guns. 2 Poison at the drive in/every rose 3 Motley Crue Girls 4 Deff leopard rock of ages OK so technically maybe some of these bands weren't hair spray so if so forgive me. 🙂

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FLAP3000

Most of the modern “trap” music. Young Thug, Kodak Black, Lil Baby, etc

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motorhead

I didn’t really appreciate glam metal / hair bands at the time, but as compared with today’s music referenced above - it’s great.

I’m a big fan of power ballads

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misterorange

I wonder what this guy was listening to: yahoo.com

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crosscheck

I don't have the least problem with hair metal, I grew up with that stuff. Lots of fond memories.

Cherry Pie is certainly not one of the best examples, but it's a lot more tolerable if you're watching the music video...

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rattdog

poor guy - splat and split in half. maybe the song he listened to was voices inside my head by the police?

early 90's i remembered very well the end of the metal scene. 3 bands at that time to me that would signify the wiping out of not just glam but also other subgenres: trixter, firehouse and nelson. 4 if you want to include warrant. not only did the glam bands got slaughtered, but so did judas priest, iron maiden and dio. all these bands' cds all of a sudden radio programming directors would be dumped inside cardboard boxes, transitioning to grunge.

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Specialj

I loved the grunge Era. AIC, STP, TOD, Nirvana, Soundgarden and Pearl Jam. Also that lesser known band. It's tragic a lot of those overdosed or committed suicide. So much talent from that era

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Specialj

I was thinking of mother love bone

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wld4tatas

sweet caroline - bah bah bah gawd i fucking hate that shit!!

Even worse is when you're sitting back in a club enjoying a talented high mileage service and this song comes on. Happened to me in a small go-go club years ago (presumably, somebody using the Touch Tunes machine) and was maddening beyond belief.

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Longball300

Whoomp by Tag Team.... just shoot me.

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