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Comments by thesamurai (page 14)

  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    A Strip Club App
    If you don't like Apple's product purchase something else. Freedom of expression "problem" solved. Rocket Science?
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Rick's Austin
    People have their own ways of processing information here. I look at single reviewers with a little bit of skepticism too, but then I only have a few myself so far so probs ppl see me as a noob as well. I say welcome to Scott1969 and am impressed a club GM would come on here and be open to criticisms, suggestions, etc. If dudes on here go ooh lala when a stripper who seems to hate her job and her customers posts on here with 8 things a stripper blahblah, why can't a GM post his thoughts?? Strippers post "stripper reviews" more and more I've noticed. Why can't a GM do so and not be welcomed? Perhaps, though, he should ID himself as the GM in a review, I dunno. I have been to the Rick's in Mpls...I didn't think it was all that great. But then, it is Mn and no place is all that great lol(cry)
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    13 years ago
    Off Topic- I'm doomed, would really appreciate some advice.
    If you can crowbar the hood open and rig it so it closes while you have access, that would be the best option, as a few other guys here have advised. I helped a buddy of mine do that for his car after he had a little minor fender bender. He kept it like that til he got rid of the car, it worked pretty good. The thing to be concerned about I think is the headlight. If you don't get it working properly, its just giftwrapping an excuse for police to harass you and take closer looks at your hood handiwork. good luck with it man and glad you werne't hurt in the accident.
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    13 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    fav football team ???
    I'm a Vikings fan. I've moved around alot but currently in Minnesota and I was born here, so any packer or bears fans here can suck it lol :D If the Vikings suck, then I hope the Lions do well, cuz anybody beating the packers and bears is OK in my book!
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Enough about economics and politics. Lets talk about food. Strip club food.
    I'm with Farmerart, when I'm at the club the only thing i'm interested in is sushi ;)
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    13 years ago
    Sacre Bleu!
    yeh I gave up on McD's long ago once I realized I'm not in college anymore, I can afford better food now, and every time I ate there I felt like shit soon thereafter. Can't give up on taco bell though.heheheDOH!
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Another Boring Thread About Oil From farmerart
    The best way to find oil is to buy some land in the boonies, go hunting and be a bad shot. Worked for Jed Clampett!!!!!!!!!!
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    13 years ago
    "Finishing" a Lap Dance
    Jerikson, eh? Considering that avatar has two nekkid ppl in it I guess you agreed with me while you were disagreeing? At any rate, my final sentence was meant to be taken lightly, hence the "lol". If it got you worked up then..uh...I guess check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQkFNVhppXo lol
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    13 years ago
    "Finishing" a Lap Dance
    I've never even come close to finishing cuz of lapdances. It doesn't appeal to me at all, the mess in the pants. Reading this site makes me think theres something wrong with ME lol.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Get your priorities straight.
    A Priest, a Rabbi and a Marxist-Socialist are in an airplane that is going to crash and there are only two parachutes. The Priest says, “I have always followed the word of Jesus, so I should have one of the parachutes.” The Rabbi says, “I paid for the plane rental, so I should also have one of the parachutes.” The Marxist-Socialist says, “I would normally advocate allocating these out according to one’s means, but I’m afraid of dying and would like one of the chutes, please.”
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Sometimes it's hard to tell the bad guys from the good guys
    Hey he stole my money I got from hooking all night in a hotel room!
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Biting!?
    In the club i've had two dancers direct me to bite their nipples, so I did but not very hard. Otherwise, it wouldn't even enter my mind to do that. I've had some dancers bite me...biting is not my thing I guess because I wasn't into it much. I think I'll save my biting for a NY strip rather than strip club lol
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    13 years ago
    Lust at McDonalds.
    wwpmi I had that nightmare too lol
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Stop with the "f***ing" reviews!!!
    +1 I try not to put explicit details in a review. Its 2011. Po-po is all about the net now and I'm not inclined to make their job easy.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Still on the DL
    Drink lots of alcohol, you won't feel nuthin!!
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Strangest/weirdest/grossest patron you've ever seen at a strip club?
    I usually don't pay attention to other customers at clubs, but last week I was in one and I guess I would call a strange incident. This clearly drunk guy came in, he didn't look altogether THAT odd but he was dressed in his own style. Big mutton chop side burns, thick BC glasses like you get in boot camp, and a curly mop for hair on top. I figured he was an artist or in a band or something. So he plops down next to me and strikes up a convo. In his slurred speech he asks me if I like chicks. Yes, I said, lol. Then asked me if I was religous. Not really but now I was on guard. Next question...what do I think of stem cell research. I was like WTF dude this is a strip club I'm not here to talk about stuff like that look, walking by us right now is a hot hot chick with barely any clothes on and mmmm look at that ass as she walks away. A light bulb went off in his head, he says "oh yeah!", gave me a high five and got up and followed that dancer across the room. A few minutes later he was escorted out by the bouncer. Strange. Funny too lol.
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    13 years ago
    Free Blowjobs on the East Coast this weekend.
    LOL :D
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    13 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    CELEBRITY
    arianny celeste!!!
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    13 years ago
    PETA Does Porn?
    I support the no fur movement. Clean shaven pussy!!! wooo!
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Review Standards
    I hear rick's point, but overall I think this site does a good job, and most people offer information even in short reviews. The ones I can't stand are strippers or ex-employees that are trying to burn a club that fired them or whatever.
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    13 years ago
    DUSA
    Maryland
    What was your most surprising ITC expierence??
    lopaw, i used my imagination to envision the scenario you described and...my face went through the same range of expressions as the floater dude lol :D
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Accounting for a Stripper-Related Expense
    Even though you didn't intend it as a gift, that's what it became.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    The Penthouse Club - Phily - scary reviews - but I have to wonder?
    Both reviews are third person. I'm going to bet on option (2) rickdugan said above.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Report: Players Got Gifts From Miami Booster
    If even 1/10 of what Shapiro alleges is true, Miami is in deep deep shit and heads will be a rollin.