Comments by JayJay15

I am not sure who it is or what the conflict is, but I just searched "91exile" and came up with no profile and no reviews. I would not think he would have me blocked, since I am relatively new and don't say much.

If God cared about the Cowboys, they would sign someone named "Staubach."

duo - Isn't making a statement like "you can't make a generalized statement like that and have it be correct" a generalized statement of the type which you assert cannot be correct? Secondly, you still didn't answer my question. So I am going to let it ride, and just figure you had three chances to read and respond appropriately to my posts, and still didn't manage to do so. I will let you figure out how much philosophical insight I will accept from a chick who repeatedly can't even respond to three or four sentence posts appropriately when it comes to her thoughts about the vast expanse of reality. Hint: It's closer to zero per cent than one hundred per cent.

duo - Again, it appears I have typed two posts in this thread, neither of which you have read, but both of which you have responded to. My question, which I would appreciate you actually answering, was this: "I said 'women are held responsible for nothing.' Which part of the Steubenville victim's behavior do YOU allege she was being held responsible for?"

duo - I don't think you actually read my post. I said "women are held responsible for nothing." Which part of the Steubenville victim's behavior do you allege she was being held responsible for?

Here's everything you need to know about American culture: men are vilified for everything; women are held responsible for nothing. Here's how I am able to pursue smoking hot younger girls anyway: I married a smoking hot wife and send her after them. Then we both get to enjoy smoking hot younger girls. Problem solved.

When did the Feds last stay out of anything?

In at least one club I've visited (Sid's Showgirls in Goldsboro, NC), there are "Friction Beds." These are large, thin mattresses that are covered in something like tarp material where you can get horizontal for your lap dance. The girls are required to take off their shoes for the VIP action so that the heels do not puncture the "Friction Beds." But they all wear heels or boots on stage.

Cafe Risque in Dunn, NC, has a series (a long series) of billboards leading up and down I-95 in NC, along with one or two in SC and I think a couple in VA heading south. If Cafe Risque spent as much on their strip club as they spend on their billboards, they'd have quite a club. Unfortunately, for the one in Dunn, NC, at least, it is a case of overpromising and underdelivering. See my 2013 review of the place....

Duke in everything except football. Since Duke doesn't have a football team, I pull for Alabama. I have pulled for both these teams since I was in fourth or fifth grade. That was almost two years ago.

Cafe Risque, just off of I-95 in Dunn, NC, has showers, ostensibly for the truckers who stop for a meal and a shower (and of course, some tit). I have never used the showers there, but it seems like a reasonable idea when a good portion of your clientele are people who are in the middle of 10+ hour road trips.

I eagerly await the beginning of the national conversation on motorhead's sexual orientation. Perhaps he will also get a personal phone call from the President?

I would prefer to think that the chicks, who are wearing thongs, and who are grinding their buttocks on my lap, don't even have any legitimate use for that particular part of their body, much less that that particular part of their body is not healthy. Please leave me to my delusions. Or, at least, don't advertise that my delusions are erroneous.

Death penalty.

Here's one I hear in club: "She's (the girl on stage) too skinny/fat/pale/etc. I'm just about right." Translation: "Don't even think about tipping her. Give it all to me."

I am a superhero. I decided long ago that I could either work or have a job. I chose to work. Having a job took too much time, and did not leave any time for work.

Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter version from back in the day).

I was at a club last night waiting for my ATF to get on and off stage when a blonde with size 7423DDD bazooms and two guys come in and sit at the table adjacent to mine. The blonde starts up a convo with me about whether a dancer is here, and the fact that this dancer is obviously superior to all other dancers. Insert five more minutes of blah blah here. Then comes, "Are you po po?" Me: "No, I actually finished seventh grade." Blonde: "What? I asked you if you are po po!" Me: "And I said, 'No, I actually finished seventh grade.' Are those guys required to finish high school these days?" At this point, the two guys get up and sit at the stage, leaving me with BlondieDDD. The one in the orange t-shirt stumbles mightily traversing the six yards between his seat and stage. The other guy is so drunk he's crying. Blonde: "Why are you drinking bottled water?" Me: "Because water absorbs all the alcohol in my system." Blonde: "The guy in the orange is our designated driver! Hahahahahaha!" Me, picking up cell phone: "I'll go ahead and call 911 now." Meanwhile, guy in orange t-shirt is slobbering on dancer's inner thigh and inserting finger into her... uhhhh... parts. Blondie is laughing uproariously, and I am just glad she isn't smoking, because the fumes from her mouth would be ignited. Blonde: "That guy in the orange shirt is po po." Me: "Excellent! And I expect that he expects ME to respect the law!" Follows an exploration of Blondie's family tree, along with precise notations on which uncles, aunts, and grandparents were "po po." I say all that to say this: Laws that are not enforced breed contempt for the law in general. Therefore, laws that are not enforced should not be on the books to be selectively enforced. Quiz Friday.

I always hear child custody issues, as well. Sometimes involving DSS, often involving the ex-husband, baby daddy, grandmother, etc. I find this to be a quite ingenious approach, as one can literally fabricate any desired amount of money for a due/projected lawyer's fee. And of course tack on expected due-immediately day care expenses or school supplies and clothes once the child is regained in court.

That excerpt really brought a tear to my eye. So romantic!

I watched the WNBA once, until I realized that there was actual basketball on other channels.

Ginger Lee. I never was a devotee of her films, but I saw her live once and got a lap dance. Very beautiful, very sweet, very high mileage.

It was a great show. I loved the bits they did in which they utterly bamboozled the women. Asking them the top three most influential women in the country (a common answer being "my mom" along with utter befuddlement), asking women whether they would vote for a female president (a surprising number of whom said "no"), asking women whether they were equal to men, and selling females the all-chocolate weight loss plan. We have the DVDs to the Jimmy/Adam seasons. My wife loves to watch them.

I prefer 25/28-40ish. My ATF is 39, and looks every bit of 30.

I met her. She's the gal who wants to be a medical missionary, right? And you forgot to mention her natural 36DDDs.