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Stripper Name (redux)

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MojoDojo
Back in olden times Vikings would adopt names that heralded their accomplishments or personified some character trait that was note worthy.

Erik the Brave

Leif the Dragon Slayer

Native American Indians had the tendency to give names based on personal attributes or events/circumstances tied to their manhood ritual.

Fists of Stone

Soaring Eagle

Now we have stripper names that are basically meaningless but what if they weren't what if strippers had to take on names that personall related to them in some way. For example I was with a dancer that wouldn't stop talking for 20 min straight so I would name her "Gail Force" or I had one dancer who bit my dick through my paints while she was kneeling in front of me and I would name her "Bad Dog" or something stupid like that.

If you had to come up with a new name for your ATF based on that criteria what would it be?

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motorhead
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12 years ago
The Gilded Lily
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GoVikings
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12 years ago
Did someone say VIKINGS? ;)
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SlickSpic
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12 years ago
I always thought that strippers were more like super hero chicks. They have a secret identity, special powers, and wear a costume. Some even have super hero names. I've met a Dazzler, a Rogue, a Phoenix, a Storm, a Mystique-strippers must be X-Men fans.
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SlickSpic
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12 years ago
Some have the power to cure blue balls, some fight loneliness, some the scourge if out of town boredom, they can magically make your money their money, powers like that.
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georgmicrodong
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12 years ago
I knew a dancer once who called herself Felicia. Because they wouldn't let her use "Fellatio".
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Ironcat
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12 years ago
One of the Platinum Plus dancers in Greenville who migrated from PP in Memphis once told me her name was "Cock worshiper". She looked too much like a relative so I never found out if the name fit.
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Alucard
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12 years ago
Silliness!
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Club_Goer_Seattle
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12 years ago
Areolea, Boobelea, Boobette, Boobulousa, Cleavegea, Titsy, Nipolea, etc. are names I'm still waiting for.
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Kinsact
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12 years ago
Too Short has a whole song full of good names :) A couple songs actually should check out "Cocktails"
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Ermita_Nights
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12 years ago
There are some dancers in Toledo whose stripper names I don't know so I just call them "Sweaty" and "Stinky." And "Stringy" (for her hair). And "Toothless." Yes, I do tend to go to the low-end joints.
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EarlTee
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12 years ago
There was one at the HiLiter in Phoenix years ago I called Pat because she looked like the androgynous Pat on SNL. No, I never got a dance from her. <shudder>
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MojoDojo
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12 years ago
ROTFL...

Too fucking funny! I'll bet ole Toothless gives the best blow jobs!!!

God... Thank you Ermita I needed that.
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gawker
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12 years ago
I had 5 dances tonight from Little School Girl. She said that outfit is her moneymaker. I suggested that her perfect ass was really the moneymaker.
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shadowcat
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12 years ago
The DJ used to introduce one of my favorite as
"The red headed bitch from Hell". Her TUSCL name was Hellaella.
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MojoDojo
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12 years ago
Where Gawker, where dammit???

I love that look...

Disclaimer: all dancers real or imagined in my mind are over the age of 18.
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sharkhunter
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12 years ago
I usually don't call dancers names. When a dancer gives me a name like Electro, I feel dissapointed that I no longer seem to have the juice. No lightning bolts since several months now. Maybe I'm not eating right. Maybe I need a thunderstorm to recharge.
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jabthehut
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12 years ago
Club Goer's response brought back memories of the TV show "Son of a Beach."\
One of the character was named Areola.
Other characters included:
B.J. Cummings
Kimberlee Clark
Notch Johnson
Mayor Anita Massengil
Porcelain Bidet
Spank the Monkey
Nick 'Snuggles' Pappasmearos
Vinnie Fellachio
Captain 'Buck' Enteneille
Colonel Seymore Kooze
'Divine Rod' Petrie
Harry Johnson
Johnny Queefer
Saltine Cracker
Gaybraham Lincoln
Aunt Jizzy
Judge Howard Doody
Digger Gooseberry
Dirty Sanchez
Fire Bush
and Heinous Anus played by RuPaul
Say them out loud
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staxwell
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12 years ago
Mikehunt The Wet
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Clubber
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12 years ago
She'd be "Hiroshima Nagasaki". She IS the Asian BOMB!
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MojoDojo
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12 years ago
Mike Hunt!

Paging Mike Hunt!

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
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MojoDojo
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12 years ago
Amanda Hugnkiss?

Amanda Hugnkiss?

I'm looking for Amanda Hugnkiss!

(That one's for you @txtittyfag 8-)
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MojoDojo
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12 years ago
^^Thx Mr Cat!!!

I forgot that that's where that came from. Porky's was funny as shit especially the "Glory Hole" scene.
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Club_Goer_Seattle
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12 years ago
Shadow: Thanks, too. I well remembered the scene, but not which movie it was from.
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vincemichaels
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12 years ago
Nice tits
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duomaxwell
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12 years ago
The Princess of Precipitation
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goodsouthernboy
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12 years ago
I met one named "Creamy" the other day... Probably something behind that name
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shadowcat
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12 years ago
Porky's is a classic. I have it on my hard drive and even burned a DVD from it in case my computer crashes.
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