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12 years ago
And with the bouncer sitting 20 feet away with an unobstructed view, the dances are mostly air at Fantasies. So a half price dance on Wednesdays is, at est, barely worth it. Otherwise, just goto Fantasies to watch the girls and sports on big screen TVs.
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12 years ago
One of my favorite clubs has some restrictive rules for lap dances and has cameras in the LD area. If a dancer goes too far, the manager or DJ will flash a light above the dancer as a warning. More than one or two flashes will result in a fine against the dancer.
Also, a former stripclub manager wrote a very informative blog article on this topic:
http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/2011/11/cameras-in-clubs.html
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12 years ago
Just curious trpterp: Where did you end up? What did you think?
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12 years ago
Due to MD state law, most clubs are very good about enforcing no indoor smoking.
Haven, Tony's, and Sherrie's are in the city, but they're all an easy 5 minute drive past Gold Club, so I wouldn't rule them out on travel basis.
I'm not sure on the type and level of LDs you're looking for.
Gold Club: Upscale club, $30 LDs, tops-on, no touching. No cover before 7 or on Sundays.
Players: No-frills BYOB club. Absolute best LDs at $30 for full length songs. If LDs are important to your visit, then the $40 cover is worth it.
Haven: Nice tavern vibe, no LDs available. Nice place to have a drink, watch dancers, tip them and have a little chat, maybe watch a game on TV too. The owner has been known to have a couple of cigarettes indoors.
Tony's: Very divey. Mediocre, over-priced urban-style LDs.
Sherrie's: Block-style drink hustle, though not sure of the drink milage.
All clubs above are Baltimore City and stage dances are usually nude.
All clubs below are Baltimore County and stage dances are usually pasties.
Excape: I was unimpressed. The two times I've been there: Lackluster 30 second stage dance, then the girls hopped off stage and spent the next 3 minutes of their "dance" doing a tip walk. No LD info.
Crazy Russian: More burlesque than stripclub. No LDs.
Dundalk clubs: Pasties, no real LDs. OK for a drink if you're driving past, but don't go out of your way.
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12 years ago
Yep, same story here. About a year ago I was sitting by the emergency exit in the Pussycat Club on the Block in Baltimore. A dancer with a lot of years on her face than I'm think should be there yet and obviously under the influence of alcohol or other chemical sits down next to me and asks the wannadance question. I politely reply "No thank you. I'm not interested in a dance tonight." So then she immediately stumbles out the emergency exit door and stands there for five minutes taking a smoke. Then she walks back in, sits right back down on the same bar stool, and asks me the exact same question. Verbatum. No appearance of recognition on her face whatsoever. The bartender, having seen all of this, starts laughing. I start feeling like shit, but I manage to keep a straight face and politely decline again. I finish my drink quickly and leave two minutes later.
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12 years ago
I've never thought about me needing to trust my regular/favorite while watching her purse, but the posters' point. I do trust her. And she trusts me not only with her purse with tip money but also with her open drink too. Since this particular club doesn't offer lap dances, it doesn't create a cockblocking issue.
Ultimately I appreciate her trust. It makes the fantasy seem a bit more real.
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12 years ago
I agree with Clubber too. The time has come to start using the ignore feature. I used to be able to not worry about logging-in and just skim over the nonsense and crap on this board, but lately its become too much. So far, just one user and his aliases on ignore. I'm still hoping Juicebox69 is just going through a phase and he returns to his previous form.
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12 years ago
The above article was published on Wednesday, July 18, 2012.
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12 years ago
Sounds like this will be more of a gogo bar:
http://www.somdnews.com/article/20120718/NEWS/707189487/1103/Bikini-dancer-club-liquor-license-approved&template=southernMaryland
Bikini dancer club liquor license approved
Owners of new club warned on nude dancing rules
By ERICA MITRANO, Staff Writer
Plans for a bar featuring bikini-clad dancers in cages will go forward in Waldorf, but a member of the liquor board warned owners to be careful, or they could lose their liquor license, and their investment along with it.
