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10 years ago
Cheating on DancersPro Tip: they just want your money, joe. No need to get cutesy with them. I know you are a hopeless SIMP, but I'll give you some free advice: tell the dancer that if she wants more of your money, she will have to step up her game. If not, you will give it others.
It's that simple.
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10 years ago
Fumbled The Play But Still Saved It"Hey hon I'm really sorry, please forgive me."
Good luck recovering from that huge fuck-up.
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10 years ago
Why are the retards still here?I like how mikey waited 3 hours to go "back to back" with his lame comments. It took him 3 hours to follow up one shit comment with another.
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10 years ago
$100 FineDid you hit it raw?
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10 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Messed up lives of strippers"A pal of mine loaned one girl $1,500 for beauty school and bought her another $1,000 in supplies. She quit after two weeks. "
She most likely never even went to the school, but gave the money to the local drug dealer instead.
I completely believe that most (by most I mean nearly all) strippers lead fucked up lives, by you have to take the sob stories with a grain of salt. They do piss away money, but it's usually on drugs, or to support some unemployed bad boy loser.
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10 years ago
Finally had Funmikey and the guy with a bug for an avatar couldn't wait to post on this one.
Imagine my surprise.
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10 years ago
Finally had FunThe over/under on kiss ass simp replies for this thread is 30.
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10 years ago
AlyssaIf crazyjoe kisses this much ass online, just imagine how shameless he is in person!
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10 years ago
My fourth night/best night thus farThis thread is a who's who of kiss ass SIMPS...
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10 years ago
Pushy Dancerswww.stripperweb.com
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10 years ago
Dancing for the first timeSo many kiss ass SIMPS on this thread, I don't know where to begin...
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10 years ago
My ATF got a duiYou are SIMPing big time for this one.
You want to "support" this goofball, who could have killed someone while drunk behind the wheel? You fingered her and ate her puss, did she give you oral?
If you want to give her more money, don't be a SIMP about it, make her earn it OTC.
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10 years ago
Iconic or infamous postsI like how lopaw is playing dumb about being a snitch, and being owned by cflock.
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10 years ago
Iconic or infamous postscflock OWNED this place until one of the pussies whined about him and got him banned.
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10 years ago
I believe in miracles!""I have to go do a VIP with a customer that is waiting for me but I'll come back when I'm done". Damned if she didn't come back but I passed on any further dances from her. I hate sloppy seconds. She should have given me some other excuse."
Good for you. You have standards and dignity. That's rare for users of this site.
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10 years ago
Goodbye My CF, I Have To End It Before I Lose My Sanity"Heat" ROCKS!
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10 years ago
Goodbye My CF, I Have To End It Before I Lose My Sanityalabegonz: you seem to take pride in being a simp.
Don't.
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10 years ago
duomaxwell cheers up GoVikings: A TUSCL Story"great, slow and sensual dances"
In other words, she cock teased you.
Some of you guys settle for anything.
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10 years ago
When your dancer has fallen in love with youIf she's not fucking you for free, she's not in love with you.
End of story.
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10 years ago
Who are the hottest Weather Girls?You need to get laid.
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10 years ago
Be careful what you wish for. :)Rescue Me rip-off thread
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10 years ago
Just wondering...If you aren't fucking those women that you gawk at, I don't see what the big deal is...
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10 years ago
Descret ideas for giving hand jobs to paying clients ?cflock was right...
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10 years ago
Is Isis going to feel the might and wrath of America?Mikey comes across as a keyboard warrior.
OK, Mikey: you go over there with your tough guy routine and show 'em what's up!
Let us know how it goes.
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10 years ago
What would you do?Just skimming the thread, I say take her back and use her as a human cum rag. Don't fall in love, don't take her seriously. Fuck her as much as you can, and when you get bored with her, kick her to the curb.
She dumped you and can never be trusted or forgiven.