Reviews by schmoe31415

Dream Girls is in downtown Minneapolis, and relatively easy to get to on foot if you're staying downtown. The roads are all chewed up by construction, so driving will be harder, and the train stop…

I was in Milwaukee for a single evening and, not expecting anything special, had originally planned to do a mini-tour, starting a bit further out and moving back towards where I was staying downtown. As…

This is a combination review for several visits on Tuesday/Thursday afternoons over July/August 2021. Club Bristol is on a mildly remote corner of country highways, but is relatively easy to get to from Madison or…

I arrived around 11:00pm on a Friday night. There was a sign on the door about not entering if you've been sick and whatnot, but no "mask required" sign. There were no covid protocols in…

It's been a long time since I've been to a club. I would not have predicted that my first trip post-covid would be to a place in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin, but with vaccination…

Tootsies is huge, starting with the parking lot. I arrived early (about 9pm) and there was lots of space. A security guy drove around the lot in a golf cart. There was no charge for…

I was going basically past The Body on my way back to my hotel after being at Dean's Gold, so I swung in a bit after midnight. Parking was a challenge in a small lot…

Back in Atlanta I only had time to visit one of the clubs, so of course I went back to Follies. I arrived Monday afternoon around 1:30pm. The valet was in service, but I arrived…

Dean's Gold is relatively easy to get to by car, sitting on a major intersection. It has a large parking lot that's lit. The first night I was there (Wednesday around 8:00) there was no…

I was in Miami for a bit and tried out a few of the clubs. The first place I visited was chosen largely out of proximity. The Foxxy Lady Lounge was about 15 minutes and…

Bare Assets is about half a mile from the busy Duval Street. It's not a long walk, and there are couple of stores/restaurants along the way. They actually have a parking lot, unlike anywhere on…

Red Garter is on Duval Street, which is sort of a party street of bars, restaurants and stores, vaguely similar to Bourbon Street in New Orleans, without the foul stench. This makes it easy to…

This was my first visit to Scarlett's after their fire last spring, and their remodeled re-opening last fall. The outside was about the same, except for a change in the lit sign on the roof.…

On my last trip through St. Louis I decided to give some of the sketchier clubs a try. I'm not usually a big fan of dives, but some of the reviews made it sound like…

Wise Guys was the second Washington Park dive I tried in my last swing through St. Louis, after Dollies. Wise Guys is a bit further into Washington Park than Dollies. It has fenced in parking…

Palomino is my favorite club in Vegas, and I always go at least once when I'm in town. It's a bit of a ride up from the strip. In addition to taking longer, this also…

Chicas is unlike any of the other clubs I've been to in Vegas. It's more of a dive bar than a strip club, but that's not all bad. It's in North Las Vegas, fairly far…

I visited Sapphire twice on my most recent trip to Vegas. The first time was for their Monday Night Football. It costs $20 and includes a ride to the club, admission, two drink tickets, and…

I was back in Las Vegas for a trip and decided to hit a number of different clubs through the week. The first was Treasures. I'd originally planned to try out their steakhouse, but ended…

The Rhino is well reviewed for a Vegas club, with many speaking highly of it. I've been to Vegas many times now and hadn't yet been there, so I decided to give it a try…

I was back in Atlanta for a short work trip and, with time for one club visit, decided to go back to Follies. I arrived about 2:00pm on a Tuesday. The valet was $10 (down…

The Hustler club has been one of my favorites in St. Louis for some time. After my most visits, this hasn't changed. I was there on both a Friday, arriving around 9:00pm, and on…

I hadn't been to Miss Kitty's in two and a half years or so, but decided to give it another try as part of checking out some new places (Country Rock Cabaret, PTs Showclub) while…

On my recent pass through St. Louis, I tried a couple of clubs I hadn't been to before, and one of these was PT's Show Club. I visited twice, once on a Thursday and then…

Back in St. Louis for a bit, I decided to try a couple of clubs I hadn't seen before, and the first one was Country Rock Cabaret, largely because it was so close to downtown…