Comments by TFP (page 32)

Well it was worth a shot. I wonder if the owner doubles as the housemom?

Yeah that SJG impersonation was on point. A reminder of what we're thankfully missing out on. For starters, I'm sure she wanted us to know that txtittyspice was her. I always thought Mack Truck was her and after last week I'm more sure of it. Also thought Pistrolla and 48cowboy were her. Probably some others, but don't really remember right now.

CF = Club Favorite. It's in the glossary.

We have a few no touch/minimal contact clubs in my area. I don't fuck with them. But they are still in business so others must patronize them, or they are great at laundering money to stay in business. But I feel exactly how you do. I'd rather not go to a club of it's gonna be like that.

I prefer the experienced girls. Now to be fair I've had a good time with some self proclaimed newbies and also had some terrible times with clearly experienced dancers (sharks). But I've had a greater number of satisfying dances with the experienced girls versus the newbies. The veterans know not to bounce up and down on your dick like a lot of newbies painfully do. They seem to know without you telling them what feels good and what doesn't.

This thread does not bode well for SA's potential future trial members. I know you guys say you have to Wade through a lot of crap to find a good one, but how long would you say that process takes? This is why I like and miss strip clubs. Doesn't take but 30 minutes or less to find the girl you want to spend time with. This SA stuff sounds like weeks, even months of work.

That's good to hear Warrior, it gives me some hope. I live in CA, the place that seems that will be last to open anything. From the rules you described, it pretty much sounds like what already took place in my gym before it was shut down. It's not a big facility, so it doesn't have basketball courts or a swimming pool. It does have spin and aerobics rooms and I'll miss seeing those classes disperse and all those sweaty, fit, spandex clad women wander out into the gym. We already wipe down equipment before and after our sets on machines. And usually the gym isn't so crowded that all the treadmills, bikes, rowing machines, and stairmasters are occupied. Much like urinals in men's rooms, folks try not to grab a machine right next to another person. I can't wait till we get to the same phase. It might take a month or more but at this point the year is shot anyway IMO. I'll be motivated to be super healthy in time for next summer.

Jesus, can you imagine that? A girl wearing her entire outfit, plus masks and gloves, giving a lapdance? Actually, I don't want to imagine that. Someone PM me when you're able to grab tits and ass freely in the club again.

Lol @ Nicespice isn't it funny how that worked out? A place named Yolo county happens to be the one opening way up. Like they really wanna live up to the acronym.

@Jascoi I use that credit card for all my gas, travel, and restaurant expenses and always get back over $600 not including the check you get for the executive benefits. It's totally worth it. And to the folks that don't wanna comply with the mask rule, fine, take your business elsewhere and shut the fuck up.

@nicespice how long did it take each different screen name to get banned?

I wonder if that's actually viable for the club? I mean how much money would they really make from just 25% of the potential max amount of customers just buying food and tipping the stage? I wonder if there's a thread at Stripperweb about this. Can girls actually 'bank' with this model or will they see after a week that it's not the same.

Anyone on Utah? I want to hear how it went in the club wearing gloves, masks, and practicing social distancing lol. On a serious note, based on the reviews I read about Utah clubs I couldn't give a rats ass how it went in there before or after Corona. The reviews make those places sound like air dances and no touching. No fucking thanks. Let me know when Diamond Dolls in PB or Follies opens up then we'll REALLY see if there are changes or not.

Damn, poor SJG. Where's Icey Loco to be his only yes vote and tell us how SJG is the most interesting guy on these forums, besides himself?

No. He can log on just like the rest of us. If his 'privacy wall' is preventing that, too bad. Karma for all the dead squirrels and other shit that it's killed. Lol.

It depends on which room your brother in law went to for how much he spent. If the two sharks ...er...dancers convinced him to get the fantasy room with the bed then that one is $550 for a half hour, per dancer . It comes with a big ass bottle of alcohol that even three people couldn't finish in a night. Maybe they had your friend in there for a long time and he kept chugging shots. Once they have you in that trap they will happily try to entice you to stay and keep sucking money out of you. Since I doubt he had that much cash on him I bet he put it on a credit card. Which means double ouch since the club taxes the ever living shit out of credit card transactions. He probably made those two dancers weeks, while setting himself back quite a bit. I hope he's well off.

Is Hong Kong even open yet? If not, any word on when it will be?

What was the remedy for not viewing pictures by certain members again? I have BBBC ignored but yet I still see his shitty pictures in the photo gallery.

Cristobal won this thread.

If those rules are enforced then yeah, stripclubs are done. But you gotta remember that a lot of clubs don't follow the rules anyway. If they did there wouldn't be dudes bragging about extras of any kind, anywhere. It's gonna depend on the club and the dancer what the experience will be. I don't think the fun will be over at every club.

I saw it, couldn't give a rat's ass about it though. Group it in with cam sites, and I've said plenty of times how I feel about that shit.

I miss the gym and being able to get a haircut from my regular barber. With the absence of those two I feel like a slob. Sure I can workout at home but like Papi said, the eye candy in the gym is a major motivator and always something to look forward to. I miss the ability to meet up with friends at a bar or brewery or even a get together at someone's house. Seemed like a pretty normal thing before but compared to now it would feel like a trip to Vegas to be able to do any of that. I miss bowling, didn't realize how addicted I was to it until it was taken away. I miss not wearing a mask everywhere. Shits uncomfortable and even puts a damper on checking out eye candy in the grocery stores because even the hot chicks are wearing them. I can judge their bodies just fine but can't really see their faces because 60% of it is covered by a mask. I miss going out to eat. Take out is nowhere near the same as sitting in and enjoying a meal at a nice restaurant. I miss sports. The NBA playoffs are my second favorite sporting event post season behind the NFL. We'd usually be right in the thick of the post season now. Even the NFL draft wasn't quite the same with no inevitable booing of Roger Goddell as he announced each pick. I used to religiously listen to sports radio on the way into work. Now, however, with no sports they struggle to find stuff to talk about. It usually ends up being about old events, or hypothetical questions like the 95 Bulls vs the 2017 Warriors. Shit gets boring fast. Man I'll be relieved when this nightmare is over. Even if it takes an entire year, I'll take that over living like this for the rest of my life.

Warrior15 that's the OP's point. There are plenty of 20 yr old mothers out there but he doesn't consider them MILFs, and I agree with him. When I first heard the term was back watching porn in around 2004. They had MILF hunters and the women were always older with curvy bodies (we used to call those baby bodies). So I'd say mom's over 30. As a matter of fact I saw a meme about this same thing. https://me.me/i/a-milf-isasexy-assimom-over-35-if-youre-20-youre-2458592

It's a trip how Cali is given one of the earlier recommended dates, yet we'll probably be the last state to reopen. I hope it does us some good in regards to controlling the spread.