Enough about economics and politics. Lets talk about food. Strip club food.
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Fried Lobster and a Lap Dance: Miami's Best Strip Club Food
Pop quiz: what are strip clubs good for, other than watching hard-working girls dance for their college tuition? In Miami, they're also a hidden spot to find some good eats.
No lukewarm, all-you-can-eat buffets here; just good, honest cuisine served with a smile and a lap dance. Okay, so they won't be winning any awards for their food anytime soon, but at least you've got a good reason to check out your local "gentleman's club." Like you needed another excuse to hit a strip club, right?
3. Fried Lobster at Tootsie's Cabaret
Rumor has it that Tootsie's used to have a great lobster roll (Tootsie Roll anyone?), but times have changed and the economy has strengthened a bit, so it was apparently time for an upgrade. If you're sitting in the Champagne Room and get a hankering for some expensive crustacean, order up a Fried Lobster ($17) for the full VIP experience. Hey, we'd rather get lobster at a strip club than crabs.
​2. The Take-out Window at Goldrush
This is a strip club that never sleeps; open 24 hours Wednesday thru Monday morning, Goldrush offers breakfast, lunch and dinner because hey, anytime is a good time to hit a strip club. The best meal here, however, is served outside via Goldrush's take-out window, where you can grab a burger and fries without even going inside. Conveniently located across the street from Club Space, this is you're go-to spot when you stumble out of Space mid-trip. A classy evening indeed.
​1. Barbecue from Skebo's Kitchen at Club Lexx
Skebo's isn't so much a kitchen as a tent in the parking lot of a strip club, but what they lack in semantics they make up for in juicy Georgia-style barbecue. While his wife runs the kitchen inside, Johnny "Sugar Ray Jay" Floyd mans the grill outside, slinging a juicy chicken sandwich with honey mustard barbecue sauce ($10 with two sides) and sloppy ribs to hungry strippers (sorry, dancers) and locals. Try this line: "Honey, I wasn't at the strip club, I was getting us dinner." You're welcome.
Pop quiz: what are strip clubs good for, other than watching hard-working girls dance for their college tuition? In Miami, they're also a hidden spot to find some good eats.
No lukewarm, all-you-can-eat buffets here; just good, honest cuisine served with a smile and a lap dance. Okay, so they won't be winning any awards for their food anytime soon, but at least you've got a good reason to check out your local "gentleman's club." Like you needed another excuse to hit a strip club, right?
3. Fried Lobster at Tootsie's Cabaret
Rumor has it that Tootsie's used to have a great lobster roll (Tootsie Roll anyone?), but times have changed and the economy has strengthened a bit, so it was apparently time for an upgrade. If you're sitting in the Champagne Room and get a hankering for some expensive crustacean, order up a Fried Lobster ($17) for the full VIP experience. Hey, we'd rather get lobster at a strip club than crabs.
​2. The Take-out Window at Goldrush
This is a strip club that never sleeps; open 24 hours Wednesday thru Monday morning, Goldrush offers breakfast, lunch and dinner because hey, anytime is a good time to hit a strip club. The best meal here, however, is served outside via Goldrush's take-out window, where you can grab a burger and fries without even going inside. Conveniently located across the street from Club Space, this is you're go-to spot when you stumble out of Space mid-trip. A classy evening indeed.
​1. Barbecue from Skebo's Kitchen at Club Lexx
Skebo's isn't so much a kitchen as a tent in the parking lot of a strip club, but what they lack in semantics they make up for in juicy Georgia-style barbecue. While his wife runs the kitchen inside, Johnny "Sugar Ray Jay" Floyd mans the grill outside, slinging a juicy chicken sandwich with honey mustard barbecue sauce ($10 with two sides) and sloppy ribs to hungry strippers (sorry, dancers) and locals. Try this line: "Honey, I wasn't at the strip club, I was getting us dinner." You're welcome.
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1) Bare Ellegance- LAX. Besides boilerplate regular menu, free lunch buffet Friday ~ 12p-2p (1 trip- 2 meats, some veggies, sliced boiled taters, rice, rolls, veggie and fruit tray, sometimes pie or cake)
2) Mens Club- Dallas- They have honest to goodness chef on staff, with some afternoons discounted prime rib, and some Friday evenings, a pool side buffet with good stuff varying from bbq chicken or ribs, cajun jumbo shrimp, tater and vegggie tray, etc).
16 OZ T-Bone for $3.99
12 Oz New York Strip $4.99
8 OZ Fillet Mignon $6.99
Side orders of potates, etc $1.00
Why go to McDonalds?