Reviews

Silk is conveniently located in downtown Milwaukee, within walking distance of the stadium, theaters, restaurants, and many hotels. There's a parking ramp across the street if you come from further away. It's nearly anonymous, with…

Jaguars had a somewhat fancier, "gentleman's club" feel than some of the other strip clubs I'd tried in Phoenix. The parking lot was large and well lit. There was a set of velvet ropes at…

I stopped in Essex on Super Bowl Sunday, mid-afternoon (before the game). It's on a commercial strip and next to "Monkey Wheels and Tires". The (free) parking in front is quite limited. I think there's…

Club Onyx has had the "Follies Day Shift" thing in their ads and social media for a while. I know some of the people involved harken back to that long-defunct club, but Onyx bears almost…

Vivide is the club in Atlanta I routinely return to when I'm in town. That continues to be the case even with a change for the worse in the dances.

Parking is $10 in their cramped…

Club Blaze is unpretentious, to say the least. I wouldn't quite call it a dive. It's never been actually dirty, the furniture isn't broken down, etc.. But it's not anything like a high-end club. My…

TUSCL had no reviews for this club in years, but there were some more recently posted to Google and the place seemed to still exist, so when I was in Normal for the night I…

I tried Moochie's once before about a year or so ago. That time I walked in and turned around to walk right back out. There were no dancers at all, nor anyone else except the…

I decided to give Onyx a try because they've been hyping their new "Follies dayshift", and dances at Vivide changed for the worse. Onyx was about a twenty minute drive from downtown Atlanta. There seemed…

I arrived at Purple Orchid via 15-minute ride-share from downtown Philadelphia around 10pm on a Friday night. The cover charge was $5 with a two-drink minimum. I wasn't hassled for the latter, though another guy…

I went to Cheerleaders around 8:30pm on a Thursday, intending to watch some of the football game. It was about a 15 minute ride from downtown Philly. There was a modest cover charge on the…

Hoops is right next door to Rick's in midtown Manhattan. I was in Rick's for an hour or so, and then went next door to check out Hoops. The door guy waived the cover charge.…