Comments by BadBitchesOnly

Why do married men die before single men? A: because, they want to

Sex happens in most workplaces and happens even more so in sex biz workplaces. That's common sense. So yeah, bouncers get ass and even some of the ugly and obnoxious ones do too.

When Rachel from Greenville was dancin for me in Pp Cola. She was fckg hammed and on some crack ho shit. Eyes Rollin back in head kinda fckd up. Sicko me decides 'oh...this one outta be easy' so a get some dances. First song starts and she pulls her thong to side and unzips my pants. Sure, I had a bonor but there was no was I was stickin it in there. So the bitch backs her ass up in a 69 position and puts her ass hole right up to my nose, so what do you always do wen an ass is one inch from ur nose? YOU SNIFF! OMG...Big fucking mistake. Just as i sniffed a chunk of sonething fell out of he exit hole and onto my face . Whatever she ate for dinner was half out her ass and it was drippin and droppin! I said dance over crack bitch. I went in the bathroom and washed real good after that one. Luckily some ponk just yacked in the men's room and there was a bottle of industrial strength clearer to wash my face with. pretty sure it killed everything....but the burn on my face lasted a few days.

When Rachel from Greenville was dancin for me in Pp Cola. She was fckg hammed and on some crack ho shit. Eyes Rollin back in head kinda fckd up. Sicko me decides 'oh...this one outta be easy' so a get some dances. First song starts and she pulls her thong to side and unzips my pants. Sure, I had a bonor but there was no was I was stickin it in there. So the bitch backs her ass up in a 69 position and puts her ass hole right up to my nose, so what do you always do wen an ass is one inch from ur nose? YOU SNIFF! OMG...Big fucking mistake. Just as i sniffed a chunk of sonething fell out of he exit hole and onto my face . Whatever she ate for dinner was half out her ass and it was drippin and droppin! I said dance over crack bitch. I went in the bathroom and washed real good after that one. Luckily some ponk just yacked in the men's room and there was a bottle of industrial strength clearer to wash my face with. pretty sure it killed everything....but the burn on my face lasted a few days.

Juice, the bitches don't want their regular money fckd with and they talk in the locker room. I bet one of your regular bitches was spreadin some kinda shit about you to make other girls back off. Or, maybe she had to go take a dump?

My gov limits my car at 157. I'll max it out every cpl weeks to clean the pipes out. Friend and I got a ticket for 114 in 60 in hus truck and the cop took his license and brought his ass to jail.

My gov limits my car at 157. I'll max it out every cpl weeks to clean the pipes out. Friend and I got a ticket for 114 in 60 in hus truck and the cop took his license and brought his ass to jail.

Bad bitches hang out in skank ass places so fck ya!

Have the bitch sign a contract! But seriously, understand what you're getting and what the arrangement will be. For example, what is the arrangement the week she's on her period? How are you going to react when you get full access to her phone bill and find out she's banging 10 other guys?

Some use smartphone notes app and that's okay as long as the bitch is typing in my number too.

Right beside a club that has long lines where I can take in the overflow. I'll take sloppy seconds.

I love stripper farts...especially the kind you can taste.

Try again and if she says 'no' ask her why? She prob has a bf that monitors her phone and she doesn't want to get her ass beat.

What city r u in?

Did this in college to a roommate but we just popped out and took pictures of the naked hot chic. No loads on the bitch, but she was pissed anyway.

I've brought my bike to clubs a fews times. I'll leave my helmet at the front door or with a bartender. This has never been a problem. Other than a helmet I don't wear any other gear. But, I do have a backpack I can lock to the bike if I need to. Good luck and be safe.

Generally speaking they would both rate the same. Of course, it's best not to date either...but...I'm just saying.

Also consider cutting other hobbies out, such as golf, vacations, don't dine out at high end restaurants....etc. There you can save several hundred bucks/mo and BOOM....there's your club cash.

Very nice GF!

Juice...she's going to be ok. Good thing strippers are flexible otherwise she may have never made it to the icu. Def will pray for her.

Saw a bitch rat out another bitch and reported a drug deal/use to club mgmt. Cops came and the rat bitch said she saw dancer snortin blow. Come to find out the dancer bitch was just putting her contacts in her white contact case. Rat bitch was a friggin moron and dancer ended up kickin her ass later. Don't assume what you think you saw is what you saw.

Why does Santa have the best job ever? He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why did the homo get fired from the sperm bank? Drinkin' on the job....

What does it smell like? If it smells like sweaty balls...back your nose away quickly.