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The important public service of strippers

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

There are stories in the news all the time about desperately horny PLs who get themselves in legal trouble for doing shit that any average mileage strip club would allow. This is the latest story.

I adore giant 19 year old tits, but there is no excuse for such desperation and stupidity. Strippers serve an important public service, and at certain times we all need to be serviced.

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jackslash

Support your local strippers!

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georgmicrodong

What a fucking retard.

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warhawks

That's creepy.

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4got2wipe

Not brilliant! :(

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flagooner

That would fall under my "Nonpaying feel coppers" category of creeps.

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Subraman

out-fucking-rageous. Good for that intern, doing the right thing even though so many young people are influenced by loser/thug anti-snitch culture

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Subraman

And, oh yes: tittays!!!! Get 'em at da club!

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TheOne&Only

I can't believe anyone would do that. Making it worse, it was in front of an intern, the woman was aware but totally helpless, and now he on PAID administrative leave?!

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shadowcat

Unfortunately the world is full of crazies.

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rh48hr

Unreal.

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ATACdawg

Dumbass. How on Earth could he ever think that sexual assaults was a good idea?

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san_jose_guy

JS69, I agree with you, strippers do serve an essential public service. I do not agree wtih Dougster and Killaudio666 who want to denigrate them.

SJG

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MrDeuce

JS69, you may be kidding when you say that strippers perform an essential public service, but I do seriously think that the world is a better place because there are strippers in it. Sometimes I will tell a favorite that strippers increase the net joy of the world.

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Papi_Chulo

Strippers offer instant gratification and instant access to tits and ass - yeah it is a great service

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san_jose_guy

Strippers also offer the ultimate power trip, See, Want, Get, getting to select the one who appeals to you that day, and to get her just as you found her dressed and painted up. And of course GFE-FS is the objective.

SJG

Nature Boy, sheet music, first page d29ci68ykuu27r.cloudfront.net

Of the two uses of the word 'far', E -> Eb and D -> Db, most instrumentalists don't literally play that at all.

But this guy does on his piano, you can even watch his fingers: youtube.com

Here Celine Dion, is she really singing both notes, and with fixed temper tuning? Piano tuning can be of many types, but it is never fixed temper tuning. youtube.com

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