Heard any funny jokes?
One dancer told me "what's the difference between a cocktail waitress and a dancer?" She said 2 weeks. That's how long it takes to go from one job to the next. Then she tells me she once worked as a cocktail waitress in some closed down club in Memphis.
Maybe I left something out. It sounded funnier the first time I heard it.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Probably the funniest story joke i heard from a dancer is this one:
A guy and his girlfriend are at a bar having a drink. He goes to the restroom and when he comes out she has another beer. When he gets closer he notices she is stroking the beer up and down. ( dancer is actually stroking a beer bottle as she is telling the story). He asks," why are you doing that to the beer bottle for"? She says, "oh, sometimes i think of my ex boyfriend!". He says, " really! Do you ever think of me that way?". She moves her hand up to the smaller top of the bottle and starts stroking there and says, "sometimes".
I'm waiting for the punch line
Q: Why do divorces cost so much?
A: Because they're worth it.
Why do married men die before single men?
A: because, they want to
Did you hear the one about the mad stripper?
This one guy kept throwing monopoly money at her. She asked him why he was throwing fake money at her.
He replied, "Because you keep putting fake tits in my face!"
A shot girl told me this one:
What's the difference between a stripper's boyfriend and Aspirin?
Aspirin works!
Those are funny.
I saw something tonight I thought was funny.
It says son, I think I know why you are having trouble getting a date. nickmom.com
Q: what's the difference between a cunt and a bitch?
A: a cunt's a nice warm place where u want to be, a bitch owns it.
Dancer joke: What are three things men always miss? A urinal, an anniversary and a clitoris.
