Pleasant club, and decent dances, but really fake dancer bodies

Dean's Gold is relatively easy to get to by car, sitting on a major intersection. It has a large parking lot that's lit. The first night I was there (Wednesday around 8:00) there was no one around so I parked for free. I was also waved inside without any cover. On my second visit, a Saturday around the same time, a valet guy asked for $5 for the self park and there was a cover, $10 I think, though it was similarly not busy inside. A bottle of water was $6.

The club is fairly large, and reasonably nice. There's a large stage with two poles, surrounded by comfortable chairs set around tables. Across from the stage and a bit to one side is a bar. Left of the stage and elevated a bit is another area with a bar. There was a sign near the stairs that said "VIP area" or something similar, but I wasn't sure if that was the elevated section or the alcove with couches next to those stairs. There's a tiny stage up in the elevated area. Many of the dancers assigned there often danced on the stairs up to it rather than the stage itself. There's a third small bar on the main floor closer to the entrance. The stage performances were adequate but not inspiring.

The dancers were racially diverse, with a nice mix of skin colors and ethnicities. Several claimed European origin, in Miami on "vacation" for the winter. At least one said she was Canadian. Several were Cuban. Most were sort of sterotypically stripper hot. There were lots of fake breasts, and those that weren't were almost all very small. There was more than one ruined/fake ass. A number of the dancers had really nice legs and hips, though.