Comments by Kinsact

Too Short has a whole song full of good names :) A couple songs actually should check out "Cocktails"

Sarcasm appears to be a lost art on some.

Baller on a budget

I'd be pissed at the $25 LD for the same reasons you mentioned Papi. Most places I've been to a LD is 20. Only time I've been charged more than that was in CR where apparently dances were an extra $30 a song....................................paid a lot for the CR at a more upscale club and I get told this once were in the room. I just left but lesson learned.

No need to tip a bouncer for showing you to your seat. I tip people who work the door when I pay my cover. But by doing that I am exempt from their if your gone for 15 minutes you have to repay the cover. Something they actually enforce. But since I've gotten in good with most of them they don't do that crap to me. Tipping a bouncing who watches the time on LD or VIP's or is involved in any way with a LD or VIP can be beneficial as others have said. I tip my pizza delivery guy like 5-10 bux everytime I order. You know what, I get my pizza in about 10-15 minutes everytime. It can pay to be generous if your getting a service.

My ATF has a few whales that come in and will usually spend an hour or so with. I just tell her I'll leave then come back. Usually go to a bar for a few beers or something. But I will tell her to get the guys who just want an LD or 2 out of the door so we can get down to business. But no matter who she is with she always stops by before a VIP or LD with them to tell me what they are getting so I know how long it will be. I don't ask her to but I appreciate it all the same. But it is funny to see the guys staring daggers at me when she does.

I had tipped my ATF generously one night and got pretty drunk. As I was leaving the club I tried to give her a $200 tip just because but she was refusing. Eventually she took it then put it in my shirt pocket and said "You've given me plenty tonight" Was a first for me.

It's how I found this site originally. Alone on a traveling trip and wanted to kill some time so started looking up strip clubs and reviews. Everyone has their own opinion obviously but reviews can give you a good idea of what to expect at SC's in your area.

I posted a review of multiple clubs in different states on the same day. I didn't go to them on the same day obviously but I'd been to the clubs within a couple months and was new to the site. Not defending this guy's review but just saying.

Everyone wanting to sue for anything nowadays. If you go bareback with a stripper ITC and u catch something, well u had sex and lost try again next time. Only have urself to blame really cuz its very rare that a stripper would be knowingly spreading STD's all over the place. It happens but not often. That being said I raw dog my ATF all the time, been 3 months and I appear clean so I had sex and won :P If I would have lost id be pissed but I'd only blame myself

I keep some nutra grain bars and whiskey in the car. Just don't wash down the bars with whiskey...almost threw up only time i did that

Current ATF only 3 months. My ATF's don't seem to last long no idea why. Last one was only for 3 months before she changed to another club too far for me to want to drive to even once a week. Before that went through a streak of dating my ATF's after a little while. Longest one in that case was 9 months.

Condoms are for sailors

No alcohol at my regular spot but usually have a bottle of jack in the car, sometimes drink straight sometimes mix something myself. Otherwise either beer or long islands if the place can mix drinks halfway decently.

Was 18 and friends took me to Oz in Clearwater, FL. Friends made sure to tell every dancer it was my first time and most proceeding to pull my head into their crotches while on stage. Got a few dances from a sexy lil blonde who let me finger her and started stroking me a bit. That was the start of my journey.

"When do I get to see your beautiful face again?" Replaces "face" with "wallet" Text from a stripper

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Going out in about an hour for a quick visit.

I've seen some strings before and nothing will turn me off faster. I know its natural and all but I just lose interest when I'm starting to get excited waiting for her to spread her legs, then see that string and just imagine that bloody rag up there now and i'm left with a limp noodle. Don't know what my ATF uses, never asked, but ive never seen a string from her, she just tells me to save my money and get dances from her when Aunt Flo has left town. Guess I could still get a BBBJ from her but I take her advice and wait until we can both get off.

I only have eyes for my ATF...since i dont pay for extra's why would I fuck up a good thing? Got an LD from another stripper once cuz my ATF was in the VIP with someone else as soon as I arrived. Was slow so felt like being nice and she was new to the club (first day supposedly, never seen her before so gave benefit of the doubt). Jeez would have thought my wife caught me in bed with another woman the way my ATF acted. Was in the doghouse for a week or two.

Club I frequent the dancers have to scan their cards before going to do LD's or VIP's. They scan again once over to determine how much you've gotten but there's also a digital clock in the LD area so you can keep track yourself. VIP area the guy at the desk is supposed to yell when your VIP is over. If you run over the 15/30 min your supposed to pay $25 bucks for every song over you went. Or the stripper has to pay the overage at the end of the night.

Only once but I stopped myself before I turned into "that guy".