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10 years ago
And when is it okay to grope a celebrity in public?
http://www.timetobreak.com/132911/22-painfully-awkward-celebrity-meet-greet-pictures/3/
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10 years ago
JV, chances are she's just looking for free money. Have you been able to confirm if she does have a broken foot?
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10 years ago
She's cute, yeah, but I'd pass, too. Guys with low self-esteem and overactive imaginations don't need any help in the humiliation department.
Course, if we were talking about Fifty-Cal Sal, I might think otherwise.
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10 years ago
They'll need to present their briefs, too.
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10 years ago
I think anyone could get a 45-cent lap dance from her.
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10 years ago
JV, just as long as you aren't following the ice cream truck around town, you should be okay.
Motor, I'm going to have to remember that one. I don't know who I'd tell it to around this baby bible belt of a town, but I'm going to have to remember it.
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10 years ago
You sure she was the stripper and not the door girl greeting everyone? Or maybe a lady bathroom valet helping guys finish up?
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Ibbaicni, guessing those readings weren't traveling too far then.
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10 years ago
Thug cops!
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10 years ago
Clubber,
Those assholes! Maybe you should recruit SJG to start some sort of petition and legal lynching! No "Hot for Teacher" -- sacrilegious!
I tried to attend a Van Halen concert once -- just once. I couldn't even sit through the first song. My hearing thanked me profusely for days afterward.
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10 years ago
Joseph, considering your last reviews were back in 2012, it's tough to tell just which clubs you're visiting nowadays, but if they're wearing on you that much, it's time to either change to some other clubs or to just take a prolonged break from mongering. If you are frequenting the same clubs, I have a feeling you might be wearing on some of the dancers, too, which is all the more reason to take a hiatus.
And, James, I don't think he's "kind of a racist." With all of those remarks in #3, it's safe to say he is a racist.
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10 years ago
I pretty much just read reviews for the towns I've been to or am planning on going to in the coming months. Sometimes, a random club listed on the home page might catch my eye and I'll read its review.
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10 years ago
I really need to get a new scorecard.
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10 years ago
No kidding -- that's great for both of those women. Screw their loser husbands.
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10 years ago
If it was set back in the '40s, it could've made for a good "Ellery Queen" episode.
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10 years ago
She's cute, and the glasses give her a bit of a geek appeal.
Londonguy, didn't ISIS recently shoot up a school or was that some other whackjob group?
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10 years ago
I wonder if that could've been The Shoveler from "Mystery Men."
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10 years ago
In that one shot, with the glasses on and her hair up, I couldn't help but start thinking of Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher."
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10 years ago
Are they actually being shy, or are they trying to play at being submissive?
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
LOL!
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Any good-looking girl can make us stupid, especially if she knows how to work things. If you do go for it, Rick, we better get a report worthy of JS69.
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10 years ago
I prefer them at least 21. A lot less legal hassle if they're drinking. Course, I still wouldn't argue (too much) with girls 18-20, as long as they aren't pushing "Buy me a beer! Now!"
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10 years ago
I think I'd have to go with Kate. I tend to prefer taller women, even if she's just 3.5 inches taller than Alba.
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10 years ago
It'd probably depend on the dancer and her current ass. If it's flat and there's nothing to it, a little beefing up could be okay. But no butt implants, please. After seeing what they did to Nicki Minaj's ass, there's no way I'd want to see butt implants in a woman.
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10 years ago
Items from your average stripper -- not worth it. Something from a feature, especially if it's autographed, it might be a decent investment for eBay.