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9 years ago
Things that I lovea good conversation
a good meal
good company
a good movie (or TV or book)
a good play
a good massage
a good stripper
that look, that smile, that laugh
getting off work
getting out of the house
getting out of Bumfuck, ND
a good night's sleep
reality...?
Fuck that.
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9 years ago
PizzaJoe, I think the only thing that could make that scenario worse would be if she were a stripper and she was trying to do a hard-sell routine on you.
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9 years ago
Favorite breast sizeMe? Picky? Pshaw : )
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9 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
APB: Haven't Seen Phantom GeekThanks, man. Much appreciated, and trust me, the fingers are crossed.
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9 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
APB: Haven't Seen Phantom GeekNaw, just post an Abigail Ratchford reference ; )
Seriously though, had a shit-ton of parental medical and financial drama crop up, along with a couple of personal projects I needed to get my head wrapped around. It wasn't that I didn't want to stop by; time just wasn't on my side, and a lot of emotional exhaustion was (and still is) eating at me.
I just really want and need some time for myself, and even with a vacation around the corner, I really don't see it coming for quite some time to come.
Still, good to see you PLs again, even if it might be for just a little bit.
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9 years ago
Francesca at Allure SpaZip, she just might tell you to "verengan DaDa kiss ghoS"
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9 years ago
Favorite breast sizeMy favorite breast size?
Yes...as long as it's natural (or at least feels natural) and preferably firm and youthful, isn't tatted, isn't pierced, isn't scarred, isn't obscenely big, and is relatively proportionate to her overall figure and frame.
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9 years ago
Did I do the right thing?John, for what it's worth, I think you did the right thing cancelling. If she's doing up her rules on an Etch-a-Sketch and expecting you to keep up, it just isn't worth it.
Regarding some strippers and hookers not wanting to kiss: Well, we have an idea where their mouths have been sometimes and don't want to kiss them after that. They probably have some similar thoughts about our mouths.
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9 years ago
An Accidental RegularDon't forget that Star Trek: DS9 had a wink and a nod to Cheers with Morn, the regular at Quark's bar.
And congratulations on becoming a known regular, John. I really enjoyed that sort of treatment 20 years ago at a club in Minneapolis. Doormen and servers would ask if I wanted them to find my regular Pamela for me; even the occasional dancer would. A couple of servers sometimes met me at a table with a drink in hand -- before I even took off my jacket and sat down; nuts, one always asked if I wanted to order a cheeseburger. It was a really great feeling, being known and welcome someplace, especially considering it was the first time I had really moved away from home.
What sucked was that I was working a couple of minimum-wage jobs at the time. What little money I had -- and needed -- wound up in the garters of many a dancer.
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9 years ago
How often have strippers asked you if you do OTC?A couple years ago in Indy, I had some time between check-out at the hotel and check-in at the airport, so I hit a nearby club. Went in back with one dancer. We had barely gotten started when she said, "Too bad you're leaving. I do OTC." I have a feeling she would've wanted some crazy-ass cash, but still, it was something worth noting.
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9 years ago
Francesca at Allure SpaFranchesca's pegging Jackie?
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9 years ago
Video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford washing a carThanks, Jestrite! My monger senses were telling me there was an Abigail Ratchford thread here, so I had to stop by and check it out!
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9 years ago
Video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford washing a carLooking at Ratchford -- okay, more like staring and drooling -- you just have to wonder why Gal Gadot was chosen to play Wonder Woman.
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9 years ago
Avengers AssembleI hope she has more acting talent than her older sisters -- not that it would take a whole lot to surpass them.
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9 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Calibration : Rachel EllemanSo, GACA, does this mean that the rest of us shouldn't trust your reviews? ; )
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9 years ago
Bringing new meanng to...Now local parents will have a place to take the kids when they start asking about the birds and the bees.
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9 years ago
Rating strippersI have to clean out my eyeballs. At first, I thought the name of this thread was "Raising Strippers."
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9 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Calibration : Rachel EllemanOverall, from I see in the pics, I'd have to say about 6, maybe 6.5. No offense, Rachel, but the pictures really aren't among the best, particularly the selfies. There's too much range in the dates (if that 2004 time stamp is accurate) to get a decent gauge on things. Some variety in the facial expressions would help a lot for me, too. I have a feeling she's someone I'd have to meet and spend some time with to get a decent idea of how to rate her.
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9 years ago
sexy bus stop storytelling timeAt one pizza place I worked at, I told one of the cooks that his barn door was open.
He moved his apron aside to look.
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9 years ago
This Week's Video that Broke the Internet: Lindsey Pelas*sigh*
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9 years ago
Party?I probably wouldn't go either; classic introvert issues: hate crowds, never learned how to mix with people, start getting claustrophic with too many people around, etc.
One thing I'd wonder is just what kind of part is this. Is it strictly a social party? If so, it shouldn't be too much of a problem, unless, of course, the party gets out of hand. Or is it a working party? Some escorts from the Twin Cities sued to run some special parties for their regulars -- invite-only type of thing -- until the police invited themselves. Last summer, a dancer at one club invited me to an after-hours party at the club she danced at. I had already planned on leaving town before then so I was able to politely and honestly decline, but it also just felt like an invitation for LE-related trouble.
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9 years ago
2AMerThe closest one I know of was about 300 miles away.
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9 years ago
I signed on the dotted lineRockstar, you'd probably have to pry her from Clubber's cold, dead fingers first.
James, there are actually some really nice accommodating Latina ladies who will clean your house.
http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=dirty+latina+maids
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9 years ago
Ethical QuestionIf the guy can't ask her directly, does he really have a right to know?
Just let confidences lie where they may.
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9 years ago
I signed on the dotted lineDice, is this the sort of maid service you're shooting for?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=e77c73d25861c37acea8