Free Blowjobs on the East Coast this weekend.

Yeah, we'll all be getting blown in Baltimore...

Getting blown in Jersey!

vincemichaels: "Free Blowjobs on the East Coast this weekend."

Really vince, how many guys do you think will take you up on your offer? Don't you think using to TUSCL to advertise your services a bit tacky though?

vm,

Just stay away from the coast and in a protected building. Should be fine. The storm is likely to be a weak "2", so not to worry very much. Of course, having supplies AFTER it passes can sometimes be a trial. I hope you gassed up beforehand.

Women are like hurricanes. When they come, they're wet and wild, and when they go, they take your house and car.

LMAO, Douchester. Only your pathetically weak mind and soul would come up with a typical Douchester line. Go fuck your stupid self.

Q: Why are a divorce and a hurricane in North Carolina alike?

A: Someone's losing a double-wide.

LOL :D

Free vince? C'mon. How much did it cost you to drive all the way over there?

cry like the baby that you are vince! LMFAO.

So Dougster has a "fucking ass"!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dougster. You wouldn't know your ass from a hole in the ground. Oh wait. That's the only hole you put your pathetic tiny schwantz in.

Not a cent, shadowcat. Obama is footing the bill. LOL

no donkey sex

Katia has formed out in the Atlantic, due to strengthen. Will this one give Clubber a BJ?

I guess that would be "K".

BTW, what the F%$# kind of name is that, Katia???

Well, Clubber, they retired the name of "Katrina" so they came up with "Katia" It's a different name, that's for sure. Keep an eye on this one, it looks like a southern track for this storm.