You're Probably A Slutty Stripper If; ..come on guys lets all play along.
EricShipton
1) You think foil was invented to black out bedroom windows.
2) Your phone contacts list is full of names like; Hairy Guy, Dan3, RobertFat4, BiggestDick,etc.
3) You pay for $126 worth of groceries at Walmart with a stack of ones.
lets think up some more boys.
2) Your phone contacts list is full of names like; Hairy Guy, Dan3, RobertFat4, BiggestDick,etc.
3) You pay for $126 worth of groceries at Walmart with a stack of ones.
lets think up some more boys.
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You're "taking a semester off" from nursing school
When you're at Wal-Mart with your boyfriend, strangers come up to him and ask if he's holding
You or your boyfriend or your sister have done serious jail time
You have a lifetime pass to the tanning salon
Your shoes cost $100 and only last 6 weeks
The words "I miss u" are programmed into your phone
Bhuvanesh from the convenience store has your 6-pack of Red Bull ready for you at 7pm
You think drinking and smoking at work are normal activities
You wear the same outfit while at work everyday and no one seems to mind
You own more garters than socks
Your alarm clock is set to 6pm
Your entire wardrobe couldn't be sewn together to make a quilt big enough for a midget
Actually, these days, that is not uncommon in the general population. Sad, but true!
Supper consists of 2 dunkin doughnuts
Even if you take money, gifts, favors for sex you are not a prostitute
You're knocked up but don't know by whom.
You get your prescription drugs from the shot girl at the club.
You're drunk every day you work.
You've never heard of FICA.
You pay for everything with cash.
You tell people you're a Hooters waitress so they won't look down on you.
You think a 9 to 5 job starts at 9PM.
You hide what you do from your kids but they find out anyway.
You're drunk every day you work.
You've never heard of FICA.
You pay for everything with cash.
You think a 9 to 5 job starts at 9PM.
You hide what you do from your kids but they find out anyway.
Stripper or drug dealer? those could go either way.
I have to ask about FICA. My experience doing business in US is minimal (only two contracts in my 45 year career) and my memory is hazy. Is FICA not the standard which determines the check-offs an employer must make for an employee's Social Security contributions? I should probably ask Mr. Google.
you spend more time in front of the make-up mirror than you do sleeping
*fantasy* accurately describes every aspect of your life
Yes FICA is the name of the social security act. Generally the employer pays half (6.2%)and the employee pays half, except the employee got exempted for 2% this year. It does max out at around $107,000 each year.
I was told that this was the outcome of a tax audit the club experienced a few years ago. I also understand that the IRS is satisfied that they are capturing *some* portion of earnings thru W-2; and suggest that the remaining income should be reported on a "Schedule C" (self-employed) with business deductions for costumes, make-up, hair care, rubbers, pills, transportation, cell phones, etc. if the stripper's CPA is so inclined.