How many dicks do you think the average extras girl sucks in a night? I was wondering because earlier this evening I was doing lap dances with an extras girl. I wasn't paying for sex, it was just lap dances, but I knew her menu which was everything except anal for around $450.
So in the middle of a dance we start kissing, and it gets more involved and intimate as the dance progresses. It was a lot of fun until the thought crosses my mind: "how many dicks have been in her mouth tonight?" Since it was early I figured (hoped) that there had been no blow jobs yet, but you never know.
Let's say instead that I was kissing her right before closing. How many dicks would you estimate that she sucks in a average night by the end of the night?
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I know I know.
I'm sure every time I get a lapdance and a stripper starts kissing me, she's thinking to herself "I wonder how many pussies this guy has licked tonight."
Fishsticks and SJG never run into that situation, because strippers don't kiss them.
yeah...don't kiss strippers
JS69: "How many dicks do you think the average extras girl sucks in a night?"
Not as many as vinceygirl does in the parking lot of Bogart's!
She told me I was her first for the night so her mouth couldn't have been too full. :). I'm clean and healthy so no worries. I was exposed to rain drops from a UFO escorted by 5 helicopters so I could have some kind of alien DNA or something weird in my blood so if you start getting weird dreams, you might have exposure.
At $450 I don't think you have to be concerned about how many dicks she has sucked.
But this reminds me of Vincemichaels favorite at the Columbia Platinum Plus, Gwen. I think she was doing 6 or 7 a shift. Guys had to take a number to get dances from her.
I've told this story about her before. I went to the couch room with her and when I came out, I went straight to the men's room to finish cleaning up. When I got back to my table, my buddies were laughing their asses off. "What's so funny?" They told me that when Gwen came out she immediately jumped in some guys lap and started kissing him.
I always get to the club early. :)
At $450 like Shadow says probably not a lot.
This is why I'm not a big fan of BBBJ ITC. I don't care if I'm not the first dick in her mouth today, but please don't kiss me!
John Smith is having weird dreams already, lol. Must have been something he ate.
This hobby is not w/o its hazards
37 dicks
My rule is I don't kiss extras girls ... but easier said than done, with a super super hot one. One of the "benefits" of the no-extras clubs I go to, I suppose, is that I'm not even tempted to kiss extras girls anymore, since there are none. I do like LK the non-extras girls fo sho
Hey if my dick goes in her, I can kiss her. I'm a gentleman like that.
^^^ I have no problem with that. My problem comes when your dick goes in her, and then I kiss her!
Always, always, always, get to the club early, like Shadow said.
Or, at least get there right at shift change. ;)
I like my ATF a lot, but I always arrange to VIP with her at the beginning of her shift, if you get my drift. Better yet, I see her OTC on a day that she hasn't worked.
TUSCLers as full of shit as always. So they are queued up at the door making sure they are the first ones in when the doors finally open. All so they are able to kiss their extras girls before the girls have time to go off and suck other guy's dicks. I guess that's how you spot them: drive around and look for the line before the club opens. Lol!
Also, Shai, maybe cut down on the asparagus and start eating more pineapple
I believe some average is 5-6-7 per night...
This is a big reason why I'm an early shift guy that goes after dancers just starting their shift...
Dougster makes the most sense.
Lol!
I wonder if there are any TUSCL posters that are actually turned on by kissing a stripper that has sucked multiple dicks before you get your dance.
Personally, I've done only a few extras. I've never kissed a stripper, but I'm not sure I'd feel that strongly one way or another.
A bit of a gargle in between would be nice. After all, we know how well Listermint works!
I like my no extras club in that the number is zero.
While showing up at the club early May help you psychologically, I'm not sure it makes a difference biologically / scientifically.
Also, you guys do realize that strippers can suck a bunch of dicks before their shift, right?
@Ish - you do realize strippers are notoriously bad at waking up in time to make it into the club on time for opening, let alone wake up early, suck a lot of dick, and then make it in time for their shift.
Yeah, it's absolutely possible and may very well have happened to me a time or two, but knowing strippers love for sleeping is as much as their love of money, I doubt it.
Agree with ish, that obviously it's possible for strippers to suck plenty of dick pre-shift.
Agree with a2, that at least for dayshifters, very few strippers I know have time to suck any dicks at all and still get in to work. Hell, half of them get in past the 11am deadline and get fined on the reg. At most, she'd have time to suck one or two dicks. Max.
You nightshifters at extras clubs definitely have a dick sucking conundrum
On the other hand, maybe the guys who are always trying for kissing are secretly working their way up to being the tranny in the parking lot...
^^^ 3/4 of the guys on tuscl just got hardons
You guys are way too germ conscience/homophobic. I'm not big on group sex but only because I prefer one on one to a dog pile. But if my #1 g/f wanted a group, I'd be fine with it as far as that goes...germs not withstanding.
If my dancer were giving me a BJ ITC (or OTC) the last thing on my mind would be if I were her first for the month, week or day. I'm going to enjoy the BJ!
I don't think it's so much the idea that she at some point had come in contact with another guy. It's more the mouth-to-mouth cum-swapping aspect of it where you would need to eat a saltine to get rid of the taste. I would put the texture of a handshake where she still has slimy hands from her last, uhm, dance in the same category.
Find girls you like. If you look down on strippers and extras strippers, then find girls somewhere else.
Find a girl you like and make it happen with her in the front room. Save booths and backrooms until it is time for your own pants to come down. And then assume you'll be waking up with her in the mornings.
SJG
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This topic came of interest to me a few months ago. I did a few dances with a nice looking dancer after we had been hitting it off for a few hours with good club convo and she made it fun to just talk (I'm sure it was game). We did a 15 min VIP and at the end she grab my face and pulled me in for a kiss out of the blue. I was at a loss because that had never happened before but I didn't pull away. Afterwards it got me thinking about the topic of this post. From know on I stay on the ready, but each time a dancer gets close to my face I admit I think about it. Is that ok
Select a girl you like and want to be waking up with in the morning, then make it happen with her in the front room. Only after a front room makeout session, you invite her to the back room. Then after that take her home with you to continue.
SJG
I have made many a girl sad by my refusal to kiss. But they gotta understand if your sucking my dick, you're sucking other people 's dick and I don't suck dick (even through female lips). I only find it hard to resist when she is not only hot BUT I'm also high. Then I'm screwed.
Js69 what's your secret to resisting kissing women while high
I turned away from kissing a follies stripper for that exact reason.
When your rational self thinks it over, you know she gives BJs in the VIP, but ....... like anything else in the club, BEHOLD THE POWER OF ALCOHOL!!!
on a slow night 6 on a good night atleast 12. lol
-->"When your rational self thinks it over, you know she gives BJs in the VIP, but ....... like anything else in the club, BEHOLD THE POWER OF ALCOHOL!!!"
Preach, brother! lol ... like I said, my rule is that I don't kiss extras girls, but easier said than done lol
@Hugh_G._Reaction damn brother, you should be called the TUSCL preacher lol
a shot of tequila kills the germs.
"like anything else in the club, BEHOLD THE POWER OF ALCOHOL!!!"
That goes for BBFS too.
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