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7 years ago
Lots of trannys waiting for your $ offer.
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7 years ago
I used to pay my ATF's tip out and late fees all the time. Basically every time we met in the club.
Yes. I was a pathetic loser and a regular in love back then..
Don't be like me. lol.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Chris Rock also said: "You are only as loyal as your options."
I find that to be true. The more money I had, the more strippers I fucked.
I think if most of us had unlimited funds, we'd never leave the strip club.
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7 years ago
When you get to the point that you can get a blow job from a stripper @ $125 and the she buys YOU a beer, then you'll know you've achieved expert status...
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7 years ago
Just don't send a dick pic to a Thai girl...
You might just get one back.
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7 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
No worries.
Juice just passed out at the free buffet table...
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7 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Can't be SJG.
He doesn't own a pair of sunglasses.
No need for them in that dark basement.
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7 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Yep. I've seen those too. Some type of breast augmentation going on most likely to either increase or decrease the size.
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7 years ago
Lol. CrazyJoe loves the girls who shit and fart...
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7 years ago
Ask them something vague, like "what's on the menu?"
Or maybe ask "what kind of dances do you do? Nice/tame? Or Naughty/dirty?"
Something along those lines. They've heard it all before. Just don't come out and say "How much to fuck your brains out in VIP?"
That one might get you slapped.
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7 years ago
Have a Sippycup...69.
Or a Capri Sun.
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7 years ago
Can we watch From Dusk Till Dawn while we are in bible study?
Selma Hayek in that was smoking hot!
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7 years ago
Take a red head wig with you and tell the chica's to wear it in VIP for you.
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7 years ago
It's Fox News.
Everybody knows they are fake news.
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7 years ago
Diabetes?
That's chicken shit compared to the real problem.
Hell, Juice will give you the Black Plague, Blue Waffle and spontaneous combustion.
He's a well known rat sodomizer and is known to eat pancakes with gasoline.
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7 years ago
Better than being dragged off a United flight...
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7 years ago
Why is my Juice radar going off?
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7 years ago
We all know strippers are some of, if not THE, flakiest girls around.
I'd say if you know her really well, have met many times and know her schedule, etc. then 1 or 2 times should be the most. She knows who you are.
If you just met her and don't really have much of a connection going on yet, then maybe a few more times would be appropriate as she might not recognize or remember you.
You have to realize, most of these girls are inundated with texts from PLs. I'm sure they have times when it's hard to keep up and try to remember who they texted back and who they didn't. And they have to juggle their time with the PLs also. They may not want to double or triple book their time at the club. So it can be a balancing act.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
When I grow up, I want to be a bathroom troll.
I mean, where else can you sell condoms and cigarettes to strippers, all the while dishing out hand sanatizer and paper towels to PLs?
The career options are limitless after you get that on your resume.
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7 years ago
Read the reviews on Venom in Tucson.
Seems to be the place to go there.
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7 years ago
Get a horse. Or a goat.
It'll do the same thing.
Plus, you get the sweet aroma of Shit every day. Especially on these 90 degree days...
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7 years ago
Sufferin' suckitash...
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7 years ago
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whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Pow!!!!
Bam!!!
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7 years ago
I don't know about that GV.
Maybe to a psychologist they are the "most interesting" members.
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7 years ago
He will tell you to his organization and find out.
Oh, by the way...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4gc8iBDaI