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TFP
Adventures of Assjobman

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5 years ago
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Kcninja
Heading to vegas
Desertscrub you are one old, crabby bastard. Fucking read! Papi was quoting Cristobal who said he remembered the TV series. Then Papi went on to correctly title the series that Cristobal was talking about. Jesus man seriously what the fuck is your problem? If you felt it was a dumb comment then fine, scroll the fuck by it and keep it pushing. If you're trying to win the title of most irritable motherfucker on these forums then congratulations, you've already won by a landslide. Now please calm the fuck down. You'd think a dude that gets laid as much as you claim to would be more easygoing. As for the OP who knows what the situation will be when you touch down at McCarran. I hope you do share what your experience was so I can see if I was smart to cancel my yearly Vegas trip or if I missed out. I've been going at the same time every year since 2012 and this will be the first year I haven't gone and it's all due to this fucking pandemic.
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5 years ago
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ah1974
People of color experiences at strip clubs
As a middle age black man myself, from personal experience I can say that a lot of dancers will look past you and go for white or Asian customers first. It didn't matter what nationality the dancer was, they all did the same thing. I would usually only get approached by the less desirable dancers. I don't blame them, I know it's all about money and those two demographics usually have more of it. As long as you know the game it shouldn't bother you much as time goes on. If you become a regular at a club and you spend well enough then you'll start seeing more dancers come your way right off the bat on later visits. I've experienced this in a few places and once again I knew the game. The dancers talk amongst themselves and they're more observant than you may think.
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5 years ago
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jaybud999
Pinpin aint EZ....when you're high
Cheetahs (Library) LAS VEGAS dancers
Desertscrub is the most paranoid mofo I've ever seen on these forums lol.
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5 years ago
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Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
Chicas Bonitas in Las Vegas is illegally open
I hope it doesn't get them shut down for good. That's one of my favorite clubs in Vegas. Girls aren't uppity like a lot of the other Vegas clubs. If anything I hope they just get fined and have to wait like every other club does. Is there any word on when strip clubs in Vegas will get the green light to open again?
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5 years ago
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nemesisk7
Putero
TIJUANA MEXICAN SUMMER !
TJ Lee you're like the LDK82 of TJ. Always on the hunt for bargain prices. I can't be mad at that. For myself, HK and all those other major bars are huge bargains compared to what I get in my area in a strip club. 80-100 is only getting me about 4 dances in the states, not even VIP. So I've got no problem with HK, AB, CC etc. Some street girls look cool but I think you've got an advantage in that department since you're fluent in Spanish. Most of those girls speak zero English while at least the girls in HK speak enough for us to work out what we want.
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5 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
OT: I knew I was on to something ...
@Jascoi are you still going even though HK has been shut down?
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5 years ago
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nemesisk7
Putero
TIJUANA MEXICAN SUMMER !
@Cristobal it's a trip that they still reach out to you after all this time. It's the same thing for me with the girl I spend three sessions with at Chicago Club. Every time she contacts me I'm like, damn she REALLY liked my tips to her that weekend. Like it's almost 9 months later and still the occasional text and I know 100% the reason is hoping for money. All that said, I can't wait to go back and do it all over again lol. Get drunk, fuck a bunch of times, and give $100 tips to the sexiest chicas.
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5 years ago
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nemesisk7
Putero
TIJUANA MEXICAN SUMMER !
^^^^That sucks ass. I feel bad for those poor girls who were just trying to earn good money the easiest way they could. It seems the opening wasn't because the government gave the ok. I wonder what made them decide to open Friday? Seems the government shut it down quite quickly. I'll leave TJ for the true mongers who don't mind staying shacked up in a hotel and picking out girls out of a small lineup. For me, the whole club atmosphere with loud music, the selection of a 100+ girls, and just the freedom made the trip worth it. I guess it'll be next year for me. Jascoi if you still go let us know how it went.
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5 years ago
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nemesisk7
Putero
TIJUANA MEXICAN SUMMER !
Jascoi we're counting on you buddy. We need trip reports.
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5 years ago
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623
Since 1963 ...
TJ HK open today along with most other Zona bars
Excellent! I hope the reviews section is flooded with trip reports about HK. Always live reading HK reviews.
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5 years ago
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twboyhouston
houston,tx
strip clubs in Houston may close again
Lol that video was great! That's the kinda shit SJG would try. Except instead of saying 'this ain't got nothin to do witchu fam!' he'd say something like 'stay back or my privacy wall might bash open your skull'.
