There's snow in the forcast",a guy told his roommate...."the weather girl said she was expecting 7inches tonight !".....the roomate said "are you sure she was talking about snow"
In the fast typing world of twitter people are careless with capitalization. Its a slippery slope between "Helping your Uncle Jack off a Horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"
A man walked into a bookstore and approached a clerk "I'm looking for a book on men with small dicks" she poundered for a sec and said "I don't thank its in yet" he said "yes ! Yes ! That's it !"
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This is true. There used to be a Jack Meoff in our phone book. And we've all heard about having your lost friend "Mike Hunt" paged at a store.
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Or paging the local bar for an "Al Coholic"....
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There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it, too."
What's "68"?
You do me and I owe you one.
Define "Egghead:" What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
What's the the definition of a vagina?
The box a penis comes in.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To hold up his pants!
Ahh...did I get that right?
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask Sarah Jessica Parker's mother.
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All you guys just made my whole fuckin night lol ! Thanks men !
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Why did the homo get fired from the sperm bank?
Drinkin' on the job....
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Why does Santa have the best job ever?
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
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What's the difference between a SLUT and a BITCH....
A SLUT will f#ck anybody.....
A BITCH will F#ck anybody but you...
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