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9 years ago
Shopping for women -- first thing I pictured was wandering the streets of Amsterdam and doing some window shopping.
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9 years ago
I don't take John's stories about the DS as meant to top "everyone else's garden variety ATF." It just seems more like he's letting us know every one of us PLs has his or her unicorn, whether we realize it or not, and he was just lucky enough to find his.
As for continuing to post his exploits, I say go for it! Hell, forget the posts -- he should show the hack that wrote "Fifty Shades of Grey" how to really write erotica! Mind you, I've never read "Fifty Shades," but I'm certain John's stories are a helluva lot better written and realized.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
The first Ghostbusters. Man, how could I forget that classic?
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9 years ago
You might want to try a review site for massage parlors, like eroticmp.
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9 years ago
I'd have to ask the genie for a year's worth of ATF auditions before I could have a shot at picking the top 3.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Maybe that guy needs to get lined up with some ear condoms before his next strip-club visit.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Oh, yeah:
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Sixteen Candles
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Coen Brothers comedies
Harold & Kumar
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Jay & Silent Bob
The Brady Bunch parodies
Dodgeball
Animal House
Revenge of the Nerds
Airplane!
Police Squad!
Shaun of the Dead
and the occasional classics with The Three Stooges, Laurel & Hardy, and Abbott & Costello
I'm sure there are more -- lots more.
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9 years ago
I've never met JS69, but he and his posts strike me as credible. I'll give him the benefit of a doubt. And even if what he writes is strictly fiction, he does a damn good job at it.
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9 years ago
Jack, you could always open a BYOB members-only club (the members being select TUSCLers) that offers massage and car wash services. The women you'd hire wouldn't be dancers -- they'd be hostesses, entertainers, and servers -- who'd host, entertain, and serve the guests in various reserved rooms.
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9 years ago
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BigPoppa99;)Florida-hooking up with Ms. EveHartley, since 2010!
Sounds like she had to work, and in her line of work, spending time with as many PLs as possible is an investment. If she wows them now, next time they're in, they just might look for her. And considering she did apologize and she evidently entertained you (wink, wink), well, it doesn't really sound like she ignored you. Personally, I wouldn't worry about it.
Now if there were only a couple other PLs in the club and she kept putting you off for them, then I'd re-think the situation between you two.
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9 years ago
I wonder what he would've said if she was a politician.
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9 years ago
I really need a road trip about now. Just gotta save up those pennies first.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
No. Her twin sister I'd be up for, but her twin brother?
No.
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9 years ago
It's really pretty much of a mood thing for me, though I have to admit, some dancers with little, if any breasts have caught my eye and held it much longer than some with little, if any ass.
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9 years ago
I've used names before, depending on just how much a dancer has impressed me or how much she's pissed me off. Average dancers and extras dancers, I try not to name.
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9 years ago
Never set foot in *that* strip club or never set foot in *any* strip club?
Aw, hell. It wouldn't make any difference for me. I'd take the deal. I could probably pay off my car -- and then some.
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9 years ago
I've been to both Hooters and Tilted Kilt. The food at both is average at best, not to mention overpriced. And the servers, while they might be nice to look at, copped such lousy attitudes that I just didn't feel like tipping them what a good server would deserve, let alone going back.
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9 years ago
I've seen lots of tens at strip clubs.
Course, they're always leaving my wallet and wandering off with the dancers.
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9 years ago
He might've found his DS in Sturgis.
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9 years ago
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BigPoppa99;)Florida-hooking up with Ms. EveHartley, since 2010!
SJG, are you fucking serious? Fucking Beach Girls in fucking Des Moines, Iowa IS NOT A FUCKING MEMBERSHIP CLUB! IT'S A FUCKING STRIP JOINT! IT ISN'T FUCKING RETAIL! They don't scan IDs and draft you as a member! When I went a few years ago, they didn't even wand me for any weapons. People brought in their own beer. If you wanted a pop or a bottle of water, you could hit the vending machines. I have no fucking idea why they decided to go BYOB nor do I fucking care. A number of the clubs in the Des Moines area are like this, and I don't fucking care why!
Now quit coming up with these fucking asinine hypotheses and square-pegging every little detail into it. Try getting out of your fucking basement, gather your data empirically, then try to build a fucking hypothesis around that!
(Note to self: Remember you've got this moron on Ignore for a reason. Quit reading his posts.)
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9 years ago
I remember having a major crush on Valerie Bertinelli during her time on "One Day at a Time." Nuts, even in her 50s, she's still cute.
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9 years ago
*sigh* And another meet-up I can't attend.
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9 years ago
I'm glad I'm nowhere near the East Coast. Hate to be there when the weather has a happy ending.
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9 years ago
Before bed, I prefer a half hour to an hour of TV (comedy is usually "Rules of Engagement" because it's the only thing on that day and time or good courtroom drama with "Law & Order"), along with a half hour to an hour of reading. The reading seems to get the brain a bit more focused, the TV is something to do while I'm eating. Just started re-reading "Bimbos of the Death Sun" by Sharyn McCrumb; fun murder-mystery set at a science-fiction convention.