Comments by seaboardrr (page 2)

As strange as this may sound to some people; yes, I am completely monogamous and have no desire to be with another woman except when mrs sea tells me what she wants me to do with another woman.

I have to agree with every thing ski bum just said. Even if she's not our type at all for many various reasons; as long as she puts some sort of effort into her stage work she's getting a tip. What's just a dollar or 2 to us could add up to making her end up having a night she's proud of having.

I think everyone pretty much knows we can only go on weekend nights. We've been to several SC's where the ratio was 2:1, 3:1 or 5:1 and quite honestly it's boring as hell. The strippers are bored and just sitting around ignoring everyone. Strippers won't approach us anyway so when there's a dozen or so strippers and 4 or 5 customers including the 2 of us we see a couple sitting with individual customers and the rest just sitting around. They'll either look at us with confusion or NEVER look at us even if they walk right by us. We will always get the 1 or 2 who do the obligatory "wanna dance" and then quickly walk away. At our fave SC though it's hardly ever above a 1:3 or 1:4 ratio. When it gets hopping at midnight on a Saturday night there's still anywhere between 20-25 strippers and anywhere from 30-100 customers. Given that at least 10% of the customers are usually women and a good 25% of the people there are just nursing a beer not spending we still feel we have good odds. Plus, you've got the "visitors" who come in for 30 minutes to an hour and have a beer just to say they went to a SC and then leave. We actually like it when it's crowded because the strippers are making money and having fun which makes them circulate more and do better stage shows.

"Where 4 out of 5 posts are from a juice alias." That one showed up at the bottom of this thread for me. How appropriate.

I'm sure there isn't a law forbidding this in Alabama. Now if the two of you tried to buy a sex toy to use on each other then that WOULD be illegal in Alabama.

You need a bisexual DC and then the 2 of you can just fuck you way senseless through all the DS's over and over.

Colored hair is fine but the nose ring and lip piercings ruin everything else

She's obviously in love with you and different than all the other strippers. You should keep going to see her ITC multiple times a week. What would really let her know y'all are ready to move to the next level in your relationship would be taking her bouquets of roses when you see her. A true lady loves romance and being made to feel special.

I can agree with the rest about porn star feature dancers driving away the regular dancers for the night. Forget about getting any mileage and expect to pay double or triple for a simple air dance. The local dancers that do show up will be happy to get the business though. it was neat seeing actual porn stars we've seen in movies but beyond that the actual stage show sucked. The best part of the whole thing was when Alexis Texas finally showed up about an hour AFTER she was supposed to do her first show she sat 2' from us for about half an hour eating chicken fingers and french fries all made up in a stunning tight white dress. She smiled at us once or twice which was far sexier than the stage show. If you're thinking about extras from a porn star feature you might wanna re-think things. These chicas make anywhere from $1-3K per scene from physically fit male specimens so you better bring some JS $$$ if you want to even be in the extras ballpark. If you think you're going to get high mileage or even extras for a couple hundred you need to stop hitting the bong

If you'll add "bisexual" to your #1 description then I can tell you with 100% certainty that option 1 is the way to go.

I posted a thread about this show when it came out. Mrs sea sorta liked it but i quickly became bored at how sad the whole thing was. Plus, the camera work really turned me off. I just don't understand directors who think people want to watch dark rooms and shadows and listen to barely audible dialogue. For god sakes buy a light and speak up.

Normal wednesday night in our house. But seriously, normal night for us. Staying power just comes down to control of body and mind. If we need a 5 minute quickie then fine. If we want to pound away with her feet pinned behind her ears, doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, sideways, etc... for a couple hours then so be it.

Gene was a great actor and had an infectious grin. Paired up with Richard Pryor they were one of the greatest acting duos of all time.

He has every right and FREEDOM to be as big a douche bag as he wants. I don't believe in organized religion and don't go to church but if I'm at a public or private event or in a church for some reason and there's a moment for any sort of prayer i stand at ease and bow my head. Not because I'm praying but because I'm respecting the right of others to do so without disrespecting their beliefs. There are many other ways he could help bring attention to certain issues without making a spectacle of himself on national television which is really all he did.

Not anymore. I'd rather have mrs sea put on her schoolgirl outfit and thigh high stripper heels.

Just my impression but I get the feeling they are there with a group of friends and she either goes along with it or doesn't know whats about to happen and when she sees it suddenly just says "NO NO NO" and storms up there. Who the hell is allowed to video in a SC anyway? I get the feeling it's his friends filming it.

Correct me if I got the wrong impression from the other thread but my take was that chessmaster gets hounded by the black girls when he goes to a mixed club looking for some white chicas and was wondering in that thread how he could get rid of them and enjoy the non-black strippers while he was there. He also stated he did not like the black spinner stripper type at all which is mainly what we see and I'm guessing he does too when he goes to the mixed clubs. In this thread he is asking about the best big booty availability which from my limited knowledge on black clubs (since we've never been to an all black club) is that they expect you to drop some serious $$$. It's an unfortunate thing that seems to grip people who have money thrown at them (i.e.:athletes, musicians, celebrities) where they want the attention from being seen by making it rain what most people make in a year or more. What's worse is it's gripped part of the black demographic where regular people who can ill afford to waste thousands of dollars want to get a taste of the celebrity status; even for a few minutes, and try to compete with these athletes, etc... so they can be seen as ballers and the like only to have their friends and strippers leave them when the cash quickly runs out. Going to the hottest black SC in a major city is just simply going to cost a lot of $$$ if someone wants to party. The hottest big booty his are going to gravitate towards the people making it rain the most and then move on. I'd say if CM wants to go it'd probably be best to take the normal SC fund he usually takes, party at his own pace and hope for some action from some of the medium sized booty hos that don't get invited to the big booty tables. I'll never forget a couple years ago after tax day at our fave SC we saw all sorts of people we'd NEVER seen before. A lot more male AND female black patrons than are normally there and of course they were very vocal and throwing money like it would never end. There were also some groups of white patrons as well who were trying to make it rain but just not as effectively. (Making it rain 101: take the rubber band off the stack of ones before throwing it at the stripper) The stage was just covered in cash. The strippers were eating it up, taking every bit they could get and then simply move on to the next person. We never saw any of the making it rain crowd after that. I guess they blew their refund checks in the matter of a few hours and went home to wonder where all their cash went. We on the other hand spent LESS than we normally do and just enjoyed the party.

Anywhere from 5 minutes to 3 hours.

I can save all y'all a lot of wasted time fretting over your football leagues. The Jags will win the SB. End of story.

After And Justice For All I'm out.

Thank god i'm neutered.

GF is ehhh. Don't see anything special there. Slap enough makeup on a skinny pig and a lot of people will think it's hot. When this incident was first reported and it was said that they left France house that night I jokingly asked mrs sea if "late that night" meant drunk at 4am. Guess I was pretty close. You don't go party somewhere and leave around 4, 5 or 6am unless there are women there to keep you entertained. Bet that playboy "girlfriend" is back on tinder pretty soon. Watching the video multiple times I agree with dallas' assessment. When the contradictory statements came to light I told mrs sea they were probably doing something stupid they knew would be embarrassing. What's even worse is if Lochte would've kept his mouth shut instead of trying to get another 15 minutes of fame its very probable no one would've EVER heard about this.

mrs sea put my hair up in a man bun once to see what it'd look like and I said hell no; never again. looked like a damn fruit loop. It's either ponytail or completely down.

As long as they look nice, are "C" or bigger and in my face who cares.