Ambiguous Reviews

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

10/15/2011 7:01:25 AM

I've been reading TUSCL reviews for a number of years and for some reason, I just haven't learned the ability to "read between the lines" and decipher what a reviewer means.

Case in point.

Recent review of the Flight Club: "Her menu was open, but i didnt indulge on this visit, Left happy and will be back"

This seems to be a contradiction. To me, left happy generally means, well, "left happy". But he says he didn't indulge in extras. So was he happy because the restroom smelled nice, or that the Tigers won, or the bartender told a funny joke? My old, senile mind needs further explanation.

8 comments

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steve229

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13 years ago

"left happy". But he says he didn't indulge in extras."

Cum in pants happy would be my guess.

CTQWERTY

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13 years ago

Probably saved a bunch of money by not indulging in extras and realized at as he walked out the door!

Alucard

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13 years ago

May have gotten a real nice grind or avoided a ROB or for a visit to another Club or just saved most of his $$$ for other things not Stripper related.

gatorfan

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13 years ago

He saved money on his car insurance.

mo_youngblood

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13 years ago

LOL gatorfan ..... must have found a stripper that sells insurance on the side.

vincemichaels

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13 years ago

I'm calling GEICO next time I am in Flight Club to find out who their agent is there!!