have you ever had a dancer suck butter off your dick ?

24 comments

• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  You have got to be one of the weirdest people I have ever encountered.
• txtittyfan

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  12 years ago

  All of my dancers use margarine.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  Make mine a turkey club on rye. Hold the mayo.
• steve229

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  12 years ago

  
  I feel dirty
• deogol

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  12 years ago

  ^^^ Sounds like she might lick ya clean!
  
  (Honey is sweeter.)
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  Butter? No. But you didn't ask about chocolate syrup.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  I shorted butter futures then lost money on a margarine call
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Hell boys you thank that's odd I've had A1 sauce on my cocky a few times as well.....lol......thanks for the comments and good times gents
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  Juice:
  
  You are a sick and crazy son-of-a-bitch.
  
  Don't you know that too much butter will make dancers fat?
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  Motorhead, you ought to be ashamed.
• hard10

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  12 years ago

  Juice, I spread cream cheese on mine, then ring a bagel on it and have her eat it off.
• IfIGottaBeDamned

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  12 years ago

  Just make sure it's butter, not Crisco!!!
  
  Because Crisco is shortening...
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  @If
  
  LMAO. Some of us guys here are already "short" enough.
• rickdugan

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  12 years ago

  "have you ever had a dancer suck butter off your dick ?"
  
  No, but I'm sure that more than a couple have sucked off some stray hairs, lint from my pants and maybe even a leftover partial drop from my last piss.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  You're too much Juice!
  
  I prefer not to involve food as a part of a Sex act.
  
  Wait a second, is cum food? LMFAO
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Juice - Try putting peanut butter on your balls. Your dog will love you.
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  Was there foreskin jam to accompany the butter?
• Doc_Holliday

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  12 years ago

  Paula Deen danced for you?
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Lol Goddamn do I love you guys and those funny as fuck comments
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Just stay out of trouble juice, cuz you might be finding a butter buddy in the slammer.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  Did you say batter?
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  "Did you say batter?"
  
  Brilliant blow jobs brings bursts of baby batter
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Lmfao....fuckin pricless
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  Nope I didn't bring any condiments the last time. I've heard of ketchup and mustard but not butter.