The Juices 1st Lapper Rejection : ( lol !

21 comments

• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  Move on. She's playing you.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  vm gives his buddy the codes to one of his tactical nukes and tells him I'll leave the vault unlocked. :)
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  You can't resist a challenge can you Juice my Man! LOL
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  Did you fuck her no one disses the Juicemeister
• txtittyfan

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  12 years ago

  Did the use of jenkem, result in the term "this is some good shit man", among stoners?
• bang69

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  12 years ago

  bend the bitch over & fuck her in the ass & don't use any lube
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Don't worry Juice. It happens to me all of the time. Oh wait. You said lap dance. I was thinking BJ. :)
• Ermita_Nights

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  12 years ago

  Juice, it's a cold day in hell when I could give you any SC advice you don't already know.
• dallas702

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  12 years ago

  Juice, clearly you've lost that loving feeling. This is seriously bad news. Life, as you has known it, just changed forever.
  
  You must immediately turn in your TUSCL membership card, delete all stripper phone numbers from your cell (including the burn phone!), and catch a cab (do NOT drive yourself) to the physical therapy ward of your local Golden Ages Retirement Village. Your therapist will assign you a walker and drool cup, plus show you how to pull up the adult diapers without standing.
  
  Sooooo sorry man, it was nice knowing you!
  
  
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Omg ! You fellas are the best : ).....................no ! I'm going to find a way to fuck her for 6 to 12 months......she is a fista one !
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  This is the FIRST TIME you've been rejected? You must be a lot more handsome or a lot richer than me.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  You may need to employ the assistance of other strippers
• mikeya02

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  12 years ago

  She likes you Juice, just likes playing hard to get. Probably thinks about getting Juice'd all the time, just won't admit it.
• BadBitchesOnly

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  12 years ago

  Juice, the bitches don't want their regular money fckd with and they talk in the locker room. I bet one of your regular bitches was spreadin some kinda shit about you to make other girls back off.
  
  Or, maybe she had to go take a dump?
• Doc_Holliday

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  12 years ago

  Juice, you need to tell that bitch to take her ass back to the itty bitty titty committee and let the big girls do the dancing!
• steve229

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  12 years ago

  "what should I do boys ?"
  
  Slip a note in her locker, saying you really, really, really, like her and want to take her to the prom, er, I mean VIP...
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  Write her a romantic poem in your elegant English.
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  What to do? Give her a hard time. She may want more money. I wouldn't pay anything you don't want to. The other option is to find another girl who will say no to you if that turns you on. Then say you'll pay more than $5 per lap dance and then you'll be in business.
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  I got it. Ask her if she would fuck you if some rich guy paid her a million dollars. If she says she'll do that for a million, then it's just a matter of negotiating the price for something like a lap dance.
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  Just kidding, if you up the offer and she doesn't take $11 for a lap dance, just tell her she is crazy. Let us know what she says. :)
  
• Dolfan

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  12 years ago

  "Write her a romantic poem in your elegant English" LMAO!!!!