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published 5 yrs ago
Small, run-down, smokey, and deafening, with mediocre dancers, but inexpensive
reviewed by
schmoe31415

4.3

I was going basically past The Body on my way back to my hotel after being at Dean's Gold, so I swung in a bit after midnight. Parking was a challenge in a small lot…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Reliable fun
reviewed by
schmoe31415

7.0

Back in Atlanta I only had time to visit one of the clubs, so of course I went back to Follies. I arrived Monday afternoon around 1:30pm. The valet was in service, but I arrived…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Pleasant club, and decent dances, but really fake dancer bodies
reviewed by
schmoe31415

7.0

Dean's Gold is relatively easy to get to by car, sitting on a major intersection. It has a large parking lot that's lit. The first night I was there (Wednesday around 8:00) there was no…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Nice, laid-back black club
reviewed by
schmoe31415

6.7

I was in Miami for a bit and tried out a few of the clubs. The first place I visited was chosen largely out of proximity. The Foxxy Lady Lounge was about 15 minutes and…

review
published 5 yrs ago
A decent, if not amazing, club/visit
reviewed by
schmoe31415

6.7

Bare Assets is about half a mile from the busy Duval Street. It's not a long walk, and there are couple of stores/restaurants along the way. They actually have a parking lot, unlike anywhere on…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Conveniently located mediocre club with mediocre dancers
reviewed by
schmoe31415

5.0

Red Garter is on Duval Street, which is sort of a party street of bars, restaurants and stores, vaguely similar to Bourbon Street in New Orleans, without the foul stench. This makes it easy to…

review
published 5 yrs ago
After the hiatus - better lighting, fewer dance options, slightly worse quality of dancers
reviewed by
schmoe31415

6.0

This was my first visit to Scarlett's after their fire last spring, and their remodeled re-opening last fall. The outside was about the same, except for a change in the lit sign on the roof.…

review
published 5 yrs ago
A (mostly) failed visit to a low end club
reviewed by
schmoe31415

4.0

On my last trip through St. Louis I decided to give some of the sketchier clubs a try. I'm not usually a big fan of dives, but some of the reviews made it sound like…

review
published 5 yrs ago
A second (mostly) failed visit to a WP dive
reviewed by
schmoe31415

4.7

Wise Guys was the second Washington Park dive I tried in my last swing through St. Louis, after Dollies. Wise Guys is a bit further into Washington Park than Dollies. It has fenced in parking…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Gorgeous dancers
reviewed by
schmoe31415

8.0

Palomino is my favorite club in Vegas, and I always go at least once when I'm in town. It's a bit of a ride up from the strip. In addition to taking longer, this also…

review
published 5 yrs ago
A bit of a dive bar, but some friendly, pretty chicas available
reviewed by
schmoe31415

6.0

Chicas is unlike any of the other clubs I've been to in Vegas. It's more of a dive bar than a strip club, but that's not all bad. It's in North Las Vegas, fairly far…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Fun at MNF, and later
reviewed by
schmoe31415

7.3

I visited Sapphire twice on my most recent trip to Vegas. The first time was for their Monday Night Football. It costs $20 and includes a ride to the club, admission, two drink tickets, and…