Funny jokes you've heard in the strip club?
sharkhunter
Heard any funny jokes?
One dancer told me "what's the difference between a cocktail waitress and a dancer?"
She said 2 weeks.
That's how long it takes to go from one job to the next.
Then she tells me she once worked as a cocktail waitress in some closed down club in Memphis.
Maybe I left something out. It sounded funnier the first time I heard it.
One dancer told me "what's the difference between a cocktail waitress and a dancer?"
She said 2 weeks.
That's how long it takes to go from one job to the next.
Then she tells me she once worked as a cocktail waitress in some closed down club in Memphis.
Maybe I left something out. It sounded funnier the first time I heard it.
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The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Probably the funniest story joke i heard from a dancer is this one:
A guy and his girlfriend are at a bar having a drink. He goes to the restroom and when he comes out she has another beer. When he gets closer he notices she is stroking the beer up and down. ( dancer is actually stroking a beer bottle as she is telling the story). He asks," why are you doing that to the beer bottle for"? She says, "oh, sometimes i think of my ex boyfriend!". He says, " really! Do you ever think of me that way?". She moves her hand up to the smaller top of the bottle and starts stroking there and says, "sometimes".
A: Because they're worth it.
A: because, they want to
This one guy kept throwing monopoly money at her. She asked him why he was throwing fake money at her.
He replied, "Because you keep putting fake tits in my face!"
What's the difference between a stripper's boyfriend and Aspirin?
Aspirin works!
I saw something tonight I thought was funny.
It says son, I think I know why you are having trouble getting a date.
http://www.nickmom.com/blog/funny-photos…
A: a cunt's a nice warm place where u want to be, a bitch owns it.