Air tight system

Kevlar.

What is that ? Can't find that n the glossary

^^^that is what bullet proof vests are made of. You asked for a bullet proof system :)

Ooooo !

My air tight system it to not be married – that way I don’t need an air tight system.

I thought "airtight" was when a girl had a cock in all her holes!

What you want is an ironclad idiot proof system

"Air tight system"

Ziplock. Doesn't cost much either.

Zipman digs the Ziplocks. They're Zazzy!

jvTroop dude, are you going to put up an avatar of a really intense looking dude with horn rim glasses?

Nothing is airtight. An even passingly competent investigator will find your apartment without much difficulty. Unless you've managed to rent it without going through a credit check, or using a false name, or other illegal measures. Even then, just having you followed will find it.

I'm just thankful that I don't need to do that. I'd suck at stealth.

Being Single is the only real airtight system

The System by RickeyBoy, Dougster edition v2.0. Resistance to all calibers including armor piercing up to 10 inch! Available soon on this site, $9.95.

Way too much work and a paper trail. It is another place to maintain, even if minimal cleaning is done. Also, a rental agreement and utility bills mean an ongoing paper trail.

At the end of the day, nothing is air tight. Owning my own business gives me ample opportunity to keep things from hitting the homefront, but at the end of the day, I cannot completely avoid leaving some evidence somewhere, even if it is hidden well outside the home.

I pay cash (of course) and use the Sybaris (4 hour stabbin' cabin chain) for hosting.

Aaron Hernandez lived in a million dollar home near the Patriots' stadium, but also maintained a $1000 a month apartment in another nearby community. When he was arrested for murder, it took the police about 5 hours to discover his "hideaway". Funny, his fiancé didn't know about it.

Jv. There is nothing air tight about your system unless you somehow completely wiped your paper trail. That only exists in Burn Notice. Either your wife knows about the signs and doesn't care or you have total control of the finances and keep her from looking at it. Even having total control isn't enough, because like previously mentioned any investigator can follow you to your "bat cave."

The Hoover system. It really sucks

Is the "air tight" system similar to vapor lock?

I've lost track of all the different "systems" around this place. lol.

If you're married just tell your wife "honey it's either stripes or a mistress, I'll go along with whichever you choose ". Women appreciate being included in the decision making process and she will thank you for accepting her opinion and decision. Then she can't be mad because she decided the path you took. Right? ??????? :)

Strippers* not stripes

zipcar?

If you owned an apartment building or a hotel, maybe you could set her up without a paper trail directly to her. Course, buying off all of your employees could get a bit pricey.

Not really, PG. You just make sure that they're all illegals! Then you can pay them crap and they still won't rat you out.

BTW, I'm not serious!