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5 years ago
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Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Flying on a Commercial Airplane
Thanks for the update! I'm wonder how long it will be till they let every suit useable again?
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5 years ago
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Dave_Anderson
California clubs reopening timeline?
Not sure about clubs, but it appears that bars in some counties in the Bay Area are being allowed to open with limited occupancy starting tomorrow. Seeing as how bars were in the last phase of reopening I'd say it's a good sign for clubs opening also. I'll keep looking around for more specific info.
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5 years ago
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NJBalla
New York
Dan Bilzerian: I can’t pay girls for sex anymore
@PD not just everyone here. Look at his latest tweet about help naming his book. All kinds of haters there. Although it's funny that anyone here hates on him, since he essentially does what we do: pay women for intimate company. Can't be mad that he has the money to do it everyday with ten different women at a time.
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5 years ago
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Dave_Anderson
California clubs reopening timeline?
Player 11, fuck off. You're by far the most negative fucker on these boards lately. You sound like an overprotective, paranoid ass mom that doesn't want you to do shit. All you talk about is contracting HIV all fucking day. Man you are fucking annoying! Take that negative ass attitude and go fuck off with SJG off these boards somewhere. Or a better idea....loosen the fuck up and contribute some positivity some time. As for my grand state of CA, as I said before, I wouldn't be surprised if we're the last state to open clubs up. I'm interested to see how Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova is, since that was my favorite club. Curious to see how Deja Vu Centerfolds in SF turns out also.
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5 years ago
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wallanon
The Hobby in Quotations
Good stuff Wallanon. Especially the one where you wren calling anyone out. I totally agree with that, btw.
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5 years ago
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rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Back in the saddle
^^^^^well at least TUSCL is starting to get back to normal. I'm also jealous hearing about all these areas with strip clubs opening back up. Meanwhile I was just happy to finally get a haircut after a 3 month period.
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5 years ago
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Muddy
USA
Now Drew Brees is getting shit for standing up for our country
@Papi his message wasn't lost, just twisted by certain people. Plenty of us knew what the message was and once again, it didn't have shit to do with any flag. Kaep got pushback from people who interpreted his peaceful protest differently. Unfortunately for him, the pushback came from not only certain civilians, but the powerful people who employed him and the other millionaire athletes in the league. @Papi your example of attacking the cop to protest police brutality was quite poor. Kaep wasn't commiting any crimes in his protest. There's no law that says you must stand while the national anthem is being played or you go to jail. And as far as I'm concerned, a person's life is far more valuable than some symbol. Put the two side by side and to me that symbol is really just a piece of cloth.
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5 years ago
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Muddy
USA
Now Drew Brees is getting shit for standing up for our country
Muddy it seems, like Drew Brees, you still didn't get the meaning of the kneeling protest. That's why he's getting shit. America wasn't under attack by Colin Kaepernick taking a knee. That didn't have shit to do with the flag or the anthem. He chose to kneel at that time to make a statement. Not to disrespect a flag or a song. And the fact that you're willing to stand up for a piece of cloth rather than stand up against black folks being killed unfairly by cops says a lot.
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5 years ago
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NJBalla
New York
Dan Bilzerian: I can’t pay girls for sex anymore
LMFAO @Declinetostate that letter written by the lawyer was fucking hilarious!
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5 years ago
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Garfield84
ATL
Covid world S.C. reviews please ...
I'm actually anxious for the clubs in my area to open so I can TOFTT and see what's it's like compared to my visits before all this shit happened.
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5 years ago
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Lil Jayne Doe
Put alil Jayne in your life....
Hey ya'll!
All I know is, this chick looks real familiar.
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5 years ago
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nemesisk7
Putero
America is a Failure Nothing to Celebrate
Nicespice won this post. That is the best America song hands down. Even the slow sad version rocks.
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5 years ago
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TJ Lee
The ultimate strip clubs goer.
Monger in TJ during closire
Crazy story posted by BabyDoc about the kidnappings. I guess that's where my skin color would finally work in my favor. I complained in the past that dancers in the club skip by me all the time to talk to white and Asian men. In the case of the TJ kidnappers them dudes would probably take one look at my black ass and be like, we probably couldn't even get $250 out of his family, let alone 25K.