Comments by mausercat

Stephen Hawking is not the only great physicist to be an enthusiast of the Stepchild of the Arts. The great nuclear scientist Richard Feynman spent most of his time away from the Manhattan Project in strip clubs surrounding the detonation zones in the Great Southwestern Deserts. His adventures and love of humor are detailed in his autobiography, "Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman."

How about spanking naughty dancers? I can just see it: You can beat our girls; but you can't beat our prices!

Obviously, I am a cat lover too. However, the intelligence thing is irrelevant. Cats are smarter than people, and that is all there is to it.

A number of the Portuguese were from Cape Verde or other islands as well as Brazil. The French are either Cajuns or Creoles in Louisiana or Quebeckers whose ancestor moved to Northern New England. Maine now has more French speakers than Louisiana. But, in this polyglot world of ours, there are more Lusophones than there are Francophones. The Portuguese were late to give up their empire, and the language emerges in strange places like Goa, India, or Macao, China.

9 in cat years---I'm 73. Still fall in love each time I wander through the portals with some young lady with a heart of gold beneath her scanty raiment.

Sapphire on E. 66th St. is sponsoring a huge Stripper Bowl party on Saturday night hosted by my complete and peerless Dream Girl, Bree Olson

Not sure about that, Dougster. I was married two decades to a psychologist, who insisted that sociopath was an obsolete term and that psychopathy was more inclusive. Or the preferred term

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

The Court delayed implementation to let Parliament kick it around. Right now there is vagueness in the existing statute. For example, no one can give me a straight answer on what "keeping a common bawdy house" means, or "living off the avails of prostitution." At one point the statute prohibited "solicitation for the purpose of prostitution". In 1985 that was changed to "communication for the purpose of prostitution" which seems a downright violation of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Remember, in Canada all criminal law is federal. Provinces and municipalities do not have the authority to make something criminal, but civil offenses can bring fines, so long as the purpose of the fine is raising revenue. Their Lordships on the Supreme Court have muddied the waters by this opinion.

I have never lit up a cig in my life and have two lousy lungs after a long term marriage to a smoker. In my view, a drunk can't do as much damage to you and your clothes as a smoker unless she pukes on you or gets behind the wheel of a car.

Leeann Tweeden. Smart, sharp, sensitive and sexy.

I go to clubs to fall in love with at least one stripper. It doesn't last too long, but you enjoy the moment.

In Canada, liquor is controlled by the provinces, but most Canuck clubs do not find liquor and nudity to be mutually exclusive.

Her name is Shannen or some other odd spelling. Not the good old river in Ireland.

There is no one as incomparable as Bree Olson, who is a nice girl as well.

I am going to Canada next week. I bring a lot of Yankee dollar and $2 bills. They may be scorned, but they fit nicely into a garter and Joe Canuck or Pierre Bonhomme isn't generous enough to start peeling out the $5.

There are two nationwide search firms with deceptively similar names: Seeking Arrangements and Arrangement Finders. The first is a more established firm, based in Toronto. The latter is a little more blatant in their advertising and employs my All Time Dream Girl, actress Bree Olson, as their spokeswoman. The main difference is that on Seeking Arrangements the ladies state how much they are looking for as a monthly allowance. SA seems a bit more discreet than AF. Since the qualification for Sugar Daddy seems to be having some money, and since I spend my substance on cat food, I probably would not be an interesting prospect.

Wicked girls should be disciplined.

Just a slice of life, that's all

GFK is the airline code for Grand Forks, ND. The nearest strippers to there are in Fargo or Winnipeg.

Every TUSCL fan should be rooting for the Ravens. The last thing exotic that happened in San Francisco was when Carol Doda took her top off in 1964. You can see more strip action on the 400 Block of E. Baltimore St. than you can see in the entire city of San Francisco.

I'm sorry to say that my old home state of North Dakota is not too hospitable for the Stepchild of the Arts. Only decent club left is Northern in Fargo, which even boasted a visit last fall from Katie Morgan. Otherwise, the oil guys are keeping their money in their pockets where it belongs.

Well, I guess if a stripper pulls a gun on you, security will take it away and spank the lovely lady.

Get rid of the Kiwis instead and let the Maoris (sounds like a noise my cat makes) take over the place. Like many internet nerds, I like cats better than people. I make an exception for strippers.