alexrain

Pro Tip: they just want your money, joe. No need to get cutesy with them. I know you are a hopeless SIMP, but I'll give you some free advice: tell the dancer that if she wants more of your money, she will have to step up her game. If not, you will give it others. It's that simple.

"Hey hon I'm really sorry, please forgive me." Good luck recovering from that huge fuck-up.

I like how mikey waited 3 hours to go "back to back" with his lame comments. It took him 3 hours to follow up one shit comment with another.

Did you hit it raw?

"A pal of mine loaned one girl $1,500 for beauty school and bought her another $1,000 in supplies. She quit after two weeks. " She most likely never even went to the school, but gave the money to the local drug dealer instead. I completely believe that most (by most I mean nearly all) strippers lead fucked up lives, by you have to take the sob stories with a grain of salt. They do piss away money, but it's usually on drugs, or to support some unemployed bad boy loser.