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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
If the dancer was one of my regulars, sure.
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10 years ago
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Never even tried. I'm a chronic nailbiter, so I don't want to risk scratching her. I've even turned down a couple of invitations because of it.
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10 years ago
SC, guessing you're providing all of the mayo ; )
As for the sandwiches, a local truckstop has probably the best burgers I've had, especially their chili cheeseburger.
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10 years ago
Not knowing what the club is like -- it's size, flow patterns, locations of lap dance area vs VIP vs dressing rooms, just how busy it is -- it's tough for me to have an idea why the two of you might not have seen each other. She could've been caught up with some other customers, maybe in back eating, studying for her real-estate license -- who knows?
Have you ever had any glitches with your cell? A couple of times, people from work have texted me -- and I didn't get their messages for a couple of days. (Yeah, great cell service.)
The waitress might genuinely not have seen her at the time you asked. As for the dancer, I've known one or two women who always found that what other women have was a hell of a lot more enticing than what was right in front of them, i.e., one of them very much preferred married men and she didn't care in the least if she broke up a marriage.
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10 years ago
When a guy can barely finger-paint, luck really starts playing a huge factor. Discretion and diplomacy, too.
A couple years ago, on one of my annual visits to Indy, I met a dancer who really caught my eye. During the lap dances, I commented that I wished we could do more. She smiled, mentioned that we should text, that I should stop in again so we could get to know each other a bit better. I stopped in a couple nights later and we hung out for two or three hours, with only a few dances -- not a lot, just a few. Near the end, we set up a night and time to meet, a night that became one of the highlights of my weekend.
Sadly, never did get to see her last year.
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10 years ago
Sorry, man, but I'm more than certain she heard it. Like it or not, it's her game, her rules. You might want to get into a game or three of Fluxx if you want to have some idea what she's going to do next.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I've never seen one in a SC but have in a couple of burlesque shows. Last year, she did a performance as Wolverine and last year (or was it the year before?) as Cthullu. She really is a lot of fun to watch perform.
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10 years ago
Sounds like the good reverend is speaking from his heart.
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10 years ago
Once upon a time, she was probably a gorgeous woman. Now, she just looks like she was willingly vandalized by a bunch of amateur taggers.
I agree with the other guys -- I miss the PTE, too.
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10 years ago
I don't believe in 10s. They're supposed to be perfection, in mind, body, and heart. They're supposed to be the dream, the fantasy, the unattainable -- and probably the boring. What makes a person interesting for me -- in mind, body, or heart -- isn't what makes that person perfect, no; it's the imperfections that catch my attention and hold it. For me, that's what's most interesting about a person.
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10 years ago
Two women and me.
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10 years ago
John, just let us know when you post it on Pornhub! ; )
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10 years ago
Let's hope she doesn't try to get him to lick it.
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10 years ago
If you owned an apartment building or a hotel, maybe you could set her up without a paper trail directly to her. Course, buying off all of your employees could get a bit pricey.
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10 years ago
Sort of reminds me of a cartoon I saw several years ago. Bank robbers made off with $40, but the superheroes caused millions in damage to apprehend them.
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10 years ago
If a dancer offers me her number, I'll accept it. Sometimes it sort of encourages her to up her game a little there in the club. Now if I actually use it -- let alone keep it -- is an entirely different matter. I only get to visit a lot of these clubs only once a year, so there isn't much point to keeping those numbers any longer than I really need to.
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10 years ago
At first when I saw "Gemma," my brain locked onto Gemma Arterton. I have a feeling she'd make a damn nice blonde and could work well as Supergirl.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Congrats, GACA!
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10 years ago
Artfully trimmed or clean-shaven. If I feel like I can floss with it, it's just too much.
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10 years ago
John, if you're really worried about forgetting any sessions with your DS, you're going to have to start video-taping them.
Papi, agreed, big time.
I sort of surprised they didn't list anything like "Pornhub hand" or a high incidence of carpal tunnel among masseuses.
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10 years ago
And what the hell is it with these thug bouncers beating the shit out of drunken, belligerent customers out in the parking lot? They're supposed to wait until 2am when the rest of us get there to watch!
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10 years ago
Based on monger-review etiquette -- never name the extras girls -- I probably would. But if you really don't like them and want them gone, forward a copy of the review to the club.
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10 years ago
GAH! She looks like something most fisherman would throw back! (And, for the record, I think Leela's a lot sexier.)
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10 years ago
I never really had a favorite either, but I still miss my very first car sometimes; had the thing for nine years before it started nickel-and-diming me in repairs. It was a red '79 Chevy Monza, brand new, sold to me by a beautiful young blonde with big blue eyes.
Okay. Now I'm starting to wonder if I really miss the car or the blonde.
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10 years ago
Geez, the way John describes it, I have a bad feeling most every stripper I meet is my dream stripper.
Nuts, the last time I was in Indy, a dancer I tipped stage-side thanked me with a bit of LFK. It was enough to get me to say, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh" to some dances. And for the health inspectors here, her lips and tongue tasted a bit like alcohol (either that or a very strong mouthwash topped off with booze), so I wasn't worried -- even though I wasn't in the first place.