“I guess I just want to throw out a caution, a strong caution, especially with bikinis and poles and cages,†said liquor board member Wayne Magoon. “You’re talking about spending $800,000 to build up this business and create this storefront and the like. You clearly need to realize that one wardrobe malfunction and the wrong folks are in there seeing it, you’re going to have an $800,000 hamburger stand without a license. So purely a word of caution: You’re going to have to be very, very careful.â€
The Board of License Commissioners for Charles County granted Myung Ho Paik and Robert A. Boarman a license to sell beer, wine and liquor at Spice Lounge Bar & Grill, to open on Old Washington Road. The bar still needs other permits and a Maryland sales tax number from other governmental bodies.
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12 years ago
Just make sure it's butter, not Crisco!!!
Because Crisco is shortening...
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12 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
I agree with rell. Without traveling beyond downtown, The Block is definitely the place to go for hands on action. I've only been to The Block a few times, but here's what I've learned and picked up from others.
The Block is sort of a strip club version of a carnival midway; lots of bright signs and barkers at the doors to entice you inside. When first arriving on The Block, I enjoy walking around a little just to soak in the atmosphere.
Hustler is run like most other clubs and its mileage is similar to Scores and Ritz. I've been to Hustler a couple of times and found it to be rather corporate and sterile. I've never visited, but Norma Jean's, in the same building as Hustler, appears to be a popular black/urban style SC, focusing on music and stage dancing rather than LDs.
However, most clubs on The Block operate on the drink system. After about 30 seconds of talking to a dancer, the bartender will ask you to buy a $25 small drink for the dancer. If you don't, the dancer will leave immediately. If you do, you'll get 5-8 minutes of hand roaming over clothing. Longer LDs are also available if you buy a bigger drink ($70-$80). The club takes a large portion of the drink payments, so the dancer often requests a tip. Bring plenty of cash; The Block is more expensive than most other clubs. Extras from the far end of the spectrum are not my thing. But I have been offered BJs for $150+tip and FS for $350+tip if you're interested.
At these clubs, you won't find many 8s-10s, but I've seen more 4s-7s than I originally expected and there are some 1s-3s as well. Most clubs tend to skew vanilla or chocolate, but there is usually a little bit of a mix in the clubs. The barker/doorman ethnicity outside is often a good indicator of most dancers' ethnicity inside.
As rell mentioned, there is no cover for these clubs, so you can easily pop in, take a look, and decide to stay or go somewhere else. Some clubs go for the party atmosphere while others have a more relaxed atmosphere.
Even though I've never felt unsafe on the Block, I recommend you leave well before 2 AM. I saw The Block once around 2AM. It seemed rather chaotic with the police encouraging everyone to disperse as quickly as possible. (Baltimore City Police HQ is one block east of The Block.)
WWonka wrote a good article on The Block. Click on the "Baltimore" hyperlink on within the "clubs" section and you'll find a link to the article at the top of the page.
I've also had some fun at Goddess, which is across the street from the Marriott. It's a more traditional SC but be ready for a $20 drink hustle. Goddess did have an infamous review: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=96809 At most, I think this was an aberration because I've never heard any other followup or stories and I've never had a problem there.
Welcome to Baltimore and I hope you have fun!
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I don't really understand why they filter out all of the color except blue. Just because their pill is blue? That would seem to be a lame reason to me. I associate blue colors with relaxing / inactivity / curling up and falling asleep. Not exactly the message commercial seems to want to promote: It's manly to fix your ED problem.
Or maybe I've been watching too many Mad Man episodes...
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12 years ago
It's quite possible that I will be travelling to Georgia several times over the next few years. One of the first clubs I want to visit is the Clermont Lounge.
"Spanning the Internet to bring you
the constant variety of ecdysiasts...
the thrill of a hottie's lapdance...
and the agony of de-skank...
the human drama of burlesque exploration...
This is TUSCL's Wide World of Stripclubs!"
(many apologies to Jim McKay)
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12 years ago
"El Paso County Sheriff's officials have not released other details. An investigation is underway."
Perhaps the investigation will uncover the the girls perform 'killer' lap dances.
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13 years ago
I've met Hunter in person. Our first (and last) conversation went like this:
Hunter: (Highly abrasive, demanding, agressive tone of voice) "Don't you just want to fuck me!"
Me: (Pulled my head back, squinted my eyes, shook my head and with extreme disbelief in my voice) "Noooooo....."
I am usually very polite, patient and pleasant to the dancers I meet, including those I'm not interested in conversing or dancing with. However, I found her demeanor and sales pitch to be so repulsive, my word just slipped out.
