Serious Topics Only!

"Some have suggested that recent topics are not suitable for TUSCL.

I agree. Serious topics only"

Violating your own statement.

Sarcasm appears to be a lost art on some.

I partied with the P Boy,he's hung like a bakers dozen.

FUCK SERIOUS!

I'm serious goddamit.

Fuck serious.

You gotta problem with that? Well fuck you!

Because I mean really if you're going to fuck you'd better be serious about it.

Right on Motörhead-dude. You da man!

When the Pillsbury Doughdude gets really turned on, like when he sees a baker's dozen Krispy Kremes (or the XXXtra KRIS-pay Kremes), he is swingin' some SERIOUS pipe!

If he has enough dough, some strippers won't even care. All he has to do is hand over that dough and some strippers will know how to roll it.

He might hear the strippers say he has some big dough. If they talk about eating his dough, he better watch out. They might be serious!

Cream-filled doughnuts?

Thank you, Motor, for taking things in a more intellectual direction.

I've always liked tarts.

Can men get yeast infections?

If so, maybe he kneads some penicillin

Groan...

"Does the Pillsbury Doughboy have genitals?"

It rises in the oven.

LMFAO

Q: What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy found the Pillsbury Doughgirl naked?
A: He de-floured her.

Seriosly

That made me laugh Shadow, you know our two definitions of 'tart' ?

Realy ill i am is seriously

I heard he had a three way with Aunt Jemimah and Betty Crocker. Sarah Lee and Marie Calendars were busy with their whales.

Londonguy: "That made me laugh Shadow, you know our two definitions of 'tart' ?"

London, we know both meanings. We do speak English.

BAN all frivolous topics! The fuck with the First Amendment!*

*Yes, I know it doesn't apply here. It's fucking sarcasm, moron.