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11 years ago
Step 1: Chop off your dick
Step 2: ..............
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11 years ago
I'm not going to mess with Capt. Stonebreaker.
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11 years ago
Prison work release.
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11 years ago
In the Twin Cities, just about every club charges $20 for a personal lance whether it's a glamorous air-dance at the high end alcohol-serving clubs or a grinding lap per at the juice bar. And it's been that way since the Super Bowl was played here in 1991 (when those.prices went up from $10 a dance). My theory is that they won't jump again until the market can bear $40 per dance simply because of the denominations of bills we carry in our wallets. It's easy for everyone involved to keep track .
Just a few days ago I also was calculating the per-minute rate of strip clubs. Most clubs here hold songs to 21/2 to three minutes, which means for $20 you're paying $7 or $8 per minute. You can get off with online models at a cam show for $2 or $3 per minute with really hot girls charging up to $5 per minute. The trade of, however, is a no tactile experience.
I have to believe with this new sex trade market force, you're not going to see a rise in strip club prices any time soon.
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11 years ago
And the problem with this is?
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11 years ago
Just stumbled upon some vintage Christy Canyon online. She was one-of-a-kind.
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11 years ago
I resemble you calling me a homophone!
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11 years ago
I love his justification for doing this: "I trust his judgement because we have similar tastes and outlooks regarding clubbing."
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11 years ago
Your best bet is to submit this tale to Penthouse Letters.
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11 years ago
That's all? A little sex therapy could get you off a lot more!
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11 years ago
As an older dude who goes to strip clubs alone, I can tell you that I mentally laugh at the packs of young guys at the club who have no idea what they're doing there!
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11 years ago
ATF told me her real name in the club when I started moaning her stage name in her ear when we'd be in the heat of long good grinds. When ?i started using her real name, those grinds got even better.
Recent name phenomenon at my regular club: dancers changing their stage name to throw off the scent of their babies' daddies. I was confused at first, but had it explained that the guys paying child support would call the club and ask if "Tiffany" (their baby mama) was dancing. They'd continually do this to estimate how much unreported income the women were making and would then try to reduce their child support payments. "Tiffany" changes her name to "Mercedes" or such and the club can honestly keep saying "Tiffany" isn't dancing there any more.
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11 years ago
Amen to that txtittyfan!
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11 years ago
Will we be earning a commission from all these ideas we're sharing? Seriously, be yourself. We can see right thru dancers with a put-on personality.
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11 years ago
I get the feeling most dancers have no business plan.
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11 years ago
The core of the 85 Bears won just one Super Bowl and head plenty of othe playoff flame outs. Montana's 49ers of that same era won a lot more consistently with a lot less drama.
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11 years ago
In Bizarro World, we'd all be naked most of the time and women would find it sexy for us to put on clothes. I could do that for lots of money!
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
The one time I was in Boston I had just a short time and skipped clubbing based on all of the lackluster reviews. For as liberal as Massachusetts. is, you'd think there would be a hotter strip club scene there
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11 years ago
17 times to rehab & detox=a no-ending stream of personal drama
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11 years ago
On a recent visit my CF let me undress her down to her panties before the dance started. She didn't say a word to encourage me, just through body language and it was so intimate. Set a great tone for want always are awesome dances.
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11 years ago
There are lots of fish in the sea.
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11 years ago
Grocery stores: full of big melons and long zucchinis!
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11 years ago
It's a pretty common practice everywhere. It prevents confusing the suspect with someone who has the same name.
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11 years ago
If they leave a damp spot on your pants, I'm pretty sure they've cum. My CF does this often and is so embarrassed and every time I say I'm glad it was a mutually pleasurable experience. A couple visits ago she actually let me feel the dampness of her panties after the dance.
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11 years ago
I get my haircut OTC.