sunday funnies with juice
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
There's snow in the forcast",a guy told his roommate...."the weather girl said she was expecting 7inches tonight !".....the roomate said "are you sure she was talking about snow"
In the fast typing world of twitter people are careless with capitalization. Its a slippery slope between "Helping your Uncle Jack off a Horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"
A man walked into a bookstore and approached a clerk "I'm looking for a book on men with small dicks" she poundered for a sec and said "I don't thank its in yet" he said "yes ! Yes ! That's it !"
In the fast typing world of twitter people are careless with capitalization. Its a slippery slope between "Helping your Uncle Jack off a Horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"
A man walked into a bookstore and approached a clerk "I'm looking for a book on men with small dicks" she poundered for a sec and said "I don't thank its in yet" he said "yes ! Yes ! That's it !"
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Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it, too."
What's "68"?
You do me and I owe you one.
Define "Egghead:" What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
What's the the definition of a vagina?
The box a penis comes in.
To hold up his pants!
Ahh...did I get that right?
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
Ask Sarah Jessica Parker's mother.
Drinkin' on the job....
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
A SLUT will f#ck anybody.....
A BITCH will F#ck anybody but you...