Stripper Name (redux)
Back in olden times Vikings would adopt names that heralded their accomplishments or personified some character trait that was note worthy.
Erik the Brave
Leif the Dragon Slayer
Native American Indians had the tendency to give names based on personal attributes or events/circumstances tied to their manhood ritual.
Fists of Stone
Soaring Eagle
Now we have stripper names that are basically meaningless but what if they weren't what if strippers had to take on names that personall related to them in some way. For example I was with a dancer that wouldn't stop talking for 20 min straight so I would name her "Gail Force" or I had one dancer who bit my dick through my paints while she was kneeling in front of me and I would name her "Bad Dog" or something stupid like that.
If you had to come up with a new name for your ATF based on that criteria what would it be?
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last commentThe Gilded Lily
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Did someone say VIKINGS? ;)
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I always thought that strippers were more like super hero chicks. They have a secret identity, special powers, and wear a costume. Some even have super hero names. I've met a Dazzler, a Rogue, a Phoenix, a Storm, a Mystique-strippers must be X-Men fans.
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Some have the power to cure blue balls, some fight loneliness, some the scourge if out of town boredom, they can magically make your money their money, powers like that.
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I knew a dancer once who called herself Felicia. Because they wouldn't let her use "Fellatio".
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One of the Platinum Plus dancers in Greenville who migrated from PP in Memphis once told me her name was "Cock worshiper". She looked too much like a relative so I never found out if the name fit.
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Silliness!
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Areolea, Boobelea, Boobette, Boobulousa, Cleavegea, Titsy, Nipolea, etc. are names I'm still waiting for.
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Too Short has a whole song full of good names :) A couple songs actually should check out "Cocktails"
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There are some dancers in Toledo whose stripper names I don't know so I just call them "Sweaty" and "Stinky." And "Stringy" (for her hair). And "Toothless." Yes, I do tend to go to the low-end joints.
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There was one at the HiLiter in Phoenix years ago I called Pat because she looked like the androgynous Pat on SNL. No, I never got a dance from her.
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ROTFL...
Too fucking funny! I'll bet ole Toothless gives the best blow jobs!!!
God... Thank you Ermita I needed that.
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I had 5 dances tonight from Little School Girl. She said that outfit is her moneymaker. I suggested that her perfect ass was really the moneymaker.
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The DJ used to introduce one of my favorite as
"The red headed bitch from Hell". Her TUSCL name was Hellaella.
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Where Gawker, where dammit???
I love that look...
Disclaimer: all dancers real or imagined in my mind are over the age of 18.
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I usually don't call dancers names. When a dancer gives me a name like Electro, I feel dissapointed that I no longer seem to have the juice. No lightning bolts since several months now. Maybe I'm not eating right. Maybe I need a thunderstorm to recharge.
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Club Goer's response brought back memories of the TV show "Son of a Beach."\
One of the character was named Areola.
Other characters included:
B.J. Cummings
Kimberlee Clark
Notch Johnson
Mayor Anita Massengil
Porcelain Bidet
Spank the Monkey
Nick 'Snuggles' Pappasmearos
Vinnie Fellachio
Captain 'Buck' Enteneille
Colonel Seymore Kooze
'Divine Rod' Petrie
Harry Johnson
Johnny Queefer
Saltine Cracker
Gaybraham Lincoln
Aunt Jizzy
Judge Howard Doody
Digger Gooseberry
Dirty Sanchez
Fire Bush
and Heinous Anus played by RuPaul
Say them out loud
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Mikehunt The Wet
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She'd be "Hiroshima Nagasaki". She IS the Asian BOMB!
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Mike Hunt!
Paging Mike Hunt!
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
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Amanda Hugnkiss?
Amanda Hugnkiss?
I'm looking for Amanda Hugnkiss!
(That one's for you @txtittyfag 8-)
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Just for you Mogo.
www.youtube.com
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^^Thx Mr Cat!!!
I forgot that that's where that came from. Porky's was funny as shit especially the "Glory Hole" scene.
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Shadow: Thanks, too. I well remembered the scene, but not which movie it was from.
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Nice tits
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The Princess of Precipitation
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I met one named "Creamy" the other day... Probably something behind that name
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Porky's is a classic. I have it on my hard drive and even burned a DVD from it in case my computer crashes.
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