Ambiguous Reviews
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I've been reading TUSCL reviews for a number of years and for some reason, I just haven't learned the ability to "read between the lines" and decipher what a reviewer means.
Case in point.
Recent review of the Flight Club: "Her menu was open, but i didnt indulge on this visit, Left happy and will be back"
This seems to be a contradiction. To me, left happy generally means, well, "left happy". But he says he didn't indulge in extras. So was he happy because the restroom smelled nice, or that the Tigers won, or the bartender told a funny joke? My old, senile mind needs further explanation.
Case in point.
Recent review of the Flight Club: "Her menu was open, but i didnt indulge on this visit, Left happy and will be back"
This seems to be a contradiction. To me, left happy generally means, well, "left happy". But he says he didn't indulge in extras. So was he happy because the restroom smelled nice, or that the Tigers won, or the bartender told a funny joke? My old, senile mind needs further explanation.
8 comments
Cum in pants happy would be my guess.