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9 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
Interesting that Aurora Snow wrote that article.
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9 years ago
This can't be a John Smith story. It's barely a paragraph long.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I hate cell phones. It used to be that people would listen for the doorbell or a knock at the door when they ordered pizza, but not any more. Now they want us to call or text them when we get to the door -- and half the time they don't even answer the phone. Nuts, on one delivery to one of the college dorms, I called the girl a half dozen times; she never picked up. Finally, she came to the door, cell in hand, and apologized: She didn't know how to get her messages. Why didn't she just pick up the phone in the first place?
People at work drive me up the fricking tree with their cell phones, too. We have customers to help, phone calls to answer, pizzas to make, boxes to fold, dishes to wash, food to prep, and a makeline that needs to get stocked, and what are they fricking doing? Playing on their damn cell phones. Hell, one time, one of the assistant managers was so caught up on his cell, he didn't notice all of the pizzas piling up at the end of the conveyor oven. I think we had to re-make a half dozen pizzas because of his screw up.
Smart phones -- they suck every IQ point out of most people, and most people don't have that much to spare to start with.
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9 years ago
Hate the idea of piercings. The first image that hits my mind is getting all scratched up by those things. PASS!
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9 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
A few years ago, I stayed in Council Bluffs, IA (right across the border from Omaha) for a small gaming convention. I asked the girls at the front desk where I could get a good breakfast. They told me at the truck stop across the street. Where could I do my laundry? At the truck stop across the street. This being Omaha, supposedly a steak town, I figured I'd treat myself out one night, so I asked them where I could get a good steak.
"At the truck stop across the street."
Yeah. I never did bother to find out. Never bothered to find a steak house either.
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9 years ago
John, if she ripped you off in the club, what do you think she'll do OTC? She'll either get you in a situation where Little John's doing all the talking and emptying the wallet or, once your back's turned, she'll just help herself to your wallet, your credit cards, your phone (which might have contact information for other dancers and other PLs).
Just ignore her and enjoy your time with the other ladies.
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9 years ago
You might look at doing 2 with a touch of 3. Next time you go in -- and hopefully she's on her meds this time -- if she hits you up for a dance, just shrug and tell her, "Sorry. Not interested." You've already wasted who knows how much money on her. Why waste any more time and energy on top of it?
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9 years ago
Kevin James was too in "King of Queens."
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9 years ago
Lopaw, that'd be the smart thing to do. I've never been known to do smart things though.
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9 years ago
If I had to go with a TV milf, I think I'd have to go with Julie Bowen.
Of course, whether she'd go with me would be an entirely different story...
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9 years ago
JS, much as I'd like to, I can't. This loser isn't part of the $350K Club. I'm just a lowly pizza guy who can't afford relatively spur-of-the-minute trips like that. If you guys ever wind up in the Twin Cities, let me know well in advance so I can get the time off.
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9 years ago
I've used plastic at strip clubs before, and I've only had a couple of problems, largely from not being able to say no. But at one club, I used a debit card to start up a tab. They blocked out $500, if I remember right, and they took their sweet time releasing those funds. Really not cool or good, especially since it was rent time. My current bank refunds all ATM fees, so I'm not too worried about ATM fees and I don't have an SO, so I don't have to worry about that paper trail.
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9 years ago
Wow. Any chance you could post it on Pornhub for us losers who can't make it to Detroit?
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9 years ago
Um, 4got, you did see "Playboy" on their name tags, didn't you?
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9 years ago
"NO experience" = "New Orleans experience"
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9 years ago
Strip club, hands down.
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9 years ago
Yep, there is a Rick's in Indy, but again, it's expensive as all hell. If I remember right, I don't think the reviews have been very encouraging either.
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9 years ago
I just don't trust myself with a gun. Sometimes my temper can be on a hair trigger. I really don't need something with a hair trigger in arm's reach.
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9 years ago
Papi: "Thanks for keeping us abreast."
Deliberate pun?
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9 years ago
I don't mind telling a barber "a little off the top." A surgeon on the other hand...
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9 years ago
Could be that Colorado made zombies a legally-protected class, and the author of the post was forced to sublet to them at an inopportune time.
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9 years ago
"Other" might be applicable to folks like the Olympian formerly known as Bruce.
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9 years ago
Last year, year before, I saw a couple at Brad's. I also saw that same couple escorted out of Brad's. Considering I heard the bouncer muttering "Fucking smartphone" when he passed me, I have a feeling that couple didn't understand basic strip-club etiquette.
Still, I think Brad's and Dancers would be your two best bets. I haven't paid too much attention to just how many couples were in either or what sort of mileage they were getting, but they're both pretty decent clubs. (Brad's has more of a laid-back neighborhood feel, even though it's trying for a little bit of Vegas, too. Dancers goes for more of an upscale feel.)
Once at Harem House, one of the local dive-ish bars and sometimes referred to as "Scare 'em House," a dancer and a female customer got into some borderline girl-on-girl stuff. I don't know if the customer was an off-duty dancer, a girlfriend, or just a customer.
I'd avoid Red Garter. It's the only club downtown. It might be upscale but it can get expensive as all hell (yeah, ROB alert!) and it's a hands-off club. I'd also avoid PT's. Again, it's expensive as all hell and, again, ROB alert! One of the major problems with PT's (last I heard anyway; it's been four years since I've been there) is that the dancers are allowed to set their own prices for lap dances -- and from I've heard, a lot of those dancers think they're worth a lot more than they actually are.
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9 years ago
A toilet full of roses?
Geez.
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9 years ago
The post's been deleted by the author. Guessing the zombies made him do that.