LDK
Something I've wondered whenever I hear a story of LDK. How the fuck does a guy jizz his pants from a lapdance? Seriously. I have to be really into a girl emotionally, as well as literally into a girl's pussy, in order to cum in 5 minutes or less. Like... there's a pair of pants between you and the girl when you're getting a lap dance. Is it like, "Oh my god these pants feel so good rubbing up against your pussy... oooooohhhhh gawwwddd, [jizz] there it is."
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Now? No way. It usually takes a long time now and it has to be direct contact with the girl, no material in between.
Just last week I went to a nude BYOB place in Austin called XTC Cabaret and got several very high-contact $10 lappers with two different Latinas, the second of whom prided herself on her ability to make guys cum with just dances. It didn't work on me, and I thought I might have to go VIP, where I had gotten a CBJ the week before. However, a thick white girl appeared on stage, I tipped her several dollars, she joined me when she got off stage, and we soon adjourned to the side of the room for lap dances. To my delighted surprise, she got me off in just two songs, aided by the fact that she was naked and that she provided lots of manual stimulation to Little Deuce.
I guess I don't understand guys who *can't* cum from lap dances :)
First off I almost always wear jeans to a club which a lot of guys say is a no no especially if you want to LDK. It's all about the grinding, and some girls grind in a way that gives me a raging hard on, other times they way they grind does absolutely nothing for me.
So this one time this girl was nude on top of me grounded the right way to get me hard and was sliding her wet pussy over top my jeans back and forth over my erection. It felt like a hand job and while she's breathing heavy in my ear and my hands are on her ass, it could have happened, but I stopped. I can see where other guys do it.
Keep in mind I've literally gotta probably over 500 lapdances in my lifetime and this happened once. ONCE!!!
I mean if you are seeing her regularly, and off of the clock, then to do that once in a while is fine. Maybe she is a virgin, or maybe she just hasn't fucked that many guys and is not ready yet to fuck you. But you can still put her on her back, and make her cum as you cum, by dry humping.
But paying strippers to do this, that is pathetic, paying money to exacerbate your own sexual frustration.
SJG
A handful of times (about 5 in thousands of LDs) I thought I could perhaps LDK if she kept it up grinding at the same beat and at the same spot for maybe 4+ songs but it never really got to that - the very few times it had the potential to possibly happen has been w/ slim athletically built AAs that are slim and firm and have a decent sized bubble-butt that is extremely firm.
"Men with high fat levels were found to have higher levels of the female sex hormone oestradiol, which disrupts the chemical balance in their body, making them last longer during sex.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion…
Just wanting her to dry hump you 'till completion, you are telling the girl that you don't really like her very much and don't really want to find better ways to engage with her.
By learning to cum quickly you are degrading your own sexual abilities.
SJG
Speaking as a bit of a "fat fuck" myself (6' tall, 230 lb), I have to say I have lapgasmed many *hundreds* of times. I guess the allegedly high level of oestradiol in my body is more than compensated for by my uber-masculine testosterone level :)
And not that I give a flip what SJG thinks about this, but I have found no conflict between cumming quickly during lap dances and cumming slowly in bed with a woman. Obviously paying per dance motivates me to cum quickly, but when I'm with a woman who's "off the clock", I can slow right on down to her natural rhythm.
I'm not sure why anyone would want to LDK instead of having sex. Whenever I was very horny, some dancer seemed to always want to help. For several months when I lived in NC, I remember some Korean massage girls would mug me every night and drain me before I made it inside a strip club next door. They did give an excellent massage. I only willingly went to visit them one time. They had two girls pull me off the street every other time. A few times from across the parking lot. When I tried to sneak past them from the other side of the strip club, I found out other girls were waiting on the other side. If you can have an LDK after getting routinely drained, that's amazing. I think I would still prefer sex over jizzing in the pants.
lol, what? I have not had dancers be less willing to see me OTC just because I LDK.
But then again I don't look down on a dancer for her profession or because she gets paid to help guys ejaculate. It's a noble profession if you ask me, a tremendous service to society.
Like that thread a few days ago, if that guy knew about this they probably wouldn't fondle a knocked out 19 yr old in an ambulance. That guy is likely going to jail or paying a huge fine for something he could have done consensually for the cost of one dance.
I treat these girls as respectfully as any other girls I meet, because they deserve it and there's no reason I shouldn't. A different profession shouldn't really change how someone is treated.
I'm rambling... LDKs are a fantastic part of the strip club experience in my opinion.
basketball shorts vs jeans
time since last ejaculation
dancers willingness to provide LDK
number of songs it takes to get there(LDK can LDK in 1 or 2 songs, it might take others longer)
influence of drugs and alcohol(if I get too drunk it fucks with my ability to get 100% erection just from a lapdance)
General horniness
I'm sure there's more variables.
Well, I would never say that it completely destroys future OTCing possibilities. But I still stand on what I said, a girl is going to like better a guy who is primarily interested in her, DFK, DATY ( I have never had a girl who does not like this and is not well effected by it ), and just talk. And then either it goes to FS-ITC, or your own ejaculation is saved for OTC, which, in a civilian form, you let her know you want to make happen ASAP, like that night. That will go over better with her.
Usually girls steer it to things like BBBJ 'till completion on account of aunt flo / PMS.
About dry humping, usually that works with a girl who has limited sexual experience and is not ready for you to fuck her yet, and so you are the one doing it, on top, and making her and yourself cum.
In a strip club dance booth, that is a girl providing a service for money for a guy who is so pathetic, or is cheating on his wife, so that that is the best he can set up. A chump.
SJG
Casino Royale 1967 Sound Track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhmZULZX…
She's A Lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReL9dmYD…
first page of sheet music
http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/mtd…
complete guitar tabs
https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/t/tom_j…
This song looks to be entirely diatonic, and so much of it is sung over Em.
The bridge is all major triads, and seems to constitute a key change, likely to Bb.
I remember reading a discussion once of the transitions in popular music as being either 1. harmony changes, 2. mode changes, or 3. key changes. But as to what distinguishes one from the others, I am still not clear. And then I don't think that classical music lends itself to such analyses, as it is more varied.