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I know of four instances where I was nearly killed or at least where I could have been badly injured. I wonder how many other close calls I’ve experienced without ever realizing it. 1. Bombing at the J.W. Marriott -…
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I just completed another vacation with Mrs. Hornibastard #3 and our two low center of gravity mooches with deplorable personal hygiene habits. This time we stayed in the USA so there was precious little dysentery and no nude frolics in…
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My twins have each owned their own iPads since they were 4 years old. It will come as no surprise to you that they have each become adept at using their iPads over the last 6 years. Surprisingly, using…
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I don’t consider myself terribly picky about women, but I do have standards. Some qualities (or lack thereof) can absolutely kill my budding interest in an otherwise attractive woman. STUPIDITY: I don’t care how sexy a girl is,…
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I have known many, many poor people. After 15 years living in developing and third world countries (Indonesia and Angola) and 20+ years traveling frequently to many other destinations that our deeply sensitive leader, President Turdbucket, calls “shit-hole countries,” (Pakistan,…
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I’m rich. Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and all of the rich and famous people you’ve ever heard of wouldn’t consider me rich. Compared to them, I’m very poor. But viewed from the perspective of the choice-limited, chronically cash-strapped circumstances my…
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When my twins were still in strollers and we were living in Singapore, if we were out shopping or just out for a walk on Orchard Road, Mrs. Hornibastard #3 often took our daughter in one stroller and I took…
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Finally! It’s here! I found it! The Final Solution! (“Die Ende Lösung”) It’s a sure-fire way of eliminating IcedPeePee once and for all! Fast results guaranteed or your money back! Also eliminates most of the other annoying, crawling, pseudo-intellectual malcontents that infest your favorite…
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Reverend Hornibastard and his tribe are currently wandering in the deserts of far West Texas. Yesterday the irrepressible Reverend Hornibastard collected on the bet he placed with his gullible kids that he would take the entire family snorkeling in the…
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IcedPeePee has demonstrated that his is a very special kind of stupid. Consider the following: EXHIBIT A: His profound lack of appreciation that the world and the people in it are far more complex than his youthful, inexperienced and untutored mind…
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I found the on-ramp to the Highway to Hell when I was still in my 20s. Back then I was still poor and still innocent (at least innocent compared to the jaded, been everywhere, done everything beast I am now).…
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I can only speak confidently for myself on the issue of why people pay for sex when they can get it for free, but let me take a crack at this. 1. Some people are penny pincher. They refuse to…
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A Top Ten List 1. Most Canoodlings in a 24 Hour Period: On our first night together I nailed the woman who eventually became Mrs. Hornibastard #3 eight times. I wonder, does it count as running a train if you’re the…
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Posts on this august discussion board by a moronic, juvenile malcontent who believes that looking like you belong in prison constitutes high fashion persuaded me that ANYBODY can qualify to be a fashion advisor. This emboldened me to offer my…
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I can’t think of anything more fascinating than nothing. So I’ve been thinking about nothing a lot lately. If you think the contemplation of nothing is just an empty headed waste of time, you’re dead wrong. Nothing is one of…
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Some who have known me for a long time say that I am “a self made man.” They mean it as a compliment. They believe this about me because I grew up poor and later became rich without resorting to…
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Mrs. Hornibastard #3 and I have been together quite a while. We have been very happy in our relationship. Much happier than anyone would have predicted we would be. On paper, we make an improbable couple. There were, and still are,…
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Most people (both men and women) spend their lives wondering about “the one that got away.” I’m among those who still thinks about and pines for “the one that got away.” Her name was “Sandy.” The photo on the link below…
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Every day I spend some quality “me time” getting hard in my man cave. It’s a habit I have maintained since I was in my teens. So far, my daily pleasure of getting hard has paid handsome dividends in my…
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Like it or not, most Asian women have small titties. ( https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1822 ) It’s true that there are exceptions. Some Asian women have major league yabos. But Chinkettes with big muchachas are the exception rather than the rule. ( https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1823 ) Some…
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REUTERS - (Santa Monica, California) The Holy Roman Catholic Church has not yet lifted its ban on women in the clergy. Nevertheless, a maverick priest in Southern California has already ordained four of them. Father Les Dewette, the renegade pastor…
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Seaside sex is often depicted in films and in travel brochures as if it were your wet dream come true. You might spend a lot of time and effort scoping out the perfect romantic spot, an isolated beach cove with…
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Although their food would be more appropriately used to fatten cattle, McDonalds certainly knows how to sell crappy food to children. McDonalds is now changing gears as it prepares to roll out its new “Ultimate Happy Meal” targeting adults…
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Pushy women are God’s greatest gift to shy young men. Had it not been for pushy, horny women. I might have remained a virgin well into my twenties. I lost my virginity at age 16 when an adult woman took…
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Insights come at odd times and from unexpected sources. My religious belief began to erode early. The classic children’s film, “The Wizard of Oz,” was an early contributor to the crumbling of my religious faith. There is a scene when Dorothy, Scarecrow,…
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