Stripper Chips

That's it. I'm going to start making Pathetic Loser Salsa.

And Stripper Shit Sour Cream. As well as VIP Guacamole.

OTCheddar. BBBJalapenoCIM. Air Dance Puffs.

On second though flavor #2 just made me gag by the sound of it, and flavor 3 sounds like it would be a dissapointment.

a21985 may have just won comments. Forever.

Founder should open a kickstarter campaign for these new TUSCL-branded party snacks to be available exclusively through this website.

Makes sense for a place like Thee Dollhouse line of strip clubs to buy cartons of these and serve them as the free munchies that come with the tables or on the bar. Like Chex mix. But sexier. (Barely.)

How about cookies shaped like a pussy, or cheese snacks shaped like breasts. These things would be awesome for having the munchies in a club.

What about "waiting for my ATF" fish crackers made in the shape of a whale?

The BBQ chips can be named after Juice. Call 'em "sloppy fingaz" because after you eat three chips your fingers are covered in BBQ powder making it look like you ate 6 bags of Doritos.

rofl @ "whale" good one shailynn!