My rating: 1
FYI: Those photo are at least 7 or 8 years old now. It's been many years since that website's last update. I highly doubt she's still dancing.
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13 years ago
I look at the overall amount of money spent on a club visit vs. what I receive in return. One club I go to is has a $25 cover, is BYOB, and offers relatively high milage laps. Another club I go to has no cover, sells alcohol, and you need to pay for a VIP room to get similar milage. At the end of the visit, with similar time & milage, I end up spending pretty much the same amount of money. The way I see it, the clubs get their money one way or another.
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13 years ago
@JacksonEsskay: Yes, the Block still exists and is rather on the seedy side. But it's fun to see it lit up at night. Sort of a SC version of a carnival midway.
After reading your online profile, I don't think you will be too interested in most of the Block. LF Hustler Club on the Block is OK, but for the full gentlemens club type experience, I much prefer Gentlemens Gold Club on the east side of Baltimore. Dancer drinks are not exorbitant like the Block and the dancers will chat with you a while. LDs and rooms are a little pricy, but OK.
Scores and Ritz are two other options for downtown, but I've never visited them.
If you're on the west side of Baltimore, Millstream Inn is your best choice. The dancers are friendly and will chat with you for a while, esp. if you buy them a drink and/or snack. (Very good food here.) Standard LDs are a half step above airdances. LDs are OK if you want a test drive. But if you find a dancer you like, get a VIP room...
For higher two-way LD contact, you can't beat the Player's Club, which is near the Gold club. But be ready for $40 cover for your first visit and it's BYOB.
If you're north of Baltimore, not much there. Goto one of the others I've mentioned.
If you need to stay south of Baltimore (ie north Anne Arundel county), then McDoogals is OK. One-way light to medium contact nude LDs. It's BYOB and a dive. Also, bring your own restroom paper products: They haven't stocked any paper in there in the past 15 years. Fantasies is a neighborhood sports bar with nude dancers occasionally offering overpriced airdances.
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13 years ago
One of the clubs I goto has a Katy Perry look-a-like and a Mila Kunis look-a-like. Decisions...Decisions...Decisions...
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13 years ago
Some club managers have them to try to prevent dancers from doing extras in the restrooms. It's not like they can put cameras in the restrooms.
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13 years ago
@luv_women: I second steve's Millstream recommendation. In particular, I recommend Chantel. Well-endowed Latina, playful and fun to chat with. She's scheduled for today's 3-8 shift.
For high mileage LDs, I recommend Player's Club. They are open 7 nights a week.
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13 years ago
The nearest clubs are about 20 miles. Between the Baltimore clubs, the clubs east and north of DC and DC itsself, there are more than 55 clubs within 30 miles. Did a tally and I've been to 16 of them.
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13 years ago
For those in the Baltimore area, Millstream Inn maintains a very good site. Their dancers' schedules are updated weekly and usually very accurate and the promotions posting are also well maintained.
http://millstreamgirls.com
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13 years ago
My nickname is a line from the title track of the Bat Out Of Hell album. The adjacent lyrics is a little better suited for my account on the pink site, but I decided to use the same nickname on both sites.
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14 years ago
I went to Opening Day last Monday and it was actually sunny and in the mid-70s instead of the cold, rainy affair that we usually get in early April.
I was happy to see many young ladies in their more revealing attire. Including two hotties in tight crop tops & shorts, with makeup and movements that screamed "strippers". They we're posing with the main scoreboard in the background. The guy taking the cell phone photos definitely looked like a bouncer. I'll have to check the local SC websites and see if the photo are posted. At least one of the local SC does that sort of thing.
At the game, I was sitting on the rail with the main aisle right in front me and four feet below me. Nice view of quite a few ladies in their low-cut blouses as they walked past. But I had to resist the urge to drop dollars bills into the cleavage, especially with my SO sitting next to me!
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14 years ago
One or two "normal" ear piercings I can appreciate, if they're jewels or other (semi)precious stones/pearls/metals. Ditto for the navel. But anywhere else, forget it, I don't care for them. I like the nipples au natural...
Also, any piercings that look like plain steal barbells, definitely a turnoff for me, no matter what body part they're punched through. Barbells only belong in the weight room.