Discussions

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I keep hearing how the “Me Too” movement has changed the sexual playing field forever. It is probably politically inappropriate for me to express this…

Only naïve or hopelessly inexperienced men believe that dealing with a mouthful of splooge is strictly woman‘s and a gay man’s dilemma.

It just ain’t so.

I consider myself a hard-core heterosexual male. I’ve never…

PART SIX:
I Should Have Fucked Yuni!

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“You know which of my friends we never included that I really wished we had?” Mrs. Hornibastard asked wistfully. “I wish we had…

PART FIVE:
Fucking our Guests

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. . . when Mrs. Hornibastard found herself fantasizing about watching me fuck her friends while we were canoodling, she decided it was finally time…

PART FOUR:
Wiwik Breaks the Splooge Barrier
and Show Time Gets Underway

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If Sri was the champion among our guests for giving me a raging boner without laying a hand (or…

PART THREE:
Skinny Dipping Paradise

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After our return from Bali, Mrs. Hornibastard began asking if she could invite a friend or two to join us in the pool. I was…

PART TWO:
How Mrs. Hornibastard
Became Such a Flaming Exhibitionist

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“Yes, I remember our wild days,” I said calmly as I wondered if she was going to propose…

PART ONE:
Mrs. Hornibastard Poses the Question

Women love to talk. The current (third) Mrs. Hornibastard is no exception. During a recent, post-canoodling cuddle she suddenly asked me, “What do you like to think about while…

We spend a lot of time on this site comparing notes on our experiences with desploogination service professionals (“DSPs”). We rarely discuss our experiences with”civvies” (i.e. women who will happily desplooginate you for their own…