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9 years ago
Hmm. I wonder if Club Cabaret dancers wear purple dresses and offer massages in addition to washing your car.
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9 years ago
Shark, I don't know, but it looks like some hijinks go on at Wal-Fart.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=51246035
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9 years ago
It might explain a couple of our contributing members...
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9 years ago
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impalaThe People's Republic of Pennsylvania
Is that on your to-do list with the DS, John? ; )
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9 years ago
MrDeuce, I met one dancer in the Twin Cities back in the mid-90s. Didn't get any dances from her; we just chatted for about fifteen minutes, then she got called to the stage and I didn't see her again. A year later, I saw an ad for body rubs; the black-and-white picture was of a pretty, young woman lying naked on a bearskin rug. I gave her a call and maybe five minutes into the conversation she told me she remembered me by my voice.
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9 years ago
Both Tina Fey and Sandra Bullock are light-years hotter than Sarah Palin. Palin's nothing but the definition of dumb, which, IMO, dumps tons of ice water on any potential hotness. Course, there was always Lisa Ann's version of Palin I wouldn't mind seeing.
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9 years ago
I've known a couple of dancers who were pretty tall. One was at BJ's in the Twin Cities -- 5'11" blonde, blue-eyed Nordic goddess. (Yeah, even though I'm an atheist, I'm drop down and pray to her.) Another was at Schiek's, again in the Twin Cities, back in the '90s. I came up to about her chin (or a little higher) when she was in heels; nuts, from what I understand, she was even in a tall-girl issue of Playboy.
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9 years ago
Warhawks, similar thing happened to me with a masseuse. A week before her wedding, she's stressing and venting to me about how she thinks her fiancé doesn't trust her, all while she's giving me a handjob. Just a little bit of a disconnect from conventional reality, I think.
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9 years ago
One dancer I know is the same age as me -- 53 -- and easily one of the smartest and sexiest women I've ever met. Another I met back in August, I thought she was in her mid-30s but it turned out she was 49 -- and a grandmother. I think I'd rather spend time with either one of them instead of many of the barely legal girls.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I never watched it either. Hate those saccharin-sweet shows. I hope the opening sequence features a giant sinkhole opening up beneath their home during a family reunion. Cue closing credits.
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9 years ago
If the woman's six and a half feet tall or better, fifty pounds more or less wouldn't matter. But if she's average height, fifty pounds more or less is undesirable.
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10 years ago
How often do I go? Not often enough.
How much do I spend? Way too much.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
If cell phones were banned from movie theatres.
If Customer-Appreciation Day at strip clubs meant free lappies all night.
If strip clubs also offered FBSMs.
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10 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
There's a statue on the federal books that says that, ultimately, a person has the first and last say in how his or her image is used, whether it's aural or visual. (Yeah, that was a fun ten months looking for that after a local tech school decided to use student images for promotional purposes without the permission of the students.) That research was back in the late '90s, so I don't remember exactly what it was though; sorry.
The only problem would be if you're already posting those images on the internet, particularly on sites that you don't own. It could be argued that you (or that site) are making those images available for public viewing and use if you don't have any sort of copyright in place.
But then there's also the Berne Convention (or was that Bourne?) that says that whatever you post on the internet -- on your own site -- is considered yours and exclusively yours, that any copyright is just assumed, with no filing of paperwork necessary.
A lawyer would probably be your best bet to put up some sort of injunction against that site from using your image. Like John said though, it could cost some serious scratch.
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10 years ago
Doesn't Trixxi work at one of the clubs there?
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10 years ago
Wow, nice. Sounds like your earning more than your fair share of frequent flyer miles -- in more ways than one.
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10 years ago
Not that I remember in my meager travels.
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10 years ago
When I was a manager trainee at a mainstream bookstore, some freak of nature jizzed on 15-year-old girl's jacket, a jacket she had just gotten from her grandmother for Christmas a couple weeks earlier. Yeah, that was a fun situation to deal with. From what I heard though, that asswipe was caught by mall security whacking off in another store a couple weeks later.
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10 years ago
I think my question would be: Would a stripper or a porn star date me?
Nope.
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10 years ago
John, it's north of Montana.
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10 years ago
Give John time. He might eventually talk his DS into doing porn with him as her manager/agent. Then he can start taking on any number of other porn-star wannabes for try-out sessions, auditions, and feature roles, possibly in three- or more-somes with the DS ; )
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10 years ago
One thing you might want to do is ask her for her definition of "sex." If it's hand-holding and innocent pecks on the cheek, it isn't sex. If it involves parties licking each other up and down, guys inserting fingers into private orifices, and women giving guys handjobs or blowjobs, it is sex -- despite what some people, including your stripper friend, might think.
It also sounds like she considers you "safe." Sorry, man, but even if you've gotten to third base with her, you might've been friend-zoned by a stripper.
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10 years ago
What's next month, John?
And while I hate sounding like a pragmatic jackass, why should our tax dollars be used to keep that piece of shit (no, not you John) alive?
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Yeah, like that'd stop her.
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10 years ago
Um, 4got, did you want to maybe rewrite that a little bit?