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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
No way it goes 8.
7.5 at the most.
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7 years ago
No way. Absolutely not.
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7 years ago
Ahh... summertime. When young, middle age and old farts hearts become enamored with 25 year old single moms in high heels and working their way through nursing school until 2am.
There are experienced mongers... and then there are the guppies. The guppies will get eaten alive by these women.
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7 years ago
My favorite was a stripper once said to me as she started her dance in VIP: "I'm married. I don't cheat on my husband."
The next song she was giving me a BBBJ.
She clarified her statement afterwards.
"I don't consider BBBJ as sex, as in I don't fuck someone so I'm not cheating."
Uh... Ok babe, whatever you say....
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7 years ago
That's it. I'm going to start making Pathetic Loser Salsa.
And Stripper Shit Sour Cream. As well as VIP Guacamole.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Nobody cares. Lol.
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7 years ago
Thanks a lot Trump!!!!
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7 years ago
That's creepy.
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7 years ago
I could have done it when I was 15. I would have probably been able to do it multiple times too.
Now? No way. It usually takes a long time now and it has to be direct contact with the girl, no material in between.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I agree Shailynn. When I was dating strippers years ago it was in a very similar situation as you described, although I was in the middle of a divorce.
I did it right when I got back into the strip club scene and didn't truly understand everything in the industry. But I learned, the hard way. Hopefully we can impart some wisdom here for others to not make the same mistakes and fall for the same stripper shit that I did.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I've dated a few.
None of them ended on a good note.
Doubt that I will ever do it again. Too much work.
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7 years ago
How do you know if it's real or stripper shit?
If she isn't asking you for money or some other type of monetary benefit, it's real. If it only comes with the premis of or expectation of money or benefit to her, then it's stripper shit.
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7 years ago
My guess is: a PL can be a RIL. But a creep can't be a RIL.
A creep sits at pervert row each time he enters a SC and pesters each girl as she gets on stage.
A PL sits at the bar in the back of the club or a booth and hopes a girl comes by to talk to him.
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7 years ago
I suspect that the Bangalore shifters and packers moving guys are part of Hillary's hit squad.
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7 years ago
Who ever did it is a hero.
And by now the Clintons have got to them to increase their body count.
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7 years ago
I'm sure they are big in the gay community.
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7 years ago
Good God.
How many of us have to bare our souls about how bad of an idea it is to fall in love with a stripper?
Proceed in your own risk. I can almost guarantee it will not end well. Those of us who have been there and done that have horror stories but everyone still thinks "it's different with me and her."
Run. Run as fast as you can and don't look back.
There will always be another stripper. They are a dime a dozen and next month there will be more. There is no end in the supply. I don't know what else we can do to spread our wisdom on this. The girls are about money and what you can do for them at the moment. Do not ever forget that.
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7 years ago
I can only speak from my experience.
My ATF had daddy issues. So I believe it in her case.
But most strippers I've met have not talked to me about their parents or any ongoing issues with their family.
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7 years ago
Ask Joe. Joe is the resident expert in this area.
He actually prefers McDonalds shitters over SC bathrooms.
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7 years ago
Be careful out there Joe...
http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2017/06/01/mcdonalds-death-grand-rapids/360860001/
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7 years ago
I know where you are coming from... Taking a break is sometimes needed in this game. Clubbing can wear a person out if it's overdone.
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7 years ago
The number one excuse I got was "I was sleeping."
She usually didn't get up until noon or after most days.
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7 years ago
Off the wall is a great album.
Things definately got weird for Jackson after that.
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7 years ago
Hey, how about those strippers huh? That club was rocking with beautiful girls and great atmosphere! Had a great time!
Oh, sorry, I thought this was a strip club forum...
Carry on.
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7 years ago
Always, always, always, get to the club early, like Shadow said.
Or, at least get there right at shift change. ;)