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10 years ago
Your rideShailynn, I make maybe a tenth of what you thought everyone here made.
1) 2009 Toyota Corolla. It's earning its keep at work.
2) What's next and when? Whenever I can't drive the Toyota any more, I'll try to find another used car of recent years and low mileage.
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10 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Hmmm...Clubber, maybe he took it the wrong way when you told him to get off your lawn ; )
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10 years ago
My bucket list consist of fucking girls from different races.GoVikings, as with everything else, it's all going to depend on the woman. My experiences in P4P have run the gamut, from craptacular to spectacular, from about as inspiring as a moldy and deflated inflate-a-date to the most passionate lovers I could ever hope to have.
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10 years ago
Minor Dancer Move: Pressing boobs against bare chestA dancer I've known for several years -- but hadn't seen in three or four -- did that with me for the first time last month. I had barely sat down in the VIP when she sat down on me cowgirl-style and started pulling my t-shirt up and out of my pants. Have to say, I was a bit surprised but who was I to argue?
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10 years ago
Having cake and pieGreat. Now I'm hungry for some pie.
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10 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Resolution 2015 - ya, apologies for being "that guy"GACA, sometimes it's pretty tough to overhaul your life and lifestyle; it can be pretty time- and energy-consuming. Another suggestion for meeting folks, other than at SCs: Meetup.com.
Good luck. I hope things work out for you, you monger : )
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10 years ago
My Advice Regarding Women, Dating, and How to be a Real ManThe first clue for me was that I have jerkoffson on Ignore. Would any thread started by him even show up then?
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10 years ago
ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
SlickSpic?If he's part of the $350k club, he could have given himself an good extended vacation and is now enjoying a whirlwind nationwide strip-club tour -- but forgot his computer at home.
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10 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Guy lost his mind when I monopolized a stripper for 2 hoursThe way I see it, that's the thing about strip clubs -- they aren't a buyers' market; they're strictly a sellers' market, and the dancers choose just who they sell to. And another way to look at Rick's paying the dancer could be compensating her for unsold lap dances rather than as time to chat.
I've been in similar situations, too. One night, I had hoped on visiting with my ATF at the time, but she was tied up with some whale. I still chatted with some other dancers and got some dances from them. Closing time came. As one of the floormen was escorting her back to the dressing room she spotted me, scampered on over, kissed me on the cheek, then scampered on back. As PLish as it sounds, it was a highlight of the night for me.
Another night, I felt like hanging out with another of my favorites at that club. She did stop by my table, got a couple dances, and we did hang out for a little while. But then someone else showed up -- another one of the dancers, off the clock. She left to hang out with but left her stuff with me to watch, like I was some sort of locker room there on the floor. She had one of the floor men give me a complementary club sweater, but it was obvious she wasn't coming back. I was pretty livid -- I really felt stood up -- so I paid my tab and left.
Another dancer at that same club used to be really laid back and fun to hang out with. She'd stop by the table, we'd BS, she'd dance a bit, then make some rounds, and wash-rinse-repeat. She disappeared for three or four years. When I saw her again, she offered to sit and chat with me -- for $50. Apparently her other friends paid for her time now, and she expected me to as well. I just chuckled and shook my head, and she left.
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10 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
There is no Holy Grail...Dougster: "My take is that you are just negative and oppositional by nature. It is deeply ingrained into your personality now at your advanced age. Almost like some kind of "personality damage". Some kind of negative or oppositional personality damage. Hmmmm... Wonder what the technical name would be."
Um, isn't the term "asshole"?
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10 years ago
Something to start the new year with"Q. Why do strippers never talk after giving a blow job?
A. Their mothers taught them not to talk to strangers."
I thought the mothers taught them not to talk with their mouths full -- or is that just during the blow job?
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10 years ago
I don't look good naked any more. :)I resemble that song. Course, I never looked good naked in the first place.
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10 years ago
More from FloriduhSimilar thing's happened here, too. After too many bad incidents with one belligerent and drunken jackass, we put him on our "Do Not Serve" list. The next time he tried to order and we refused, he said he was going to blow up the store. He tried to order another time; when the order taker told him we couldn't deliver to him, he said that he was going to cut her throat open. Both times the cops were called.
Note that he's the one and only person on that list.
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10 years ago
Questions for those who smoke potI just avoid drugs like that. My brain and my body are messed up enough as it is.
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10 years ago
Top Five Strip Clubs In VegasJoe, I have a feeling either the clubs paid to be in the "top five" or the producers of that "review" might've paid for permission to do some limited taping.
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10 years ago
OT: Kate Upton in free fall...She's done photo shoots in Antarctica and in zero-G. What other non-typical places could she do a shoot in?
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10 years ago
Man, 26, ran over, killed at Anaheim strip club parking lotDamn thug shared parking lots!
I also vote for more strip club news and more stripper jokes. If you have to whine about your feelings, go to a therapist or your manicurist or whoever else you have to pay to listen to you.
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10 years ago
Strippers and Butt PlugsButt plugs...ew. I'd be worried that it'd pop out, with a whole lot of shit following.
I wonder if those dancers are into anal, and that's just their way of getting warmed up for a night of butt-banging.
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10 years ago
DiversificationJohn, I wish I had such dilemmas as yours. I'm sure many of us do *g*
There's nothing wrong with exploring, trying to find an ATF or a DS or, nuts, even just a good regular ITC in any city you find yourself in -- the proverbial girl in every port, variety is the spice of life, and whatever other lame but true clichés you want. I'm sure she also realizes you're a mongering hound, so don't disappoint her -- or us. Some of us need those stories to live vicariously through others.
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10 years ago
Calling Mom to pick you up"Hi, Mom. If you're done with your shift at that other titty bar, can you pick me up please? Destiny says hi, too."
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10 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Hmmm...I showered today. Even used deodorant. Hope it's not that.
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10 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
There is no Holy Grail...Sounds like he needs to learn more about the hunt, rather than shooting at anything that moves ; )
Ten grand in just four months? Holy crap. That's about half of my total annual income.
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10 years ago
Strip club melee sends 3 to Worcester hospitalsHe didn't know he was stabbed?
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10 years ago
"I Wish I had met you somewhere else"Lopaw, he might be wondering, too.
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10 years ago
Do not go to the Imagefap links Jerikson posted....Thanks, Mikey.