Comments by grand1511 (page 59)

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    11 years ago
    How Do You Let Down A Favorite Without Pissing Her Off
    Just been through that with a past CF. She was after several years of a cool relationship, she started to get pushy with more and higher end dances. Several visits I just told her "no, not tonight" when she asked if I wanted dances. Finally one night she asked if I was mad at her. I honestly replied that I wasn't mad at her, but as a long-time customer I didn't appreciate her pushy-ness and as a customer, I was going to make the decisions of how I spend my time and money. She was dumbstruck and had no reply. What I didn't tell her was that I had found a new CF who was a slightly better dancer, who showed some interest in my life outside of the club and who can actually conduct a regular conversation. The old CF just skips right past me now when she makes her rounds. No major drama involved.
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    11 years ago
    The Red Rope
    http://www.happymassage.com/wiki/Red_Rope
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    11 years ago
    Perfume Bomb
    It's a scientific fact that our sense of smell connects us to past memories stronger than any other sense.
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    11 years ago
    If a dancer starts making you feel slightly uncomfortable after 20 to 30 minutes
    Fart
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    11 years ago
    Strip club reality shows
    One of the clubs in downtown Minneapolis has (or at least used to have) an online reality show. As you walk in, there's a sign that says by entering the premises, my ou agree to have your image captured and shown on the show. I wonder how much business it's cost them with guys freaking out about being seen?
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    11 years ago
    Nipple Poke or Panty Line
    I gotta start doing yoga
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    11 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Creepy Customers
    Years ago I was getting dances from my CF at the time when she suddenly got all tense. A guy who had been stalking her was pacing back and forth by the VIO entrance. She told me she was just going to keep dancing but I didn't have to pay her (yes, too good to be true, But that's what happened.) There was no way she was leaving that room until she knew stalker dude was out of the building. Finally a bouncer came by, she told him what was going on and he kicked into action. We briefly saw the club bouncers dragging the guy out. And then my CF wanted just to hangout and cuddle for a while to settle back down. It all worked out great for me until it was time to leave the club and I suddenly realized her stalker could now be stalking me. Never went so fast to my car in my life leaving a club!!!
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    11 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Top 5 ?
    The middle one in 29 said she is my father.
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    11 years ago
    Club Loyalty
    Just like just about every retail establishment these days, strip clubs should have customer loyalty programs where you get points for every purchase you make. Then, on a sliding scale, you could redeem those points for free cover, drinks, dances or OTC.
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    11 years ago
    Feature acts
    Been to a few feature dance shows and the best was years ago by Lene' Hefner who pulled a girl from the tipping rail and went down on her. I know it wasn't a plant because I was sitting next to the group the girl was with and afterwards she was still in shock by the whole experience.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Everybody loves a polka. Trust me.
    What combination of words do you have to type into Google to find this?
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Everybody loves a polka. Trust me.
    That video only has two things going for it!
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    11 years ago
    silkypants
    Minnesota
    Where should I go?
    From many of the reviews I've seen, it seems that Portland, OR, has a pretty unique strip club scene. Don't know much about the prospects of extras, though.
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    11 years ago
    silkypants
    Minnesota
    Where should I go?
    From many of the reviews I've seen, it seems that Portland, OR, has a pretty unique strip club scene. Don't know much about the prospects of extras, though.
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    11 years ago
    AA girl
    I thought AA dancers went to 12-step meetings
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    11 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Ellie May Clampit
    I've always been more of a Ginger man myself.
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    11 years ago
    Asian strippers in Cincy??
    Are there any strip clubs left in Cincinnati?
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    11 years ago
    Waitress in Pink Pony ATL sucks
    You have to stop going to the bathroom!
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    11 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Miley Cyrus
    Big balls!
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    11 years ago
    jjrocks
    Florida
    Club Specials
    "Isn't that special" (said with Church Lady inflection)
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    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Good News
    When will the Olympics ever get to East St. Louis?
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    11 years ago
    Fayetteville NC, Asians
    The thing with Asian dancers, no matter how good they are, an hour later you want another lap dance.
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    11 years ago
    strip clubs, drugs, & live in girlfriends...
    The self congratulation doesn't seem to be going over real well with this crowd.
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    11 years ago
    How to play this one??
    You are the customer. Do what will give you the most satisfaction at the least cost. And remember they are business women first and foremost. Approaching it logically rather than emotionally will give you the best opportunity.