have you ever had a dancer suck butter off your dick ?

You have got to be one of the weirdest people I have ever encountered.

All of my dancers use margarine.

Make mine a turkey club on rye. Hold the mayo.

I feel dirty

^^^ Sounds like she might lick ya clean!

(Honey is sweeter.)

Butter? No. But you didn't ask about chocolate syrup.

I shorted butter futures then lost money on a margarine call

Hell boys you thank that's odd I've had A1 sauce on my cocky a few times as well.....lol......thanks for the comments and good times gents

Juice:

You are a sick and crazy son-of-a-bitch.

Don't you know that too much butter will make dancers fat?

Motorhead, you ought to be ashamed.

Juice, I spread cream cheese on mine, then ring a bagel on it and have her eat it off.

Just make sure it's butter, not Crisco!!!

Because Crisco is shortening...

@If

LMAO. Some of us guys here are already "short" enough.

"have you ever had a dancer suck butter off your dick ?"

No, but I'm sure that more than a couple have sucked off some stray hairs, lint from my pants and maybe even a leftover partial drop from my last piss.

You're too much Juice!

I prefer not to involve food as a part of a Sex act.

Wait a second, is cum food? LMFAO

Juice - Try putting peanut butter on your balls. Your dog will love you.

Was there foreskin jam to accompany the butter?

Paula Deen danced for you?

Lol Goddamn do I love you guys and those funny as fuck comments

Just stay out of trouble juice, cuz you might be finding a butter buddy in the slammer.

Did you say batter?

"Did you say batter?"

Brilliant blow jobs brings bursts of baby batter

Lmfao....fuckin pricless

Nope I didn't bring any condiments the last time. I've heard of ketchup and mustard but not butter.