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9 years ago
Okay, we'll just look at it as a first draft then. Maybe in the next day or two, you can meet up with her again and properly flesh out this outline, JS69 style.
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9 years ago
Last August on a day shift, I met a tall, leggy blonde with some decent specs appeal at Brad's in Indianapolis. We went back to the lapdance area and the first time I tried to cop a feel, she told me no, that she doesn't do that. Well, that was a one and done.
Later that same trip, at the KoD in the Twin Cities, I met a dancer who said that I could touch back in the VIP area. That would've been the first time for that at that club. Well, I set my hand on her calf and started moving up her leg; she brushed my hand aside and settled back, out of arm's reach. After that, back at my table, she offered me OTC for a thousand bucks, said that it'd be amazing. Yeah -- no thanks.
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9 years ago
This can't be a John Smith report on his sexual adventures. It was only one paragraph long -- and a short one at that.
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9 years ago
Looks like there are a lot of options out there, 4got.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/how-to-help-nepal-earthquake-victims/ar-BBiHVOf?ocid=TSHDHP
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9 years ago
Actually, Papi, the night I went to Beach Girls, it seemed like a good share of the dancers were black. Nuts, the two I went back with were black, and I think one I saw on stage might've been an African-Asian mix.
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
It couldn't hurt to check out Backpage and TER to get an idea of the local market's average. It'd give you a starting point for any negotiations.
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9 years ago
The only person in your relationship getting any benefits right now is her -- free meals and somewhat guaranteed lap-dance sales. If you want to be the platonic PL, keep going this route, complete with her hand on your wallet. If you want to do an actual OTC -- real sex with a real stripper -- you'll have to get a little more forward with her.
Start it off in the club, get a little hands-on, and see how things go from there. If she pushes your hands away and starts copping a stuck-up prude attitude, all you'll be seeing is lunch. If she starts encouraging more, ask her just how far you two can go.
But keep the prices within reason. Check your local market for average market value and go from there. If she says you can do her for $1000 and the local market value is $300, tell her no, it ain't happening. If she's in the right ballpark, it's a good start to a good mutually beneficial business relationship.
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9 years ago
Fembots would probably still exile me to the Friend Zone.
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9 years ago
Agree with Dan -- It's been several years for me, too, but Beach Girls is probably your best option, especially for hands-on entertainment. Some OTC might be available, too. I went back for dances with two dancers; made an off-handed remark about doing a threesome outside. One dancer said we could do that; the other hushed her up with a quick little smack.
Minx I found tired and boring in the middle of the afternoon. The couple of dancers I talked to were very lethargic and disinterested.
Earl's Goldmine I would pass on. Incredible waste of money and time. Trust me on this mistake.
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9 years ago
The brainy beauty I wished danced is Cara Santa Maria. Even with the facial piercing and the tats, I really wouldn't mind if she talked nerdy to me.
http://carasantamaria.com/talk-nerdy-to-me/
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9 years ago
None that I know of.
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9 years ago
JS69: " DS snorts coke with $100 bills. Is that illegal?"
Yes, John, it is. And it's gauche.
For a girl as young as herself, maybe she should try snorting it through Red Vines?
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9 years ago
I just go whenever I can, and my next outing will be (checks his imaginary wristwatch)...August...I hope.
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9 years ago
Shark, you could always say something like, "I just popped in from an alternate universe in my own mind, and, boy, are my tentacles tired." If that doesn't get her to inch away, I don't know what would. Course, once word got out, a lot of the dancers might keep away from you, too.
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9 years ago
That'd be one helluva an ATM fee, especially if she's only dispensing singles.
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9 years ago
Yeah, it is a bit hypocritical, but I wonder if there's some other stuff going on in her noggin.
Maybe she was a victim of rape or trafficking? Maybe she's been hanging out a lot with people who are vehemently against it, so she's picking up their attitudes? And/or maybe she's been watching too many of those "special reports" on human trafficking, along with too many other shows about sexual predators et al, like "Law & Order: SVU"?
Just too many what-if's to want to try to figure her out. Might want to just consider sliding over to a different bar stool...or maybe just another club, just to be safe.
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9 years ago
PD83, do you have a "No Soliciting" sign on your door? It might be enough to keep them -- and everyone else -- from knocking on your door. (knock on wood)
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9 years ago
Excruciating? Filthy? Boring? Felonious? Dastardly? Time-intensive?
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9 years ago
I've tried one cigar (a guy I worked with had his first kid and passed out the cigars) and had a few drinks in my life, but that's the extent of it and it's been enough. My brain and my body are messed up enough as it is; I don't need to be throwing any major wild cards like drugs into that mix.
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9 years ago
Lopaw, "Yankee Doodle" used to be an insult that the British threw at the Colonials, but the Colonials owned it with pride, much to the chagrin of the Brits.
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9 years ago
Yeah, and she was pretty incredible, too.
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9 years ago
He was great playing "himself" in the Harold & Kumar movies. Talk about a stoned horn dog.
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9 years ago
When it comes to beautiful, natural breasts, there's no such thing as a bad view, only fricking obstructed views.
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9 years ago
I think I know where Clubber's going to want his funeral.
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9 years ago
I've been to the Hooters in Fargo once -- just once. The food wasn't all that good, and the server was less than cordial. Had pretty much the same experience at Tilted Kilt in Indianapolis back in August, though the food was a bit more passable.