Reviews

I arrived just before 5pm on a Tuesday afternoon via $15 ride-share from downtown. There was no pat down or other security on the way in. Cover was $10. The club is a long, narrow…

Bristol is a titty bar, not really a strip club. It's on a country-highway corner maybe 20 minutes northeast of Madison, with free parking. Cover was $7, I think, after passing through a metal detector.…

Treasures is an upscale club not too far from the strip. I visited on a Thursday about 9:30pm and started with a late dinner in their restaurant. They have a package for $130 that includes…

I was recently in Las Vegas for a bit more than a week. I usually try to check out a variety of clubs, but on this trip I instead visited Chicas Bonitas on several different…

Cheetah's was maybe 15 minutes via ride share from the gas lamp neighborhood in downtown San Diego. It's next to a sports pub, which had a pretty nice room full of TVs for watching things…

I arrived on a Thursday about 9pm after a 20-minute/$20 ride share from downtown (going back was slightly cheaper). Cover was only $7. The club was fairly large with a couple of stages and bars…

Silk is very convenient if you're already in downtown Milwaukee; it was just down the block from the hotel I was in. Cover was $15, and they offered a free coat check, which was…

I visited on a Friday evening, about 10pm. My ride share from downtown Dallas took about 10 minutes ($15). Cover charge was only $3. A bottle of water was $5.75, I think. The club was…

I left a less-than-thrilling visit at C-Mowe's on a Saturday afternoon and figured I'd pop into Wise Guys just down the street on the off chance I'd have more luck there. The club was very…

I visited the Hustler Club on Thursday evening, about 9:30pm. I know that's too early for this club, but figured I could relax until things picked up. The evening ended up a near total bust.…

Club listings should have a persistent, editable description section to go with the address and such so the same info doesn't need to be repeated in each review (though I guess I'm not going to…

Crazy Horse 3 is south of the Strip, across the street from the new stadium. They offer a ride service, like most big Vegas clubs, but when I called on a Sunday evening I was…